sorry i haven't updated in a while. But it's spring break! Boo-yah! And sicne my life sucks so bad i get to stay at home doing nothing at all, except update whenever i like!

Disclaimer: Don't own YYH. I do own the story and Zeth my adorable perverted satyr!

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"Then find me a cow, I'll eat the dam thing raw!" She yelled tears in her eyes from the hunger she was facing. She couldn't take it anymore she snatched the apple and began ripping the thing apart like it was going to run away. Zeth and Kuwabara stared at her in bewilderment.

"You can take the girl out of the harpy, but you can't take the harpy out of the girl." Zeth joked tossing the apple core away.

Now:

Ocypete had just finished eating her twentieth apple in a set of five minutes, staring on her twenty-first. Zeth watched in amazement at her enormous appetite.

"We need to keep moving, we've got to get out of this forest before we get killed." Kuwabara advised getting nods from the two as Zeth leapt onto Ocypete's shoulder. "Zeth tell me do you really know your way out?"

"Why of course! You just go straight." He informed proudly that resulted in getting a smack in the head from the former harpy. "Ow what was that for beast!"

"For not telling us that in the first place!" She shrieked, "Do you know how much time we could have saved? You dam satyrs."

"Ah yes and being a creature of pure disgust and foulness is much better." Zeth sneered turning his gaze away from hers.

"At least I have a reputation of mauling what I don't like." She smirked though it was less threatening without her razor sharp incisors.

"Hey could we stop arguing with each other!" Kuwabara yelled stopping to confront the two. "That's all we've been doing ever since this whole mess started! We've been yelling at each other and insulting one another! So far it's got us nowhere but into more crap like this! If we're ever going to get my team back to normal and save the earth then we need to stop fighting each other and fight the enemy!" His speech left the two mythical beings wordless,

"Well then I suggest you start your brigade by preventing that bear from tearing your insides out." She pointed at the large brown bear towering over Kuwabara, his claws drawn and his mouth agape.

"Crap it's Urameshi!" Kuwabara shouted ducking a swipe from his claws. That made an opening for the Black Panther and gray wolf to go after the other two. They managed to corner them to a tree as Kuwabara used his spirit sword to fend his former friend off.

"Please Artemis save me!" Zeth pleaded clasping his hands together closing his eyes tightly.

"Artemis is the one who did this to us!" Ocypete snapped, "Zeth got any ideas?"

"Yes, run away!" He screamed climbing up the tree they were leaning against. Ocypete's pupils shrank seeing the satyr run away with his tail between his legs.

"You dam coward! How dare you leave me behind! If I survive I'll be sure to rip your limbs off!" She bellowed a huge vein popping from her head as the gray wolf pounced at her. Ocypete dove under him to that he crashed into the tree. But it didn't stop the Black Panther from jumping in front of her his fangs bared roaring in her face. If I was a harpy that dam bastard would be dead by now. She thought distastefully.

"Banzai!" Kuwabara called from the air smacking the panther away with a newly made spirit sword. "Ha whose weaker now short stuff!" He mocked as the panther tried to regain composure. He helped Ocypete up asking, "hey where's the little guy?"

"The coward ran off just as we were about to become dinner." She sniped Kuwabara could clearly see the flames coming off of her. "Kuwabara!" She yelled as the gray wolf pounced on top of him.

"Kurama I know your in there, please buddy don't do this." Kuwabara pleaded looking into his dark amber eyes. Bam! The wolf went down like a ton of bricks as Ocypete smacked him in the head with a heavy wooden branch. "I hope that doesn't leave a mark."

"An eye for an eye, now I don't have to repay you." Ocypete smirked helping him up. "Zeth said to go straight and we would be out of here." She repeated as they ran. "Err, just thinking of that traitor makes my blood boil." She growled. A booming roar shook the woods as the three former teammates came rushing at the two at top speed. "There's no way we can out run them! And we just can't keep knocking them out, we'll be too tired to even go on if we keep that up."

"I know, but there's no other way. We barely have time to think of a way to trap them with the way they keep coming at us." Kuwabara agreed. "Maybe Atremis was right about us being the weakest. We are going to die here, I hate to admit defeat but I've never faced crap like this before." Ocypete could see the overwhelm of the situation in his eyes, perhaps it was her human emotions starting to work But her face softened for the first time,

"Kuwabara don't worry we will survive. I've seen plenty of humans' defy the gods and they didn't have the abilities you have. It can be done, I know it." She assured taking his hand giving it a light squeeze. A small blush crept on Kuwabara's face, earlier she wanted to eat him and now, he jumped up a few feet as the wolf began to nip at his heels. The comfort they were giving each other didn't help conserve their energy.

"Now my lovelies!" Zeth called from a tree above, suddenly as Kuwabara and Ocypete passed by him a huge wall of vines and trees formed preventing the bear and wolf from getting through. But that still left the ruby eyed panther, "The panther my beauties!" He called, as it was about to leap over the wall but was snagged by hundreds of vines. He roared in displeasure trying to escape, sadly the same fate fell upon the bear and the wolf binding them down to the earth tightly.

"Nymphs?" Ocypete gasped seeing the work they had done to save their lives. "Zeth!" she shouted seeing the small satyr bound down from the tree he was in.

"Correct," He grinned perking his eyebrows. "I see a rose of love has bloomed since my departure." He eyed the hands still connected. Kuwabara and Ocypete saw this and the harpy turned human took evasive action.

"Ew get off of me you ugly human!" She gagged pushing Kuwabara to the ground. Kuwabara frowned muttering about crazy bird ladies. "You!" Ocypete snarled stomping towards Zeth. "You left me to get eaten!"

"No if you would have listened before yelling those awful things at me you would have heard the part of me saying that we should gather some nymphs to help our plight." He corrected smugly. Ocypete balled his fists together tightly, but only kneeled down to him punching hard on the ground next to him, resulting in a nice sized hole that could have been his head.

"Next time, give a warning." She explained getting a pale nod from Zeth.

"Zethy dear the animals have been tied down, is there anything else?"Hesperia asked jumping down from a tree with many other nymphs poking their heads out in curiosity.

"Hesperia?" Ocypete gasped, "Why help us out when you tattled on me and started this whole mess."

"Humph, well I can't say you didn't get what you deserved for messing with our golden apple tree, but this little satyr is way to adorable to be eaten." Hesperia, "plus many of the Limnades didn't want to see their precious little male fall a horrible fate. They helped convince the Maliades and Dryades to pull of Zethy's brilliant plan."

"It was quite simple to do after saying of what Artemis did so such handsome human males." Zeth added smirking, "even though they are vowed to a life of chastity doesn't mean they don't enjoy talking and frolicking with a male once in a while. Plus Artemis only said to survive in the woods and escape she said nothing about how to do so."

"Well I'm really glad you didn't run off Zeth, that was some awesome thinking." Kuwabara grinned goofily. "Hey wait you mean they did all this just because you said Urameshi and the others were handsome?" He questioned dumbfounded as Ocypete and Zeth walked by chuckling. "Wait for me!" He called running to catch up.

The morning sun glistened at the edge of the forest hovering over a white marble temple with huge golden doors reflecting a low gleam. After many hours of just trudging through the remarkable in size woods of the nymphs, the three game players finally made it out. Thankfully due to Zeth's quick thinking, without the interruption of the man-eating animals. Kuwabara took a deep breath smiling brightly, "aw the sweet smell of success. We made it guys!" Ocypete only rolled her eyes giving a small smirk as Zeth made sweet talk to Hesperia as she carried him in her arms.

Unexpectedly the two golden doors slammed open revealing an unpleased Artemis.

"How could you three weaklings possibly get through the woods and evade the starving flesh tearing beasts I sent after you?" She questioned angry clutching her sliver bow in her hands. "Hesperia did you have anything to do with their victory?"

"Please my lady I was only doing what I felt was right in my heart." She pleaded falling to her knees.

"More like what's right in your perverseness! You are vowed to be a virgin, Hesperia!" Artemis scolded pointing a finger at her nymph.

"Yes but my divine goddess," Zeth bowed approaching her "you never said that your nymphs couldn't help, and all they merely did was protect their forest which undoubtedly is their sworn duty unless of course you would rather have your ladies die?"

"Excuse me?" The lady of the moon gasped glaring at the satyr,

"Yes our little arrangement caused much damage to your woods, and it wasn't our fault it was the destruction caused by the animals you sent forth after us. These nymphs as I said were protecting themselves from utter death. You can't possibly see it in your heart to persecute them for only trying to survive." He begged looking at her with large puppy eyes. The goddess of virginity's anger subsided leaving a face filled with agreement. Her blue eyes looked downward and then to the woods of the nymphs,

"You are a strange satyr but you are quite wise. You did get out of the woods alive by sunrise, and as I promised to the fire demon I will relinquish my almighty powers." She sighed allowing a bright silver glow to engulf her body and escape into her bow and quivers. Her body shook as the light dimmed, she fell to her knees her bow and arrows falling down the many stairs to the group. Sweat dripped from her face as she gave a weak half smile. "All of my powers are in the bow and arrows, use them wisely my young heroes." Nymphs from inside the temple came rushing out to help their goddess to her feet. "Oh and I returned your commands to their normal forms, my nymphs should be guiding them here shortly."

"Hey maybe you should come with us," Kuwabara suggested, "I mean your like a human now, what if your family finds out?"

"I will stay in my temple, unless my brother comes no god will find out about our little agreement. They actually think you won't even make a dent in our plans to rule over the three worlds. Keep working together as a team I know that you will prevail, but just don't go and get yourself killed." She joked entering her temple, the two doors closing shut.

"You know when she's not trying to kill us, she's really kind of nice." Ocypete admitted picking up Artemis' bow and arrows. She swung the quivers around her back strapping them on tightly.

"Oh I almost forgot." Hesperia reminded taking out a bag from one of the Dryades, she opened the bag revealing all of their teams clothing. "We gathered these for your handsome males." Sweat drops went down Kuwabara and Ocypete's heads.

"Uh, why didn't ya put their clothes on?" Ocypete posed her eyes twitching.

"Because it is silly to put garments on a animal." Hesperia giggled.

"KUWABARA! OCYPETE! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO!" Yusuke yelled after awaking from his long slumber…completely nude. The sweat drops on their heads got bigger as they felt the three coming closer, their predicament blamed on them.

"Ah he has quite the voice." Zeth admired. "Oh I need to mention a deal I made with the nymphs…"

"Get off of me you dammed wenches!" Hiei bellowed trying to get the many nymphs off of him.

"Please stop…" Kurama begged awkwardly, "please miss don't touch me there!"

"Let me guess you promised the nymphs three naked men for their pleasure." Ocypete guessed looking down at him annoyed,

"Wow you're quite a clairvoyant aren't you?" Zeth joked sadly, but jumped into Hesperia's arms before Ocypete could strangle him.

"This just keeps getting weirder." Kuwabara sighed a mushroom cloud just as the bushes rattled with three familiar faces. "Hey…uh Urameshi, how've ya been?" He greeted discomfited.

"How have I've been? I'm freaking naked and getting my ass pinched every three seconds!" Yusuke yelled wanting to take his rage on Kuwabara but couldn't due to his nakedness.

"Well I thought you would enjoy it." Ocypete mocked, back to her normal self.

"Shut it bird bitch! I know you're the one who did this now give me my clothes before I blow you dam head off!" Yusuke bawled. Ocypete took their clothes placing it back in the bag twirling it around a few times before whipping it back into the woods.

"Go fetch." She sniped crossing her arms. Yusuke gave a 'your dead look' going back to get this clothes, Hiei and Kurama quickly following after.

"Ocypete your still a human, I doubt it's wise to taunt those humans." Zeth warned from his comfort in Hesperia's arms.

"Not for long." Ocypete smirked taking out a silver arrow, only to have to snatch up by Cherion. "Hey, you…give me that arrow back!"

"Although I don't know why your human but something tells me you brought it upon yourself." The centaur spoke taking the arrow and quivers too. He strapped them around him back as Botan leapt off.

"Botan what are you doing here?" Kuwabara questioned the ferry girl.

"I came to bring Yusuke some of his wonderful spirit items! If they're good enough for demons then taking out creatures from the gods should do nicely." She explained happily. "Ah and here's our detective now…Yusuke what's wrong?" Concerned as he stepped out of the woods fully clothed his eyes filled with burning rage.

"Kill me and it means the end of your race." Ocypete sneered giving her own glares. Yusuke took her by the neck,

"I think we can deal without your help." Smack! Yusuke dropped Ocypete roughly while rubbing his head. "Ow Cherion? What did ya do that for?"

"Yusuke whatever happened in those woods is not of importance, plus I believe it would be wise not to know as to how you became naked." The centaur explained, knowing all to well of the gods' workings.

"Yea leave her alone Urameshi, Ocypete didn't do it. It was all apart of that deal shrimp made with Artemis." Kuwabara informed as Kurama and Hiei were rejoining them.

"I don't remember the deal involving me getting stripped." Yusuke growled,

"Yes but whatever did happen can be put in the past because," Cherion smiled taking out the sliver bow "you succeeded in getting Artemis' godlike powers. Congratulations my boys. We just now need to pick up the pace a bit."

Sorry if you don't like the pervertedness my story is crossing into, but i think that's how things went back then. If anyone wants to disagree then REVIEW me. I'll try to put in more gods in thenext chapter, REVIEW if there is nay god or goddess you want me to place in the next chapter. oh and READ AND REVIEW! PLEASE! BE awesome and do it!