Author's Note-
Me: hello, this is my…hmmm, I don't know…ok, this is my first Naruto fanfic. Now, I got this idea…a while ago but it was actually an Avatar: the Last Airbender story that I had which is called Pure Craziness but now I made a Naruto version since well, I was bored and decided to do something.
Lena: uh huh yeah now for those of you who don't know, (whisper voice) she's a little crazy if you ask me
Me: AHHHHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LENA?
Lena: just for a visit, heh
Me: okay…now just go away now…
Lena: that's right, send the not so seemingly like inner self away, yeah, meanie.
Me: pppphhhhhhhhtttt, so anyway, please read and review D.
Lena: if the stupidity and craziness doesn't get to you first…although it might not be that crazy during some parts…yeah
Me: shut up Lena. So anyway, I have a lot of ideas…but let's start off the story like this.
Summary: Naruto and everyone are 15 now (like in the manga) so this is their life, just twisted around by my craziness…
Sakura-
-RING-RING-RING-
What's that sound? Sakura thought.
Yeah, WHAT'S THAT FRICKEN ANNOYING SOUND? The Inner Sakura thought. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE! AHHH!
Sakura got up, or rather rolled out of bed and onto the floor. She raised her head from under the covers and reached for the phone on her nightstand (modernizing a few things but WHO CARES? THIS ISN'T SUPPOSE TO MAKE SENSE), but as she did, the accidentally knocked it down. STUPID PHONE!
" Hello?" someone asked in a distant voice. " Sakura? You there?"
" Hello? What?" Sakura grumbled into the receiver.
" Did I just wake you again?" Tenten asked.
" Uh…maybe?" Sakura said in her sleepy voice.
" Okay I did. You're running a little late you know, it's 10:30"
" WHAT?" Sakura yelled.
" Yeah and-" Tenten said but Sakura ignored her as she whirled around the house trying to get ready.
Dammit, I'm gonna be late. Oh my god, why didn't the alarm clock ring? Sakura thought as she was putting on her pants and brushing her teeth at the same time.
" Sakura? What's the rush?" Sakura's mom asked as she saw her daughter run down the stairs.
" Sorry mom, late," Sakura said and ran out the door to go meet Tenten, Ino and Hinata.
Naruto-
" Thanks for the noodles again," Naruto said as he left after eating three large bowls of ramen.
" Come again Naruto!" Ayame said, waving.
" You know I will." Naruto left Ichiraku smiling when he saw Sakura running. " Hello Sakura-chan!"
" Sorry, in a rush Naruto, see you later," Sakura said so fast and ran by him that Naruto just stood there for 5 minutes before realizing what Sakura had said.
" Wait, WHAT DID YOU SAY? SPEAK SLOWER!"
Tenten, Ino, and Hinata-
" Where is she?" Ino asked as Tenten got off the phone with Sakura.
" She's…coming…" Tenten said.
" Way late"
" Oh, I think that's her," Hinata said as she saw a pink haired girl running towards them. " Sakura"
" Hello! Sorry I'm late, heh, overslept," Sakura said, apologizing.
" Overslept, right," Ino, said.
" You sure got here fast, I mean, I just got off the phone with you and two minutes later you're here," Tenten said with slight suspicion.
" Yeah, I whirled around the house like crazy. Now, let's go to the mall," Sakura said.
" About time, come on, there's this new store called TOTOS, it's a smoothie place and they got the best smoothies ever," Ino said and they all started walking.
Sakura-
Sakura was running like crazy after she bumped into Naruto. When she was at the place that they were supposed to meet at, no one was there.
Where…are…they? Sakura thought as she panted and breathed. She looked around to see her friends walking away…with someone else…that looked like her. Huh? Who's that? And what's going on? Sakura ran to catch up with her friends but then decided to spy on them to see what was happening and to find out more of her "twin".
Tenten, Ino and Hinata-
" Oh my god, I love this mango icy," Tenten said as she drank her mango icy.
" What a great place Ino, I mean really, THEY'RE AWESOME!" Sakura said as she sipped on a strawberry smoothie.
" I told you," Ino said as she drank her papaya smoothie. " Something wrong Hinata? You don't seem to like your smoothie that much"
" …"
" Hinata? HINATA!"
" Huh? What? Oh sorry, I was just spacing out. What did you say?" Hinata asked.
" I asked, is something wrong?" Ino repeated.
" Oh nothing. That shop was cool," Hinata said and drank her kiwi icy.
" You seemed a little spaced, something wrong," Tenten asked again.
" Nothing…it's just that I get the feeling that someone's watching us," Hinata said as she glanced over her shoulder.
" Hmmm, there doesn't seem to be anything…maybe you're just…going mental," Tenten suggested.
" TENTEN!" Sakura said.
" Ok I didn't mean that but it's JUST A SUGGESTION DAMMIT!"
" I KNOW BUT I WANTED TO SAY IT YOU KNOW!"
" TOO BAD! I SAID IT FIRST!"
" I KNOW YOU DID, THAT'S WHY I SAID YOUR NAME YOU KNOW!"
" YEAH WELL-"
" SHUT UP PEOPLE! Now come on, let's continue moving," Ino said and ushered them into the closest clothes store that she liked (which is mad expensive and all).
While the other people didn't notice, "Sakura" looked out to check if there was anyone watching them. Hmm, where are you hiding? "Sakura" thought before going in.
Sakura (the REAL one)-
DAMMIT! THEY WENT INTO THE STORE! She thought, cursing herself. WHO THE HELL IS IMPERSONATING ME! GOD!
Sakura came out from her hiding place, which was pretending to be a statue on the fountain in front of the store that her friends and 'herself' were. After transforming back and slightly drying off, she peered into the store and slipped in.
Tenten, Ino, Hinata and "Sakura"-" Hey Tenten, that's a nice shirt on you," Ino commented.
" Yeah thanks. Are you taking all those into the fitting room?" Tenten said as she looked at the huge pile of clothes that Ino had.
" Um…yeah"
" Right…hey Hinata, I bet this would look good on you," Tenten suggested holding out a blue top.
" Uh…you think so?" Hinata asked quietly.
" Yeah, come on, let's try it out. Where's Sakura by the way? And where did Ino go?"
" T-they are in the fitting rooms already"
" Damn they're fast at finding clothes. Come one Hinata"
" Oh my god, what did I say? IT DOES LOOK GOOD ON YOU!" Tenten said when Hinata came out from her stall.
" What looks good on who?" Ino asked as she stepped out of her stall. " Oh my GOD! YOU'RE SO RIGHT TENTEN! THAT LOOKS WAY GOOD ON YOU!"
" Huh? Sakura asked as she stepped out in a halter-top. " Hey, nice shirt Hinata"
" Hey Sakura, when did you where a halter-top?" Tenten asked.
" Uh…since now?"
" Okay…" strange…Sakura doesn't usually wear a halter-top…and when she does, it's not cropped…and if it is, not that high…and if it is…THEN…IS THIS REALLY SAKURA? OH MY GOD, MAYBE…wait…dammit, lost my thought, Tenten thought.
" Okay I'm good, let's go now," Ino said.
" Right, lemme just buy this," Hinata said.
Five minutes later, the group of girls were walking down the streets with a, in Ino's case, five, shopping bags when they met Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru and Neji.
" Oh HI Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru and Neji!" Tenten called.
" Hey," Neji said.
" Hi!" Naruto said.
" Hn," Sasuke said and nodded his head.
" How troublesome to say hi," Shikamaru mumbled.
" What are you guys doing here," Ino asked, immediately talking to Sasuke.
" Naruto here is trying to find his Ichiraku free meal coupon that he lost," Sasuke said.
" Wow Naruto," Sakura said.
" And is making us help him," Neji added. "I could be doing so many other things right now"
" Okay…" Tenten said.
" Whatever, let's go," Sakura said. " Come on Ino" Ino was too busy staring at Sasuke in her daydreams to hear here. "COME ON!" Sakura said and pulled Ino away.
" Hey!" Ino said.
" Yeah ok come one"
" What was that about?" Neji asked.
" Who knows, but it's too troublesome to find out for me. Doing this is troublesome enough," Shikamaru said.
" Come on, I have to find that coupon!" Naruto said and dragged them off.
Sakura-
DAMMIT! I LOST THEM AGAIN! OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! AHHHH! Hey, isn't that Sasuke with Naruto, Shikamaru and Neji? Sakura thought. Maybe they know where I went…
" Hi Sasuke," Sakura said.
" Didn't we just pass you Sakura?" Neji asked.
" Uh…yes you did," Sakura said.
" Then why are you back here again?"
" Um…I had to go get something. What direction did I go again?"
" That way," Naruto said, pointing.
" Thanks," Sakura said and ran.
" What was that about?" Shikamaru asked.
" Who knows, who cares," Sasuke said.
" Now let's continue looking!" Naruto said.
The Girls-" Okay so where to now?" Tenten asked.
" More shopping? Let's go into this store," Ino said and dragged them in and five minutes later, they came out with yet another shopping bag. Ino already had like…10?
" Hmmm, I've been thinking Sakura," Tenten said.
" Yeah?" Sakura asked.
" You've been acting strange today…"
" Really? I am?
" Yeah. First of all, you bought a halter-top, which you usually wouldn't, but like…once in a long time do I guess and when you do wear one, it's not cropped and if it is for some weird reason, it's not cropped that high and then the second thing was that when we met with the boys, you didn't go crazy over Sasuke as usual. In fact, you seemed to have just dragged us away from him."
" …"
" That's actually true," Ino said.
" Yeah and I get the feeling that someone's been following us even more," Hinata added.
" Well…" "Sakura" said. " Um…uh…OH HI ME!"
" Me?" Everyone asked and turned around to see Sakura. " SAKURA!"
Me: So anyway, review please. I wrote this story out of pure boredom…and a need to do something
Lena: we don't' care what you do, as long as you review. In fact, flame for all I care…which I don't…oh just review
Sasuke: …why did you have to write this?
Me: shut up and get back in the story
Sasuke: I barely do anything…why am I even in this? Can I get out?
Lena: no and too bad for you; we need you in this since you have to be in it