Not the Best Way to a Girl's Heart

Disclaimer: If it was mine I'd tell you which character got a reprieve. But I'm not JKR so sorry no can do.

The following is part 1VXVXVXVXVXV of the Evans/Potter notes-passed-during-class archive:

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Hey Envas,

Can you raed tihs? Bceasue I haerd as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltetres are the smae tehn you can raed aytinhng. Ins't taht pterty cool? And MgClagnoal kepes tlelnig us taht selplnig is iompratnt…!

Shut up Potter.

I am not tlkanig Envas so how can I suht up? Huh? Not so sarmt now are you Envas? Huh?

You're really annoying me now Potter.

Fnie, how aobut tihs:

Vansea illwa ouya oga utoa ithwa ema?

Potter leave me alone I'm trying to take notes.

Shouldn't you at least pretend that you are too?

Ona aywa!

Hista sia orema unfa.

Not for me it's not.

Stop it before McGonagall gives us a detention Potter.

Turn around and stop throwing note balls at me…

NOW.

Evans are you just annoyed because you can't decode it?

You just had to ask Evans!

I said 'Can you read this? Because I heard as long as the first and last letters are the same then you can read anything.'

Does that help Evans?

Just had to ask love.

Potter, stop being an arrogant toe rag.

It doesn't take much to decode' smae'.

It really doesn't.

Now stop throwing these at my head Potter.

We have OWLs in a month.

Envas if I was ralely aonynnig you tehn you wulod jsut sotp witnrnig bcak! I tinhk you scertely like me… I rllaey do.

Potter! I tried to do that but you keep throwing them at my head.

Believe me this for me unlike you is not some outlet for my nonexistent fancy.

Really Potter.

Will you leave me alone now?

Evans when do I actually do something you ask me?

Do tell me that if you're so smart. It's like you don't think.

But if you want I can write the notes in French.

C'est vrais!

Potter I don't want you to write me notes in French.

Or English.

Or Pig-Latin.

Or Gibberish.

I want you to leave me alone.

Gibberish! That's a good idea Evans.

I knew you were smart.

Potter, please refrain from sending me notes.

Expecially notes that you doodled on.

Those hearts are sickening.

Er… Evans sometimes I wish you'd take it like any other girl.

You know be all giggly and stuff that I'm paying attention to you.

Evans seriously what's your problem?

Potter, you do realize you are disgustingly arrogant Potter?

Excuse me, but if you just slightly deflated that giant head-

URGH!

Did you have to infuriate me even more Potter!

McGonagall is looking at me like I've gone crazy!

Do you seriously believe that you a Greek God?

You need a new glasses subscription- or to stop avoiding mirrors.

Because you're not- at all.

And a bit of modesty wouldn't kill you.

It's not funny- it's cruel and annoying.

Now don't you dare write back to this note or I'll…

I'll take a leaf out of your book and curse you to next week.

Wait-Sirius sent the note before I finished.

I believe his words were 'that will get her to write more'.

What I was going to say was:

But then again if you were I don't think I'd like you as much.

And I hope you'll never change.

Sorry Evans.

Wtehaevr you say Ptoetr.

Wvhteaer you say.

Yay! It's done! My first short and 'subtle' cough one-shot! So once again I repeat YAY! In how long? Urgh…) I do hope that you will review! And I promise that those who read SS that I am still alive and very guilty… It's been a long time- I DO realize that. It's summer so I WILL get on it… vacation or no. I swear. Please review and I do realize I'm a terrible horrible no good very bad author.

Like always,

TajM

Pig Latin: Take the first letter. Put it at the end. Add and 'a'. So 'cat' become 'atca'.

I swear that does not deserve flamers!I'm in a rush to load this so please excuse any unwanted mistakes! – and editing the millionth time no less!