Animal Crossing: Robber!

Ok enough stalling. Someone whoshallnotbenamed, has asked me to put whosegendershallnotbespoken in the story. So I am. Here is chapter 2 of ACR. Enjoy while it's funny.

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Oh and by the way, its all gonna be in Rita's POV now. So, yea.

I woke up early, well I didn't really wake up. I didn't sleep at all because of what was going on. Well, I didn't really not sleep because of that... I was watching overtime on WWE Smackdown! Oh well, I got up and out at 5:30 AM. I was headed to Dunkin Donuts when I spotted a creepy looking fellow by K.K.'s orange box. That Guy was wearing a black long coat and a black hat covering his face. I was going to go up to him but then the 5:45 train stopped and the MIB monkey (long story) said to clear the way. So I headed back down the path to the store.

As I was walking back towards the wishing well, I saw That Guy again. He was with a box this time, a black one. I was about to go up to him for his Life story, when I saw him open the box and pull out a Game Boy Advanced. It was a white one, just like Doc's. Hmm... Is That Guy the thief? Did he come to town to rob everyone of their stuff? Cool.

"Hey there," I said to That Guy, "I'm Rita, and you are...?

"Uh, hello, I'm Myst. What do you want?" That Guy asked.

"That GBA doesn't belong to you. It belongs to a person who lives here, Doc." I said.

"Yea right squirt, get lost." That Guy said rudely. Instead of talking back, I headed back down to my house and turned around to watch him. He gave me the finger as he lit his cig. Alrighty, then.

After that, 'incident' I got into my house and sat down to a nice glazed donut. Before I could take a bite, I heard a crash from outside. As I peered out the window I saw Curly and That Guy separated by a small pile of rubble. I looked closer and saw it was a GBA. Dot's GBA. Great. Now I have to go out there and settle this whole thing. I just wanted to eat a nice glazed donut or two, but nooo.

"What's going on? What happened?" I asked.

"Well, I was trying to err, get this GBA back from this thief, but he wouldn't give it to me!" Curly said.

"WHAT?!?" said That Guy. We both stared at him as he breathed hardly. (I might add that he needed an Altoid)

"Oh, so you're the thief who is stealing all of the animals' stuff?" I said, pretending to care.

"No! no, no. He's trying to frame me! I was on my way to that blue guy's house when he attacked me for the GBA. I tried not to give it to him but he grabbed it and pulled it. I wasn't ste-"

"Save it for Copper!" I said interrupting him.

"No way! I'm not going to the lost and found for something I didn't do!" That Guy said. Suddenly he looked at me and Curly and bolted down the path, as fast as he could (which wasn't to fast since his hat flew off and he had to come back to pick it up).

" Don't worry Curly, he'll pay for this." I said.

"Thanks Rita!" Curly said. Of course I didn't really mean what I said. I was just telling Curly that so he would shut up. Maybe That Guy, Myst, is telling the truth? Maybe....

When I returned home I saw I had mail. There was a letter from mom, a bill, and a letter written in red blood-looking ink. Since it looked so prettyful, I decided to look at it first. It read:

I know what you did last night...

Scared, I read on:

And that's why you're invited to this party!

At the wishing well tonight!

Dress for a whole buncha partying!!!

Ah! A party that should help me find out truly who the real thief is! But I need some clothes, and make sure EVERONE is going...

My first stop was Tom. He was a very quiet cat. He wouldn't really show up for all of the town occasions, but he would show up for enough of them to show he was a good citizen. And that was the number one reason why he would make a good suspect. So I paid him a nice neighborly visit...

"Hey." I said starting the conversation.

"Hey" he said.

"So... are ya going to the party tonight?"

"Yeah." silence grew as he paused. "Are you?"

"Uh yea! I wouldn't miss it."

"Oh. Well.."

"Yeah..." I said rocking back and forth.

"See you there..."

"Yea. Bye."

My plan is working perfectly!!! I've got Tom in the palm of my hand!!! Yes! Now alls left is to make sure the other 11 animals in this town are going... Next up on Rita's Death party list is Cupcake. She's a pretty good friend. Always has a job when I want to do one, doesn't have a job when I don't feel like doing one, and doesn't freak out when I disagree with her. That's reason number two in why she's a good suspect. Reason number one is that she was involved in a robber at a pizza parlor in her old town. That why she has a rep.

"Hey girl! How's it going!?!?!?!" I said all preppy.

"Hey gal! Listen to this, I had just came back from the able sisters with my new outfit, when all of a sudden, some totally rude dude ran passed me with no manners whatsoever, and splash mud all over my new outfit! Canya believe it!?!?!?" actually I could. But, I had to be a 'gal' and agree.

"Uh! How cruel! Anyways... are you going to that totally cool party at the wishing well?" I asked

"Uh! No way, that party's for dweebs. I hope your not going." Dammit.

"It's not! It's gonna be cool, and plus theres a cute guy there hosting... but I guess you'd be too cool to make that scene." I lied.

"Uh! I make those scenes. I'm there."

There, everyone was going now. Once Cupcakes there, so is everyone... yawn now time for a little nap before the party...

That's chappy two. I'll try and get chapter 3 up sooner... I have a great idea for it. Review!