Author's Note-
Me: hello again people. Now that I think about it, the last chapter wasn't much…but I'll get going. You won't regret reading this story…yet…
Lena: just to tell you guys in advance, she's got crazy ideas for later but not beginning and one of them involves a crazy complicated I said but she said we said they said that I-
Me: okay shut up Lena
Lena: phhhhtttttt
Sasuke: you guys done arguing?
Lena: I don't know are you done being a bastard.
Naruto: are you Sasuke? Because you seem like you're still one to me
Sasuke: and you are still an idiot Naruto
Naruto: HEY!
Sasuke: what?
Naruto: Bastard
Sasuke: Idiot
Naruto: Bastard
Sasuke: Idiot
Sakura: OH SHUT UP PEOPLE! FIGHT AT THE END!
Lena: I agree
Recap-
" You've been acting strange today…"
" Really? I am?
" Yeah. First of all, you bought a halter-top, which you usually wouldn't, but like…once in a long time do I guess and when you do wear one, it's not cropped and if it is for some weird reason, it's not cropped that high and then the second thing was that when we met with the boys, you didn't go crazy over Sasuke as usual. In fact, you seemed to have just dragged us away from him."
" …"
" That's actually true," Ino said.
" Yeah and I get the feeling that someone's been following us even more," Hinata added.
" Well…" "Sakura" said. " Um…uh…OH HI ME!"
" Me?" Everyone asked and turned around to see Sakura. " SAKURA!"
End Recap
" Hi?" Sakura asked.
" HI ME!" Sakura said.
" Um…hi myself too?" Sakura said.
" …Two Sakura's?" Ino asked.
" Hey SAKURA-CHAN! YOU DROPPED YOU…key chain? Oh my god! TWO SAKURA'S?" Naruto asked as he and the boys came walking towards them.
(More like the other boys were being dragged but whatever)
" Two? How troublesome," Shikamaru sighed.
" …Since when was there TWO Sakura's?" Naruto asked.
" There was never two Sakura's you idiot," Sasuke said.
" Don't' call me an idiot you bastard"
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" Oh my GOD! STOP IT WILL YOU! STUPID IDIOTIC BASTARDS!" Sakura (the real one I think) exploded.
" …"
" Idiot"
" Bastard"
" Okay so who's the REAL Sakura?" Tenten asked
" Me!" both Sakura's said.
" YOU WISH!" both Sakura's said. " AHHH! SHUT UP!" The two of them started fighting and getting everyone all mixed up trying to keep track of who was the fake and real.
" This is going to take a while," Shikamaru said. " If destiny planned this then there's something wrong with it right now"
" Some destiny this was," Neji said. " I so agree"
" Let's see, what does the real Sakura know and does that the fake doesn't…" Ino asked and everything started thinking.
" I got it, what's my favorite food," Naruto asked.
" Ramen," both Sakura's said.
" Um…DAMMIT!"
" Idiot," Sasuke muttered.
" Shut up!"
" How about…when's Sasuke's birthday?" Hinata asked.
" July 23," both answered.
" Your birthday?"
" March 28"
" Um…Naruto's birthday?"
" Who cares about Naruto's birthday," one Sakura said.
" I know right," the other said.
" …HEY!" Naruto said after about ten seconds.
" You're real slow Naruto," one Sakura said.
" I know right," the other Sakura said.
" Okay I think I got a question," Tenten said.
" What?"
" If Naruto was to eat five large bowls of ramen in one day, seven the next and then Sasuke decides to have a ramen eating contest which then Shikamaru joins and then Neji and Choji and then Kiba and then Lee and then out of nowhere Gaara appears followed by Kankuro and Temari and some Akatsuki members, what would Ino, Hinata and me do?"
" Wow, can you repeat that?" Naruto asked. " You lost me after ramen and I got Akatsuki members"
" You would…" Sakura thought.
" Um…" Sakura thought.
" Uh…well, get Temari and go shopping if you ask me," Sakura said.
" YES!" Tenten said.
" OH MY GOD! THAT'S SO NOT WHAT TENTEN WOULD DO! SOMEONE'S IMPERSONATING TENTEN SINCE SHE WOULD FIRST GET INTO A FIGHT WITH KISAME IF HE WAS PART OF THE AKATSUKI MEMBERS THAT CAME SINCE SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO LIKE…BEAT HIM UP AFTER HE TRAPPED HER, NEJI AND LEE INSIDE THAT BIG WATER BUBBLE!" Sakura said.
" Sakura's right!" Neji said.
" SO THAT'S ONE'S A FAKE!" Naruto said pointing at the fake Sakura. " AND SOMEONE'S IMPERSONATING TENTEN!"
" Ok so…wait, lemme label them so we don't get mixed up anymore," Tenten said.
…Five minutes later…
" Okay let's go over that part we just did again," Tenten said.
" Uh…well, get Temari and go shopping if you ask me," Sakura1 said.
" YES!" Tenten said.
" OH MY GOD! THAT'S SO NOT WHAT TENTEN WOULD DO! SOMEONE'S IMPERSONATING TENTEN SINCE SHE WOULD FIRST GET INTO A FIGHT WITH KISAME IF HE WAS PART OF THE AKATSUKI MEMBERS THAT CAME SINCE SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO LIKE…BEAT HIM UP AFTER HE TRAPPED HER, NEJI AND LEE INSIDE THAT BIG WATER BUBBLE!" Sakura2 said.
" Sakura's right!" Neji said.
" SO THAT'S ONE'S A FAKE!" Naruto said pointing at the fake Sakura. " AND SOMEONE'S IMPERSONATING TENTEN!"
" No one's IMPERSONATING ME! I WAS TESTING THE SAKURA'S! SAKURA1 IS THE FAKE SINCE SAKURA2 KNEW WHAT I WOULD HAVE REALLY DONE!" Tenten said.
" Really? But I was testing to see if you were a fake since THE REAL TENTEN WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO THINK OF A PROBLEM LIKE THAT! SHE'D THINK OF A WAY MORE COMPLICATED ONE!" Sakura1 said.
" So someone is impersonation Tenten?" Naruto asked.
" This is SO DAMN TROUBLESOME AND CONFUSING! AHHHHHH!" Shikamaru said.
" …"
" What?"
" …"
" …WHAT? NEVER SEEN A PERSON YELL BEFORE?"
" …"
" …OH MY GOD, STOP STARING AT ME! AHHHHHH!"
" …"
" Okay whatever, this is too confusing," Ino said.
" I know right, why don't' you just give it up FAKE!" Sakura1 said.
" Me a fake? Shut up you fake!" Sakura2 said.
Me: Right…anyone wants to guess whose the fake and real one? I've labeled them Sakura1 and Sakura2
Sakura: am I Sakura1 or Sakura2?
Lena: I think two…
Sakura: no, she's not two since I'm too
Sakura: NO! I'M two!
Sakura: no!
Sakura: YES!
Me: have fun guessing
Naruto: I think you're two
Sakura: me?
Sakura: or me?
Naruto: um…uh…
Sasuke: you idiot
Naruto: shut up you bastard
Sasuke: idiot
Naruto: Bastard
Sasuke: idiot
Naruto: Bastard
Sasuke: idiot
ME: okay SHUT UP!
Lena: REVIEW PLEASE!