Author's Note-

Me: IT'S FINALLY SPRING BREAK FOR ME! YAY!

Lena: yeah…

Recap

" Okay whatever, this is too confusing," Ino said.

" I know right, why don't' you just give it up FAKE!" Sakura1 said.

" Me a fake? Shut up you fake!" Sakura2 said.

End Recap

" STOP CALLING ME A FAKE WHEN YOU'RE THE FAKE!" Sakura1 yelled.

" OH MY GOD, DON'T CALL ME A FAKE AND TELL ME TO STOP CALLING YOU A FAKE YOU FAKE!" Sakura2 screamed. The two of them went on screaming and fighting with everyone watching them with very confused looks.

" OH MY FUCKING GOD! SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU!" Tenten shouted. The two of them looked at her like o.O. " YOU TWO…TWO…TWO FAKES NEED TO SHUT UP!"

" DON'T GO CALLING US A FAKE! YOU'RE THE IMPERSONATOR!" Sakura1 screamed.

" YEAH I KNOW RIGHT! I WOULDN'T BE TALKING!" Sakura2 said.

" WELL THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP THEM?" Tenten asked.

" WHY DON'T YOU?"

" YOU STUPID-" Then, Hinata couldn't take it anymore. She went all byakugan and hit all three of them, sending them flying. Smoke poofed up around one of the Sakura's and Tenten. When everything cleared, there was one Sakura (original one), one Naruto (who was a Sakura), and another Sakura (who was Tenten) standing there.

"…" Everyone just stared at the new people there.

" Wait, don't do anything yet, I have to write this down…and don't move either," Neji said. He got out a notebook and wrote down this.

Sakura1 Sakura2 Tenten

Sakura1 Naruto2 Sakura2

" Okay I'm good. Now you guys can start moving and yelling"

" …OH MY GOD! SAKURA TURNED INTO…NARUTO?" Ino asked.

" SO THAT ONE'S THE REAL SAKURA THEN!" Hinata said. " She didn't transform…right?"

" Wait, which one?" Sasuke asked but the group started to move around and go crazy yelling at each other again.

" OH MY GOD! WHY'S THERE ANOTHER SAKURA! I'M THE REAL SAKURA!" Sakura1 yelled.

" YOU ARE SO NOT!" the new Sakura said.

" YES I AM!" Sakura1said. " I didn't transform when Hinata hit us with her byakugan attack!"

" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET HIT AT ALL!"

" I DID TOO!"

" DID NOT!" and the two of them started fighting.

" …Who are you?" Naruto asked Naruto2.

" I'm Uzumaki Naruto of course, who are you?" Naruto2 asked.

" YOU CAN'T BE UZUMAKI Naruto! I'M UZUMAKI Naruto!"

" YOU ARE NOT!"

" ARE TOO"

" NOT!"

" TOO"

" NOT"

" TOO!"

" OH SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!" Sasuke yelled.

" SHUT UP YOURSELF BASTARD!" both Naruto's said.

" IDIOTS!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOTS!"

" BASTARDS!"

" OH MY GOD, NOT THIS AGAIN!" Sakura1 yelled.

" Hey…where's Tenten then?" Neji asked. From out of nowhere, Tenten came running like crazy. The minute she stopped and saw the Sakura's she went crazy.

" OH MY GOD! ONE OF YOU WAS IMPERSONATING ME! WHICH ONE IS IT?"

" …So Tenten was being impersonated," Naruto said.

" …"

" …WHAT'S WRONG WITH EVERYONE! OH MY GOD! THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW NEJI IS SASUKE, SASUKE IS KIBA AND ONE OF THE NARUTO'S IS KAKASHI!"

" …WHAT?" Everyone yelled and looked at one another before they started jumping and attacking each other.

In the far off distance, three figures were within the trees watching the group attack themselves.

" Heh, Naruto is sure an idiot," a voice said.

" I know right," another answered.

" It seems that he should be easy to catch but guess not"

" Hmm, hey, where'd Deidara go?"

" HERE!" someone said from behind.

" Where did you go?"

" I went to get some food Itachi. There was this guy selling lollipops down the road," Deidara said, while licking a big multi-color lollipop larger than his face. " It's huge"

" LOLLIPOP?" Kisame exclaimed. " I WANT ONE!"

" Get your own"

" FINE!"

" …You people act like children…but while you're at it, get me one Kisame," Itachi said.

" …Oh yeah, make me get it"

" What did you say?"

" Nothing"

" Amazing Itachi," Deidara said when Kisame left.

" I know right"

" So what are we looking at again?"

" Uzumaki Naruto"

" Your Jinchuuriki?"

" Yes"

" …(Cough, cough)…"

" I know"

" Here's your stupid lollipop," Kisame said when he got back. " Oooo, look, they've stopped fighting"

" Maybe something else will happen now," Deidara, said.

" Really?" someone said over Deidara's shoulder.

" OH MY GOD! DON'T DO THAT ZETSU! YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK AGAIN!"

" That'd be nice," the white side said.

" Yeah," the black side said.

" Shut up!"

" Both of you shut up, they've stopped fighting for the time, let's watch the show," Kisame said.

So anyway, while the Akatsuki members were talking and eating huge ass lollipops, the others were fighting each other like crazy since they didn't know who was who after what Tenten said. Neji's list grew longer and more people had joined in.

Sakura1 Sakura2 Tenten

Sakura1 Naruto2 Sakura2

Sakura1 Kiba2 Naruto3

Sakura1 Sasuke2 Shino2

Sakura1 Rock Lee Kakashi

Sakura1 Ino Neji

Then, Neji2 turned into Orochimaru.

" OH MY GOD! IT'S OROCHIMARU!" Naruto screamed. Everyone stopped attacking each other…or themselves…and stared at the demented Michael Jackson twin with the expression on their faces like O.O and then a few minutes later…

" GET HIM!" They all yelled and tackled him.

" Okay, so…that was I turning into Orochimaru?" Neji asked.

" Yes," Lee said.

" …Destiny has gotten very twisted"

" …Yeah…"

Then a lot more fighting later, there was Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Tenten, Neji, Lee, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji…is that just about all the main characters really? Besides the sensei's and whatever? Okay whatever. So anyways…Chouji, and…wait, lemme said that again. Then a lot more fighting later, there was Hinata, Kiba, Shino, two Naruto's, two Sakura's, Sasuke, Tenten, Neji, Lee, Ino, two Shikamaru's, and Chouji.

" Okay…who's the fake now?" Tenten asked.

" Who knows?" Shikamaru said. " This is too confusing"

" I agree," Shikamaru2 said.

" OH MY GOD! THIS IS WAY TO CONFUSING! I CAN'T RECORD ANYTHING ANYMORE!" Neji yelled. " So…I have a better way to solve this"

" Really?" Eveyrone asked.

" Yep"

" How?" Ino asked.

" I don't know"

" So troublesome, just see which ones transforms and those are the fakes that pretend to be other people," Shikamaru sighed.

" …" Everyone went. " …We're so…"

" Stupid?"

" …GET THE PERSON THAT GOES POOF!"

…Five minutes later…

" Okay, YOU THREE ARE FAKES!" Naruto declared as he pointed at the three fakes. After all their fighting, the three went 'poof' again and were different people.

" Naruto, you don't think I'm really a fake do you," Hinata (fake) asked.

" Um…uh…wait, when did you get over there Hinata?"

" YOU IDIOT! SHE'S NOT HINATA! SHE'S A FAKE!" Sasuke said.

" DON'T GO CALLING ME AN IDIOT YOU BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" SHUT UP!" Sakura yelled.

" Okay, so that Hinata (the fake) is really a fake Hinata that was Neji that was Kakashi that was Lee that was Sakura that was Tenten that was Ino that was…or was it Shikamaru?" Kiba said.

" OK YOU KNOW WHAT, WHO CARES WHO THEY WERE, IT'S WHO THEY ARE NOW!" Ino said.

" So who are they then?"

" Okay, tell us who you guys are really," Sasuke said, pointing a kunai at one. Naruto then accidentally tripped and fell into Sasuke who threw the kunai at "Kakashi" who went 'poof', he turned into Itachi.

" Itachi? WHAT THE FUCK?"

" That's not really Itachi is it?" Sakura asked.

" …"

" Of course that's not me, how can that stupid excuse of a clone be me?" Itachi said as he came out from the shadows from behind them.

" …Wait, there are two Itachi's?" Naruto asked.

" …"

" OH my god, here we go again," Tenten said.

" So who's the real Itachi?" Naruto asked.

Me: yep, here we go again…you're probably getting annoyed with these chapters but…too bad

Lena: god

Naruto: so who's who again?

Lena: OH MY GOD, LOOK! THERE'S A FREE BOWL OF RAMEN OVER THERE!

Naruto: WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?

Lena: IT JUST WENT AROUND THE CORNER!

Naruto: COME BACK RAMEN!

Sasuke: idiot

ME: I agree

Lena: review please

Me: by the way, the list wasn't suppose to be like that. they were suppose to be in columns but stupid fanfic won't let me so sorry