Author's Note-

Me: yeah sorry for the slow update…couldn't really get a good idea really

Lena: (cough) shewastoobusyreadingotherstoriestocareaboutherown (cough)

Me: shut up Lena

Lena: (innocent)

Recap

" Itachi? WHAT THE FUCK?"

" That's not really Itachi is it?" Sakura asked.

" …"

" Of course that's not me, how can that stupid excuse of a clone be me?" Itachi said as he came out from the shadows from behind them.

" …Wait, there are two Itachi's?" Naruto asked.

" …"

" OH my god, here we go again," Tenten said.

" So who's the real Itachi?" Naruto asked.

End Recap

" Who's the real Itachi?" Itachi asked. " It's OBVIOUS THAT I'M ITACHI YOU IDIOT!"

" Can we be sure about that? CAN YOU BE SURE YOU'RE ITACHI?" Naruto asked in a stupidly accusing way and ended up getting punched by Itachi.

" HEY! HOW CAN YOU BE ITACHI WHEN I'M ITACHI?" Itachi shouted.

" How can YOU be ME when I'm Me?" Itachi asked the other Itachi.

" …" The people in the back just stared at them.

" This is a very troublesome day," who else but Shikamaru said and collapsed, sitting on the ground. " I give up on this"

" I agree," Ino said. " I just wanna get through this and go back to shopping"

" Okay…Itachi?" Sakura asked and both Itachi's looked at her. " Um…I'll leave you to this Sasuke"

" OH yeah, real nice, leave me to this," Sasuke said.

" Can we just beat them up?" Naruto asked.

" Oh yeah, go ahead and do that Naruto," Sasuke said. Then, the screen just suddenly paused.

" Okay, this is the author Yukita talking here now. So anyway, I'm out of ideas for this right now or more likely I do have but I don't feel like saying it so anyway, let's just skip to the part where…where…where…"

" This is soooooooooooo sad…the author doesn't even know her own story." Lena said.

" GET OUT OF HERE LENA! AHHHHHH! GO BACK TO YOUR AVATAR STORY!"

" Nah"

" Okay you know what, we're taking a break," Sasuke said and walked off the set.

" This was a set?" Naruto asked.

" Yeah Naruto, don't you know anything?" Sakura said.

" When do you expect the idiot to know anything," Neji asked as he sat down in his chair. Everyone (meaning every single character in Naruto that's important really) took their seat and was drinking either a can of soda, water, Gatorade, a milkshake, a smoothie…um…uh…or something else. You can see the Akatsuki members in the darker corner, most of their faces hidden, then in another corner, u saw all the teachers, Hokages, Kazekages (except Gaara) and adult people, and then in another corner, you see all the students and in the last corner, you see the food and where Naruto is pigging out with the Ramen.

" Naruto you pig, stop eating all the ramen, we don't' have that much you know," Kiba said.

" Mmmmmhmmmmsooonieddeeemmmaaahhmmmm," Naruto said.

" I don't even wanna know what you said," Kiba said.

" I said-" Naruto started but was cut off by Yukita (ME).

" OKAY PEOPLE LISTEN UP, I HAVE AN IDEA FINALLY THAT'S GOOD AND HOPEFULLY YOU CAN ALL ACT IT OUT! WELL, YOU HAVE TO ACT IT OUT SINCE I'M MAKING YOU AND SINCE I'M THE AUTHOR!"

" Great, we're doomed," Lena, said.

" Should we get the emergency SOS kit?" Tenten asked.

" Maybe not yet…but if things get out of hand, yeah," Neji said.

" Do you think we can kill the author?" Naruto whispered to Sakura.

" I HEARD THAT AND NO!" Yukita yelled.

" So what's the idea?" Sasuke asked.

" If it involves someone beating up Sasuke then I'm in," Itachi said from the dark corner.

" Hey, that's a good idea actually," I said and wrote it down.

" BROTHER! WHY DID YOU DO THAT? NOW I'M GOING TO DIE! DIE!" Sasuke yelled.

" Oh that's a good idea, if Sasuke died then that'd be great," Sakura said and slurped her slushie.

" I thought you liked Sasuke," Tenten said.

" Yeah I did, keyword, "liked""

" …SO YOU DON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE?" Sasuke asked.

" Nah, who would like a stupid bastard that ran off with the Michael Jackson twin just to gain power to kill your totally AWEOMELY COOL HOT BROTHER WHO

KILLED HIS WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT YOU BUT WHO CARES SINCE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM REALLY SINCE THEY WERE PROBABLY ALL BASTARDS, well, the guys at least."

" …" Everyone went once again.

" I think that Sakura just dissed you Sasuke…I'm not so sure," Neji said slowly.

" …Okay, I got lost but I know that Sakura definitely said this. YOU'RE A BASTARD ALL RIGHT SASUKE! AND SAKURA AGREES WITH ME!" Naruto said.

" SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!"

" DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP YOU BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

While that was going for…let's say five minutes and everyone was watching them, the Akatsuki members were having fun watching them.

" What a nice girl," Deidara said. " I wouldn't mind getting killed by her actually Sasori"

" …" Was Sasori's reply.

" Why are we even here? I mean really, shouldn't we be doing our tasks?" Kisame asked.

" We are suppose to be but Sir Leader (yes I call him that, it's become a habit now and sounds cooler than just plain leader) ordered us to be here…for some reason," Itachi said.

" I wonder why," Sasori said flatly.

" Oh that would be simple," Zetsu said.

" Oh my gosh, and this is coming form Zetsu?" Deidara asked.

" YES IT IS DEIDARA SO SHUT UP!"

" So why are we here?" Kisame asked.

" Akatsuki was threatened," Zetsu said.

" …WE WERE?" Everyone asked.

" Yeah"

" AND HOW DID THAT…THAT…that…that whoever threaten us?"

" Why don't you ask Sir Leader?" Everyone turned to him.

" What?" He said.

" HOW DID SHE THREATEN US?"

" …"

" So?"

" …She didn't threaten us…I just lost to her…"

" WHAT? YOU LOST TO HER?"

" Well, actually, I lost to the Kazekage Gaara"

" …"

" You see, she got Gaara to beat me-"

" Wait, HOW DID GAARA BEAT YOU? I COULD BEAT GAARA? IS GAARA STRONGER THAN YOU?" Deidara asked.

" NO AND LEMME FINISH! She got Gaara to beat me in DDR…AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT BUT HE DID BEAT ME! I COULDN'T' BELIEVE IT! DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS? WHEN YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE DDR CHAMPION AND THEN SOMEONE JUST GOES AND BEATS YOU? DO YOU?"

" …Is he PMSing?" Kisame asked stupidly.

" You mean the psychotic mood swing meaning?" Itachi asked.

" Yeah"

" Good because if he was a girl then that'd be like…"

" Yeah so continue?"

" Yeah so anyway," Sir Leader continued. " She made a bet that I could be beaten in DDR so I was like no I can't, not by you and then she went not by me but I bet you can be beaten in DDR so I was like no way is that happening and then she went I bet you…that you have to do three things that I say if you get beaten in DDR so I took on that bet and then she got Gaara WHO FRICKEN BEAT ME WHICH WAS NOT FAIR SINCE HE JUST TOOK MY DDR CHAMPION TROPHY THAT I HAD FOR…SINCE I WAS 2! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S NOT FAIR!"

The Akatsuki members just stared at each other before staring at Gaara who was watching Naruto and Sasuke yell at each other back and forth in boredom. Sir Leader looked at Gaara for five seconds before going into a mental breakdown and going into the fetal position sucking his thumb.

" …This…is definitely going to be disaster," Sasori said.

Now back with everyone else.

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" IDIOT!"

" BASTARD!"

" OKAY SHUT UP ALREADY WOULD YA?" Everyone yelled.

" So anyways…LEMME SAY MY IDEA BEFORE I LOSE IT…which I just did thanks to you people," Yukita said.

" so we're saved?" Neji asked.

" Wait I got it, so anyways, you'll be seeing each other around"

" Why would we be doing that?" Shino asked.

" Because this break is over"

" Can you tell us your idea?" Kakashi asked.

" Oh yeah sure it involves…um…(randomly thinks of an idea) Itachi going out with Sakura"

" …WHAT?" Everyone asked and looks at Itachi and then Sakura and kept on doing that, turning their heads left and then right.

" I AM NOT GOING OUT WITH THAT GUY! WHAT KIND OF AN IDEA IS THAT?" Sakura asked.

" I'M GOING OUT WITH WHOM?" Itachi asked.

" MY BROTHER IS GOING TO GO OUT WITH SAKURA?"

" SAKURA-CHAN IS GOING TO GO OUT WITH THAT MURDERER?" Naruto asked.

" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY!" Everyone said.

" Actually, I wouldn't' mind that much," Sakura said and everyone stared at her. " But anyways, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Wait…Itachi's not that bad actually, he's better than Sasuke because he's soooooo much cooler and can beat up the Michael Jackson twin and-"

" Okay let's just stop now before something else happens. I just randomly suggested that," Yukita said. Everyone sighed with relief.

Damn…I actually wouldn't have minded going out with her, Itachi thought.

I'm not going out with Itachi now? DAMMIT! Oh well, Sakura thought.

" It's really going to be Sasori and Sakura"

" WHAT?" Everyone yelled.

" BUT SAKURA KILLED SASORI BEFORE! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE HER GO OUT WITH THE GUY SHE KILLED!" Naruto said.

" HOW IS THAT GOING TO HAPPEN? I MEAN REALLY, SASORI'S LIKE…SASORI IS A DAMN HUMAN PUPPET!" Chiyo said.

" Hey, I didn't know you were here grandma," Sasori said.

" Oh WOW Sasori, WOW," Deidara said. " You see your grandma and you go " I didn't know you were here grandma". What's next? You're going to give her a hug?"

" …I'm not crazy Deidara"

" How are you here? I THOUGHT YOU DIED GIVING YOU LIFE TO GAARA!" Kankuro asked.

" WHAT? NEVER SEEN A DEAD PERSON COME BACK TO LIFE BEFORE KANKURO? I MEAN REALLY, YOU DON'T GO CRAZY OVER THE FACT THAT SASORI IS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU DO OVER ME?"

" Can we get back to the topic here?" Yukita asked.

" OH yeah," everyone said.

" Right so anyway, WHAT KIND OF A PERSON WOULD GO OUT WITH THE PERSON THAT KILLED THEM?" Neji asked.

" …I wouldn't mind going out with Sakura," Sasori said. Sakura stared at him and slowly started to back away. Sasori just smirked at her.

" …Get…away…from…ME!" Sakura said.

" YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH HER?" Kisame asked.

" …"

" …Okay…maybe this is getting a little out of hand," Yukita said.

" You think?" Ino said.

While that was going on, all the teachers and people were in a huddle group talking.

" Can you see Uchiha Itachi going out with Haruno Sakura?" Kakashi asked.

" If that happens, then I think I'm going to kill myself," Iruka said.

" Well, anything can happen in this world actually but THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE EVEN BY MY STANDARDS!" Gai said.

" Hmmm," Kurenai said. " Well, I think Sasori is better with her, he's better looking if you ask me"

" I can't see that even more. It's AKASUNA NO SASORI! THE AKATSUKI MEMBER SHE AND CHIYO KILLED! And how do you think he's cuter than Itachi?"

" Well for one thing, he's way older than her," Tsunade said. " Itachi's only like…five years older than her?"

" Still"

" And Sasori wouldn't mind going out with her," Kurenai said.

" What is happening to this world?" Asuma asked.

" I would prefer Sakura with Sasori actually," Gai said, randomly.

" You just don't like Itachi do you?" Kakashi asked.

" NO, it's just because he's Kisame's partner and Kisame practically killed my students you know"

" There is like, no way Sakura's going to go out with ANY Akatsuki member, when that happens, the world will like end," Shizune said.

" Okay Shizune, when that happens, the world will end and we'll all blame you," Tsunade said.

" That wasn't my idea, it was Iruka's"

" Okay then we'll blame Iruka"

" WHAT?" Iruka said.

" Hey, Yukita's talking again," Kurenai said and back to everyone else.

" Fine, no Sasori and Sakura even though Sasori wants that. We might as well make it…"

" LET'S NOT MAKE IT ANYTHING!" Lee said.

" Yeah," Shikamaru said. " You're making everything so troublesome"

" Okay then we'll go directly to what I had planned before this," Yukita said.

" Which is what?" Naruto asked.

" This but first…CHOJI GET AWAY FROM THE FOOD TABLE, DEIDARA GIMME BACK THAT POPCORN, KAKASHI STOP READING ICHA ICHA PARADISE, JIRAYA GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN THIS ROOM AND DON'T THINK OF GOING TO THE HOT SPRINGS, GAARA, STOP PLAYING YOUR PSP WHICH IS ACTUALLY MINE, TENTEN STOP PRACTICING YOUR AIM FOR THROWING KUNAIS AT NARUTO SINCE YOU'RE BORED…actually, continue AND EVERYONE GET YOUR BUTTS OUT OF HERE SINCE IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, THERE'S A DANCE COMING UP AND YOU ALL HAVE TO BE THERE AND YOU ALL HAVE TO HAVE A DATE! THAT'S RIGHT; EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU PEOPLE HAS TO HAVE A DATE! Except maybe some of the Akatsuki members…and the teachers...BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAVE TO HAVE ONE, unless of course we run out of girls which then you'll have to go with OCs"

Me: and that's the end of that chapter. I know, the first few chapters are pointless but it's going to get to a point soon enough. And I know this chapter was also pointless

Lena: yeah it was

Me: but just deal with SINCE I PROMISE, SWEAR TO GOD, THAT IT WAS GET BETTER AND I MEAN IT!

Lena: review please since she's of course desperate

Me: I know if you don't like the story but seriously, review please since it will get better and i don't care if it's a flame