Animal Crossing: Robber!

(A/N: Chapter four is here! Yay! Ok, I reread all of the stories for bother ACR and Summer Camp, so expect more chapters. My cousin has convinced me that they're somewhat funny so I read them over and realized it was interesting and got into the whole writing thing again. Remember it's in Rita's POV. Enjoy!)

I'm conscious again but I'm too afraid to open my eyes. I might as well, there's no one who's going to rescue me. I opened my eyes but there was no one in sight. Probably because my hat has fallen over my head. I shook my head and it fell off. I looked around and saw the kitty clock and a figure stand there. At least, I think it's a figure. I don't feel dizzy anymore so I guess that means no more passing out. Damn these animals! They're so clueless, no one's going to come look for me, they're going to assume I moved and then go on with their pointless lives!

Hey, she's waking up again boss." Who said that? There is a figure moving by the kitty clock. "What should I do with her

Just leave her, I'll be back" said another voice from up the stairs. I wish I had my glow in the dark socks on. They would have given off some light. I decided to make conversation with this guard guy.

"So, since you're going to kill me, can I at least know your name?" Maybe he'll fall in love with me and show his love by going against his bosses orders and taking the bullet. That would be so awesome.

My name's Stacy. And I'm not going to kill you." Well well! Let Rita work her magic.

"So, uh, mind loosening these ropes? They're awfully tight." I smiled although he probably wont see it.

"Honey please, I just got a manicure, I'm not messing my beautiful nails up." If my hands weren't tied up I would smack my forehead. This makes everything so much better, a gay guard. My luck gets better and better. There were a bunch of noises coming from up the stairs so listened closely.

"You ok up there boss?" Stacy asked.

"Yeah, yeah. Turn on the lights now, it's time to get down to business." the lights came on and I squinted my eyes. Once I was used to the light, I looked around. It was like a gold mine! There were bags of bells and valuable things everywhere! I guess the theif brought all the items he stole to Nook's shop. I looked around and saw a pearl necklace, a white GBA and a bunch of other things that the animals bragged about. I looked at the two animals standing there and saw it was someone I would have never suspected: Doc! I was so shocked I could have passed out again. He stood there with a mean look on his face.

"Doc? But- But you were one of the animals who got an item stolen!" I was so confused, but it wasn't the first time.

"Fool! Threw you off, didn't I? Well, in order to eliminate me from your stupid suspect list, I had to act as if I was a victim!" he took off his glasses, wiped the lenses and put them back on.

"Ugh! That's low Doc, even for you. I thought you would at least think of a better way to... wait, why are you doing this?" I didn't even ask the obvious question. I would cover my face in shame, but like I said, my hands are tied... literally.

"You are an ignorant one, aren't you? Fools! I..." He paused and put his finger to his chin. He held a book in his hands. I made out the first three words: Guide To Perfect... and the rest were scribbles. "Actually, I don't really have a good reason why. It all began two days before the big Wishing Well Meeting. I was outside watering my precious flowers, which, by the way, were alligned perfectly in the shape of a molecule. Then they came..."

FLASHBACK :DOC'S POV: (A/N: Things that happen in the present time, when Rita is tied up and Doc is explaining the story, will be in ( -- ))
"Hahaha! Kick it over here Sprocket!" Foolish animals. Why can't they play somewhere like the dump? I walked over to the other end of the flower garden. It was beautiful. I still cannot get over the fact that I almost had mistaken it for an atom. Hahaha. How silly.

"Aww man! That was a goal! Oh hey Doc!" Sprocket. I am the genius in this town yet I can barely tell what animal he is sometimes. "Hey Doc, This is my friend Motto. She came to visit me from another town." He... er.. it, pointed to a furry female squirrel who was smiling too much.

"Hello. I am Doc. Pleased to meet you." I stuck out my hand for a shake, forgetting the fact that I had no hand sanitizer with me. I quickly pulled my hand back and turned the offer of a shake to a wave.

"Hi. We're playing soccer, want to play?" Motto asked. No Motto, I am afraid my skillful tactics will be too much for your amature game.

"Oh why, it is very kind of you, however I am overdosed in house work! Maybe at another appropriate time." I smiled and returned to my watering. Then, I spotted it. There was a group of flowers which were out of line. I whipped out my Guide To Perfect Gardening For The Town Genius and flipped to the bookmarked page. I ran over to the out of place flowers and dug them out. Luckily, I could replant them. I fixed them and went inside.

After fixing myself a cup of tea, I sat upstairs on my Teacher's Chair, which was placed by the window, and admired my perfect flower garden. And then... ("sniffle It's just so sad..." Doc said. "Will you just get on with the story?" I blurted out.) It happened. It all seemed to be going in slow motion.

:OUT OF DOC'S POV:

Heart thumping replaces sounds as Sprocket and Motto are seen outside kicking the soccer ball towards the flower garden in slow motion. The ball rolls all the way into the middle of the "molecule" and the two animals run after it. Since they're running, the flowers slowly get destroyed. Doc's eyes pop out and he jumps up, spilling the tea all over his lap. He then screams, because his garden is being destroyed and because the tea is so hot it's giving him third degree burns. He leaps up and runs outside. He stands there with his hands scratching the sides of his face as he slowly falls to his knees and pounds the grass with his fists.

"Whoops, sorry Doc." Sprocket says as it and Motto go running off to play more soccer.

:BACK IN DOC'S POV: (A/N: Sorry if it's confusing.)
It's been a couple of hours... I'm starting to feel... different... I feel like there's someone else inside of me... I... I feel all tingly... my spidey senses are tingling... or maybe it's the burns from the tea... ugh...

I must have fallen asleep because it's night now, probably near midnight. I stumbled outside and saw Sprocket putting the ball inside. His friend must have left. I began smiling uncontrollably and I stumbled over to his house. He went inside and upstairs to sleep. I slowly went up to his house, still smiling, and turned the doorknob. It was open, probably because this is such a "trusting town". I opened the door and snuck inside. I looked around, still smiling, and found what I was looking for: the soccer ball. I picked it up and looked at the patch on it. It said "Winner of the 2000 World Soccer Competition: Sprocket" and the last name was unreadable. This was his prized possession, because it was placed sneatly on a shrine with soccer pictures surrounding it. I took it and left his house. I stumbled over to my house, smiling for some reason still, and went inside.

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I felt so good, I felt as if I had won the World Science Cup for the twentieth time. And then... I left the house again. This time I headed over to Lucy's house. This bitch had been competing, poorly, with me for years! She thinks she has the best flower garden, but oh on the contrary, I am the better man. I snuck into her house, and was surprised when I smelled something... it came from the Backyard Lawn carpet she had. It smelled... like cigarettes... whatever. I went over to her pool and saw a precious pearl necklace sitting on a table. It had been shined and cleaned. I swiped it and went outside. Before I left, I ran through her flowers and spit on them a little too. I went pass my house and held the necklace closely.

I felt like I couldnt stop either. I went to Nook's shop and busted the window open. I jumped through and looked around. I went upstairs and saw Nook, Timmy and Tommy sleeping on the bed that was for sale earlier. I smiled freakishly again and went over to the counter. I saw a book open with names and items that were being held for them. I saw an item I was personally interested in, a long tan coat, and went to the storage room, which was under the counter, and got it. I put the necklace in the pocket and looked at myself in a mirror. Just then, Nook woke up and spotted me. Before I could get away, he grabbed the jacket and I didn't get away with it. I headed home and went to sleep...

FLASH BACK ENDS :RITA'S POV:

"So that's what... HEY WAKE UP!" I snorted and looked up. Guess I must have dozed off. Doc had to tell me the last part of the story over, but when he was done, everything was clear.

"That's why you were doing this? That's your excuse for stealing?" I guess Nook found the necklace in the pocket of the tan coat which was held for me. He must have put it up for sale and when he couldn't sell it by the time I came to pick it up, he put it back in the coats pocket and charged me extra! Damn him! No wonder the price was higher than when I preordered it!

"Yes! That's exactly why! Wahaha! Now do you understand?" Yes, I do Doc. You've snapped and now you're taking it out on the animals by stealing their items. Now... what's going to happen to me...

"Ok Doc, I'm sure we can negotiate on this..."

"Silence!" He was loud, and sounded like a mad scientist. "It's time for you to be silenced, so no one will find out what happened..."

Just then, the door bursted open and there was a bright light coming through. A dark figure stood in the doorway and wind blew through. I squinted my eyes and realized who it was... Myst! It's That Guy, from before! He ran up to Doc, paused, and smacked the booked out of his hand. They paused staring at each other breathing heavily. It was so intense. Then, Doc slapped Myst right across the face. Myst held his cheek and looked at him. Another pause. My heart was beating from the intensity (sarcasm). Myst pushed Doc back. Doc followed up by pushing him too. They went on like this for a couple minutes. Then Myst got mad and speared him! They fell behind the counter and the storage room door that was under the counter opened. Nook was tied up inside, a gag in his mouth. I was so shocked. I struggled more to loosen the ropes to get out. Not to help Nook, to see how the fight was going behind the counter.

"Stacy! Untie me! Quick!" I yelled over to Stacy, who had been in the corner the whole time reading Teen Queen magazine.

"Ugh, fine. But if I mess up my manicure you're paying for it!" Stacy untied me and I ran over to Nook, pushed him out of the way and looked over the counter. They were hitting each other in a girly way and then they got up. Doc kicked him in the shin and tried to get away. I stuck out my foot and tripped him and he stumbled over. Myst ran up to him and they paused again. I rubbed my forehead. Geez, the fighting skills these days. Not as good as TV. Then, Myst kicked him in the marbles and tackled him. Doc pushed him off and made a sad attempt at the door. He tripped on his untied shoe laces and hit his head on the automatic door which opened after his fall. His head was inbetween the doors and they opened and closed on it. He was out cold.

"Are you ok Rita?" Myst asked. I was so happy! I went over to Doc's unmoving body and sighed.

"Yeah, I guess. How did you know I was here?" I asked.

"Well," He whipped out a wallet and opened it to reveal a badge. "It's sort of my job to find these things out." He was a cop! Of course!

"Oh, well, uh, thanks I guess."

"No problemo." ...After that awkward moment, we saw red and blue lights outside. We jumped over Nook, who was still tied up, and ran out to see who it was. There, we saw the town animals and Booker and Copper. The two Lost and Found guards ran inside and saw Doc on the floor.

After the paramedics came, we sat and told everyone what happened. A stretcher came out with Doc strapped down with restraints.

"AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! WELL! I GUESS I WAS CAUGHT! HAHAHA! THAT'S KARMA FOR YA! WAHAHAHAHA!" Doc yelled smiling. Myst sat down next to me and we laughed as he was wheeled into the van marked 'Psychiatric Treatment Center's Home For The Unexplainable Snapping of Animals'.

The next day, I went outside with a cup of coffee and looked around. I saw Nook trying to picklock Mit's door. I saw Smoke coming out of Lucy's house. I saw an animal wondering around the acre shaking trees. Everything was back to normal.

(A/N: Well! There's the ending for ya! Disappointed? Happy? Confused? Let me know in a review!

Thanks to:

mystdragon333- for making me put him in the story. I needed someone to bust the theif.

Motto Motto- for making me put her in the story. I needed something more to add, even though the story was still short. I had no idea what to put for the flashback and then I remembered that you wanted to be in the story. Sorry I gave you such a small part. I couldnt really think of anything else. Thanks.

MissIndependent3947... - for the 'karma' review. Haha, I got the idea for Doc's yelling bit from your review. thanks!

My cousin... whosenameshallnotbementioned- For reading the chapters for the story and for making- err, convincing me to write the last chapter. I actually might continue to write the chapters for Summer Camp!

Thanks to the other people who reviewed. Review this chapter too!

Thanks again everyone!)