Disclaimer: I do not own Lupin, Tonks and all other HP characters.

Let's sing along!

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury
You could surf inside a chocolate tube
Ride your board across the wave forever
Get wiped out and never get a bruise.
And if a shark came up and tried to bite you
You could say "I'm chocolate I invite you"
Wouldn't it be nice!

--Cadbury ad song

Happy reading!

Sleeping in on a cold, wintry morning is the best way to spend the early part of the day, indeed. Remus was snuggled under his blankets, fast asleep and dreaming happily. Usually he woke up early, but he had slept late the night before. He had stayed up late with Tonks and Sirius, chatting and reminiscing about the past.

Zzzz. Zzzz. Until, suddenly –

BANG.

"AUGH!" Lupin sat up with a start, looking around in utmost shock. "What the--"

"Remus!" Tonks bounded in just then, a huge grin plastered on her face. Dodging around the egg, she sat down on the edge of his bed and held out a copy of The Daily Prophet. She seemed completely unaware that she had just scared the daylights of a man who had just been sleeping a couple of minutes ago.

Brandishing the paper at him, she said excitedly, "Look at this!"

"What?" Lupin growled. He was extremely irritated. It was not everyday that he got to sleep in, and on one of the rare days he had the chance to, he just had to be disturbed…

He glanced at the paper. "Why're you still reading this?" He asked, somewhat grumpily. "It doesn't print anything good anymore."

Tonks shook her head. "I want you to look at this advertisement." She told him, and shoved that particular page in his face.

Muttering angrily under his breath, Lupin glanced at the ad. It was huge and filled up three-quarters of the page.

ANNUAL CRYSTAL CLEAR DRESS-UP COMPETITON

Madam Curvy's Botique (Located at Diagon Alley) will be holding our – you guessed it – Annual Dress up competition this June! This is your chance to come up with the most innovative and creative costumes to wear. Just come down in your costumes on 10th June at 2pm! Attractive prizes to be won. You can enter individually, or in groups (maximum five in one group).

Below the ad was a picture of a slim lady with huge lips. She wore a huge, seductive grin and was wearing a dress made of diamonds. One look and Lupin knew she was Madam Curvy.

"So, why are you showing me this, Tonks?" Lupin asked. His eyes widened in horror when he noticed the look on her face. "No way," he said, shaking his head. "No, no, NO."

"Oh, come on, this will be fun!" Tonks pleaded. "You wanted to get rid of that egg as soon as possible, didn't you? This is a perfect opportunity! I've always wanted to dress up in chocolate." She broke off a piece of the gigantic egg and chewed. "Yoghurt," she said, making a face.

"This is a stupid idea," Lupin said crossly. "We'll look like fools. Why don't you just do this yourself? I can give you moral support."

Tonks smiled and shook her head. "I'm shy." She said.

Lupin snorted. "Really." He muttered.

"Oh, please, Remus!" Tonks cried. "Have a sense of adventure! Since we've got to get rid of this burden, we might as well make it fun. We can't just keep eating it, we'll end up like fat pigs after a week."

Remus glanced at her face. She turned her pleading eyes on his and pouted slightly. Remus rolled her eyes. He had to admit she looked pretty cute. But still.

"Tonks, seriously. Everyone'll laugh at us. We -"

"Why do you care so much about this whole image thing anyway?" Tonks said fiercely, standing up. "I don't care what others think. They won't be laughing when we win the first prize! Please, Remus?"

Lupin thought. He had to admit, it was quite an interesting idea, if not a tad too daring, and it was creative. Not to mention a good way to get rid of more of that damned chocolate…

"And you're going to just wear chocolate all the way there?" Lupin questioned. "What if it melts or something?"

Tonks shook her head. "We can always wear a shirt underneath or something." Apparently she had gotten it all planned out. "Besides, its freezing out there, no way will it melt so easily." She grinned mischievously.

Lupin sighed. "Fine, I'll do it," he said finally, and Tonks let out a cheer. "So now what?"

Tonks grinned, her eyes sparkling. "Now we plan the costumes!"

TBC

Short chapter, but I'm kind of in a rush. Please review! Do I see a decrease in my reviewers? Oh well. Anyway thanks to mercutio-rane, SongOfRoland, TicTacTurtle, Lady Edelweiss, american-born-confused-desi, starnat, thehpgang and LilypEoVtAtNeSr. You've made my day!