Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I just own most of the ideas of this fanfic. The other ideas are my best friends.

Shin-Hana: Thank you to all those who reviewed my first chappie! . I'm sorry for writing short chpts. I'll try to write more in all the chpts!

Chpt 2: Nooo!

Sasuke got mad, annoyed, and pissed! Itachi wasn't even in the training ground. Sasuke used that disappearing jutsu Kakashi uses and poofed back to the Uchiha mansion. And marched up to Itachi's room. Itachi wasn't sleeping on his bed. The light in his bathroom was on and Itachi was singing. It sounded like he was really out of tune. And he was! Sasuke then took out a recorder and recorded Itachi singing. It sounded like Lover Boy from L'arcenCiel. (A/N: That band is awesome! It's in Romaji form not Kanji or English.)

"Atsuku me wo samashite kimi to ajiwaiaou

Dream on till night, be sailin' on your life

tonight, want your blood..."

'God, this might be a while. .:Itachi continues singing:. Ah, but I can now blackmail him!' Sasuke beamed. (A/N: I'm just gonna skip to the sixth verse. I have my reasons.)

"Tonight, shaking!

Tonight, looking for the blood!..."

Sasuke now planned on flushing the toilet so only cold water would run. That's what Itachi gets for ditching Sasuke.

"Sorou kokyuu kara Ima sora made yuku yo

Kowa hodo ni cause I'm a lover boy

Yasashiku sasoidashite kimi no oku e yukou

Subete ageyou I'm a lover boy"

(A/N: That was the eighth verse and the last of the song.)

Sasuke quickly flushed the toilet. .:Flush:. Cold water poured onto the naked and showering Itachi. (A/N: Heh heh. Drool people drool...)

"Ahh! Kami-sama! Sasuke you gay queer! Leave me the hell alone!"

"Heh heh. You lied at the training grounds. You shall pay! Watch!"

"No duh. I'm a wanted criminal. Well, I was an S-class criminal. And can't help with the old habits. I'd still lie if I weren't an S-class criminal. Because I have a brother who loves Naruto. Now get lost you gay queer!"

Sasuke flushed the toilet again and slammed the door as he left the room.

'Bastard,' Itachi grumbled in his head.

Something was off that night. Things were way too quiet. When morning came, Sasuke didn't bug Itachi at Three in the morning like always. Itachi woke up at ten o'clock in the morning and took a shower then had brunch. His hair felt...odd. Lighter in fact. And it wasn't swinging like usual. He quickly went to his bathroom mirror to check.

"Oh my kami-sama! M-M-My hair! My ponytail! Nooo! I've now lost my trademark look! Why? .:cries:. It must've been Sasuke!" Itachi concluded simply.

It took a while for him to get over his lost ponytail but he has bigger fish to fry. (A/N:Hmm...I wonder what kind of fish he's going to fry. I like fried fish! .) Revenge (A/N:Damn!)! Itachi did a few plans in less than thirty minutes. About one hundred fifty to be exact. But sadly, only three of them are aloud too used in this "T" rated (A/N:Too bad! XD) fanfic!

Some were impossible in the Naruto world but possible in reality. A few just involved Sasuke being hanged, continuously. Manu had him being raped by many fan girls. But he would just enjoy it. Right? So Itachi had to go with slow torture (both mental and physical), pranks (that's where the fox boy comes in), embarrassment, and soon to be death. Itachi also planned on asking Lee to help with the slow torture. But then remembered that doing that might be too dangerous for him. So Naruto could help with that. And Kakashi and Jiraiya to help with...embarrassment!

'Hmm. That'd be fun to watch!' chuckled Itachi quietly.

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Shin-Hana: I'll try to update as much as I can. Right now I'm writing chpt 6 of it. And I'm not even close to the middle yet! I might get lazy and write other ones. Or type some up. Meh. That's up to me. R&R please! .

Sasuke:Lazy bum...

Shin-Hana: I'll kill you! You...gay queer! And how'd you get my room?

.:Sasuke jumps out the window:.

Shin-Hana:...bastard...