Shin-Hana: Strangely, during the writing process, I thought this fic would go up to 15 chappies. But it might end faster than I thought. Doesn't matter I'm writing chapter 7 right now.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I'm getting tired of writing these for every chapter. Oh well, that's life.

Chpt:3: Moving out. Seeya bro'!

.:tip:.

.:sighs:.

"Finally, I'm out of that mad house. Now, a place to stay," Itachi pondered.

.:bump:.

"Owie! Oh, it's you Itachi, "grumbled Naruto while rubbing the bump on his head.

Itachi helped Naruto up and the two went to get some ramen.

"You seem mad today, Naruto," Itachi started (A/N: I changed Itachi a bit. lol).

"It's your goddamn brother! I think he's really...G-A-Y! When we spar, he tries to frigging rape me! Then Kakashi-sensei has to stop mine and Sakura's training because of Sasuke! And send us home! So we missed a whole bunch of training 'cause of your brother!"

"Now that you mentioned it. While I was finishing doing his laundry a week ago, and was going to leave the neatly folded clothing in his room. As I went in, He had pictures and posters of you. E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!"

"Oh kami-sama! Why me! Wait, why are you telling me this? And why are you worrying about me?"

"Oh, I have a favor to ask of you. .:smiles that evil Itachi smile:."

".:squints:. I thought so! So, what is it? .:squints some more:."

".:on his knees and begging:. I just left the Uchiha mansion and was wondering if I could stay at your place. .:begs some more:. Chyoudai! (Please)!"

"Hmmm. If you do, your gonna be eating a lot of ramen. And your going to hear a lot of snoring!" grinned Naruto.

"So I can live with you? YAY!"

"But I don't know if there is enough closet space for you."

"Don't worry. Because I got about twenty sets of clothing! Okay, sounds a lot but that's all of my clothing. And they only take up a bit of space. About the size of this suit case! (A/N: The suit case is the size of those office people with those suit cases! I know. It's small.)

"Wahhh! That's so small! How'd you make it fit?"

".:really evil look:. I make things fit if I have too. .:evil grin, the one where he's about to kill:."

Naruto didn't bother to ask anymore about that suit case because Itachi might go crazy...again. So Naruto took him back to his apartment. This is now their apartment.

"I can sleep on the couch."

"Okay then."

Shin-Hana: Yeah I know. So short. I just noticed something. Some of the events in my fanfics don't match when I write them. So it might take me a while to add and edit them while typing! But I'll try to live up to update goal! One fanfic or chappie each month. So more. Dunno.

Gaara: Cookie!

Shin-Hana: .:sweat drop and scared look:. ...okay...