Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. So live with that horrible truth!

Shin-Hana: I'm now finish writing the last chappie! Yay! So Now I need to type like crazy! But I have a science project right now. So I might take a while. So sad. On with the story!

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"Damn it! Naruto, Jiraiya, you guys suck at cats cradle! Naruto, how did you manage to hang yourself? And Jiraiya, how did you get your hair tangled up in the string?" the former S-class criminal scratched.

"Look Itachi! Look! I did it! I have mastered…the bridge!"

"Good job Kakashi-san!"

.:ding ding:.

"Huh? It's eleven p. m., already? ELEVEN! The plan! We must hurry!" yelled Kakashi.

Kakashi and Itachi quickly pulled the two tied up shinobi and dragged them out to the door and to the Uchiha mansion. "Magically" Jiraiya and Naruto became unstuck. No, I'm just kidding, they're still stuck. But Naruto isn't that stuck. A lot.

"Okay, Naruto and Jiraiya, you guys stay out here and keep guard. While me and Kakashi set up trap part one!" Itachi explained.

"Yeah!" they all agreed.

Itachi and Kakashi tiptoed into the Uchiha mansion. Itachi pulled out a cassette and a whole bunch more. Kakashi pulled out tape and a cassette player. The two got to work. They placed them all over the house. One to two in a room. In total, one hundred. Each one is timed to start and repeat once Sasuke enters the door. Or any heat source. And they are well hidden. Plus, the walls make sounds echo so it's undetectable (the cassette players). The two quickly ran out and waited. And waited. At about one in the morning, Sasuke had finally came home.

.:click:.

"Ahh! What the hell is this!" Sasuke screamed.

Sasuke heard Lee's voice. And he was reciting that Youth speech! And it wouldn't stop! All night Sasuke went crazy! He destroyed his room. And managed to take out two of the one hundred cassette players.

Morning

"Ahh! You son of a bitch Itachi! I'll kill you!" Sasuke yelled in frustration.

The Youth speech kept going on and on and on. Sasuke used the fire jutsu in every room. Except for his, because he already took down the two cassette players in there and he had "precious items".

Outside…

'That's what the bastard gets for cutting my trademark ponytail!'

"So. That's the plan?" Kakashi said dumb folded.

"Nope! Itachi has….:evil look:. Much more up his sleeve! No, I mean cloak! Yeah…cloak!" laughed Naruto menacingly.

"Okay…" Jiraiya panicked.

"Let's go back and I'll explain part two of the plan. And what we'll need,' Itachi stated while bringing the still tangled Naruto and Jiraiya back to his and Naruto's apartment.

"Itachi, I think you'll have to get the scissor of doom!" Naruto sighed.

scissor of doom: Itachi and Naruto were busy cutting out random pictures in a magazine and stumbled upon a really big scissor. Lets say, that scissor is alive. And cut Itachi's Naruto's clothing to bits.

"You sure?"

"Yeah… .:sighs:."

"The scissor of doom? What's that," Kakashi and Jiraiya mystified.

Back at the apartment

.:growl, scratch, bang:.

"Bad scissor! .:whacks with newspaper roll:. Bad scissor of doom!" Itachi yelled.

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Shin-Hana: That's the 5th chappie. I think I'll give you a bit of the next chappie. The begging of it. Yeah!

Sakura: Start typing now!

Chpt 6:

"Holy shit! That scissor is alive! And it's…your pet?" Jiraiya stared.

"Well, not really. Without the collar and leash. It will go and cut everyone's fingers off! Then their body parts!" explained the Kitsune.

Shin-Hana: That's all I'm gonna give you. Ohhhhh I'll try to upload 1 chappie each time I get to go on my comp. So I can finish this fanfic. Other than that, I'm gonna stick to my usual plan. 1-2 fanfics a month! Yeah!

Sakura: Just frigging type up the next chappies. .:sighs:.