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Shin-Hana: Chappie 6. That's all I got to say…

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"Holy shit! That scissor is alive! And it's…your pet?" Jiraiya stared.

"Well, not really. Without the collar and leash. It will go and cut everyone's fingers off! Then their body parts!" explained the Kitsune.

"Hold still." Itachi ordered.

"Grr. Nack Nack! Grr. Cut!" the scissor growled.

Itachi carefully guided the scissor to cut the string. And only the string. He tried it first with Naruto. And things worked out perfectly fine. But when cutting the string off Jiraiya. Things went…crazy!

"Grr. Me nack kill nack you nack! Cut nack!"

"What the fuck? Itachi! No! It talked!" Jiraiya panicked.

"Don't worry," Itachi comforted.

Itachi put the scissor to the string in Jiraiya's hair.

.:snip:.

Itachi managed to cut the first string.

'Oh gods above. Don't let me die' prayed the sannin.

.:snip, sing, snap:.

"Ahh! Too close to the ear!" Jiraiya yelled like a wussy.

.:snip:.

Itachi had slip, one of the handles was now free. The scissor began to snip and cut like crazy! Not only did it cut the string away, but most of Jiraiya's hair, and clothing. Jiraiya now has little bits of hair. Not his normal long white hair. It looked like a squirrel's tail that got run over by a car a few times. You've seen it, right? You could see tail and barely any fur! Or if a dog has flees! Well, you get the picture. That's what Jiraiya looked like!

Jiraiya looked on the floor and yelled at the top of his fifty year old lungs, "Oh my fucking god! I prayed I wouldn't die but gods make me lose my precious hair and a set of my clothing! What the fuck is wrong with you? Having lost all my this .:holds up the cut hair:. Is like dying! Gahhh!"

"What is wrong with Jiraiya?" Kakashi and Itachi blinked.

"If he has a bad feeling that something would happen. He would pray to the gods. And if the gods failed to help him. He throws a tantrum." Naruto replied.

"How long do they last?" Itachi asked.

"Depends on the situation. Judging by this. I'd say a week. During that time stay at least two meters away from him." Naruto answered.

"Yay! Time to read…Icha Icha Paradise! Wooooo!" Kakashi smiled.

During the one week "Jiraiya tantrum", something is brewing at the Uchiha mansion…

"Bwahahahaha! Victory is mine you crazy brother! I have destroyed all of those cassette players! All one hundred of them! Now too find the one of you singing in the shower! To the 'record' room!" Sasuke shrieked with excitement.

He quickly ran to his room. Jumped on a loose floor board. Then pushed his bookcase aside. He jumped on the loose floor board because it connected to a really heavy board behind the bookcase. There is now a space big enough for Sasuke to crawl through. He crawled into the place and went searching right away. There was a book on this table in the "record" room. It read : "My boy obsessions from the start of the Academy year." Another bookcase filled with all of the Icha Icha Paradise volumes. And other adult books. Beside that bookcase is a shelf with books on each and every single boy and men in Konohagakure and Sunagakure! (A/N: He like's boys and men from those countries the most…o.O Sasuke is such a gay pervert!.)

"God damn it! Where is that fucking cassette? Maybe it's in my 'latest boy obsession' shrine! To the shrine!"

Sasuke rushed to the other side of the room. And searched the alter. It had a picture of Naruto on it! Sasuke's latest obsession! He had finally found it! The cassette!

"Bwahahahaha! Now to make duplications of it! Yatta!" Sasuke smiled.

The week after Jiraiya's tantrum…

".:whimper:. Sorry nack. Sorry nack," the scissor apologized.

.:click:.

Jiraiya had now put the leash on the scissor of doom. And locked the thing in a closet.

.:ding dong:.

"Huh? Itachi, someone is at the door I think." Kakashi mumbled.

Itachi walked to the door and opened it. Strangely, no one was there. But there was a cassette taped onto the front door. Along with a note.

"Hello brother, I've sent this cassette to everyone in the village! It's of you singing. And Naruto singing. I think everyone should hear your lovely voice Naruto. And you horrid one, Itachi." the note read.

"Oh fuck," was al what Naruto could think of.

"Just hope he hasn't sent them yet!" Kakashi grinned, but it was ruined by his mask.

"Me and the scissor have made a peace treaty! We are now friends!" Jiraiya laughed with the scissor.

.:ding dong knock knock:.

"Who is it?" Itachi yelled, before he opened the door.

"Oh my god! There he is! NA-RU-TO! We love you!" yelled the crazy fan girls…and boys.

"Holy shit! What the fuck!" Naruto dreaded!

"Itachi! You suck! And we use to think you were dead sexy! Your voice is so…so…so bad!" a fan girl insulted!

"That's okay Itachi. You want to read Icha Icha Paradise," questioned the scarecrow (scarecrow Kakashi's name translation). Itachi shakes his head. "You want me to think of a plan to destroy or humiliate Sasuke?" Itachi nodded. "Good boy! .:smiles: Here's a cookie! .:Itachi eats cookie:."

Kakashi turned to Jiraiya, who was talking to the scissor. He had an idea now! But it was very risky! They could die during it!

"Hey Jiraiya, do you think the scissor could help us? .:Naruto runs and screams in the background in chibi form with a whole bunch of chibi fan girls behind him:. We'll sneak into Sasuke's mansion and destroy all the things he has on us. So he can't blackmail us! Or humiliate us!" Kakashi explained in his I-know-what-I'm-doing voice.

Naruto ran between the two adults when a fan girl yelled," NA-RU-TO! I love you! Let me bear your child or children! Naruto! Come back!"

"There's only one way to make those scary girls go! I have to use…my 'Kakashi charm no jutsu'!" Kakashi yelled.

Kakashi ran in front of the girls and pulled his mask down. His face looked so handsome! His jaw line was….:wacks:….get off me Kakashi! I have to describe how you look like to the readers! (A/N: Kakashi attacked me! T.T) Lets just skip it. Happy Kakashi?

The girls were so shocked. Kakashi never took his mask down in front of a crowd. The Naruto fan girls squealed in delight and fainted. Most just fell unconscious by his beauty.

"Come on! We need to get to the Uchiha mansion! Fast! Before these girls wake up. Come on Itachi!" Kakashi ordered as he pulled his mask up.

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Shin-Hana: Okay! That's the 6th chappie. Only three more to go!