Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. So sad. If I did, everyone might be on crack. Heh heh.

Shin-Hana: Sorry for all the delays in uploading this chappie. Had too many things to do. French project, science project (worth all marks for my last term), tons of homework, track and field, and a lot of random things I'm still not sure about. So sorry.

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"You still got the key Itachi?" Naruto whispered.

"Yeah."

"Then open the god damn room!" Kakashi roared impatiently.

"Okay. Okay."

.:click:.

"Oh-Oh my god! You were right Itachi! He does have pictures of me all over his walls! Tasukete! I'm being stocked .:stares at picture of him sleeping:. By a gay pervert!" Naruto groaned in shock.

(Tasukete Help)

"I'm so proud of him! At least he found a way to practice his stealth skills!" Kakashi beamed proudly…almost like Gai-sensei.

.:twitch:.

".:death glare:. Why you stupid scarecrow! I outta pound you to mush!" Naruto hissed like a snake that Orochimaru sat on.

"You two! Stop it right now! Sasuke wouldn't hide things in his room! So he must have a secret place to hide them! Think!" Itachi demanded.

.:push:.

Naruto pushed Kakashi and the man fell on the floor. On a loose floor board. A loud thud was heard. Something had hit the ceiling. Something behind Sasuke's bookcase. Itachi looked at the loose floor board. It was different from the rest of the floor boards. It was longer and stretched all the way under the bookcase.

'I wonder…' Itachi thought curiously.

"Kakashi get your ass up. Jiraiya and Naruto, help me move this bookcase."

"Nack? Nack?" the scissor…nack-ed.

"Don't worry!" Jiraiya reassured the scissor.

.:creak:.

Kakashi, Naruto, Itachi, Jiraiya, and the scissor were shocked! Behind the bookcase, under a the board. Was a huge room! The five of them went in. Immediately, Kakashi saw the bookcase dedicated to the Icha Icha Paradise volumes! Along with other adult books! Naruto was astonished when he saw the book had! "My boy obessesions from the start of the Academy," Naruto read aloud.

Itachi jumped when he found Sasuke's latest boy obessesions shrine. The reaction was priceless! Jiraiya looked around and was surprised by this. Jiraiya was actually happy, not surprised! Mostly when he found Sasuke's shelf with books on all the men in Konohagakure and Sunagakure!

"He makes an old pervert proud! This boy would do quite well as my assistant writer!" Jiraiya mused.

Everyone turned around and stared at Jiraiya. Naruto got pissed off and ran after the sannin yelling like a mad bull if they could talk," E-RO-SEN-NIN! You perverted ass! I'll kill you once I catch you!"

"Grr! Nack! Don't nack touch grr my nack friend grr nack!" the scissor growled when Naruto caught up to Jiraiya and began pounding him to a plup.

"S-Sorry scissor! .:mumbles to Jiraiya:. I'll get you in your sleep! Watch!"

"Jiraiya, lets put the plan to action!" Kakashi grinned.

"Scissor, it's time! Go! Cut everything up!" Jiraiya commanded.

"Nack Nack."

The scissor of doom cutted everything in the perverted room. He shredded the books into bits. Except for the Icha Icha Paradise books and other adult books, because Kakashi was protecting them. He was planning on stealing them any ways. So the scissor backed off and went to destroy the shrine.

"Now for the last part of this destroy plan. Scissor, you must stay here. After wrecking everything in the house. You may return or have your freedom." Jiraiya sobbed.

"Nack I'll grr miss you nack!" the scissor also sobbed.

The four shinobis left the scissor alone to destroy everything. They waited outside the mansion in the same place like last time. They wanted to see Sasuke's reaction. Sasuke finally came home.

.:click from key:.

'Ahhh! My house! Oh no! The 'record' room! Please don't be wreaked! Oh please! .:walks in:. What the fuck! It's so dark! .:turns lights on:. Noooo! My shrine! My boy obsessions book! My adult books! Noo! At least it can't get worse than this. Right?" wept Sasuke.

"Nack Nack."

"What the…ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh my kami-sama! It's a talking scissor!"

The scissor went after Sasuke and tried to cut him. Sasuke ran outside and locked the door. Once outside he used the fire jutsu. And…he burned his house down. The house caught fire quickly. Sadly for Sasuke, the flames went out of control and erupted into a huge fire ball. Thus burning Sasuke along with the house. The burns weren't that bad though. He was a shinobi of course. Strangely, it began to rain. So the house/mansion thingy was put out. All that was left was ashes and melted meal. Which was the scissor (melted metal). Jiraiya was pissed and so so so so so…sad at the moment that he acted without thinking.

He jumped out and yelled with unspeakable fury," How dare you kill my friend! I'll have you know that I'm the great Ero-Sennin! I mean Jiraiya! You shall face my wraith!"

.:Itachi pulls Jiraiya's hair to stop him:.

"We should run right?" Naruto panicked.

"Not yet. You need to wait a least five seconds. It's a fanfic thing along with anime. Wait for it. Wait for it. Now!" Kakashi ran for his dear life.

It was an anime chibi chase scene! Sasuke ran after the four like mad! He had flames all around him! Itachi ran while pulling the crying Jiraiya's hair. Kakashi ran while holding the adult books he stole. And Naruto tried to catch up to them. (A/N: Run Naruto Run!) "I'll get you four!" cried the flaming Sasuke chibi. They ran for ten nights and ten days.

.:stops running:.

"Lets take a break, then continue the chase scene." panted Itachi and Kakashi.

"Yeah," agreed the rest. Including Sasuke.

And the chase scene started again. This time with Itachi leading the way. Itaci ran to the headquarters of the "Sasuke fan club" And today, in the club, there was a Sasuke Con!

.:doors open:.

"Oh my gosh! It's Sasuke! Get 'em girls!" a crazed fangirl yelled!

"Ahh! I love you Sasuke-kun!" the rest cried.

"Oh fuck!" Sasuke cursed.

The girls stomped over Itachi, Jiraiya, Kakashi, and Naruto. And rushed Sasuke! A lot of the girls jumped him. Naruto quickly got up and hauled the others up and they all started to run!

"Wait! I need to gather research!" Jiraiya begged!

"ECCHI! (Pervert)," the others yelled.

"Screw it! Lets hurry before Sasuke escapes the horde of girls." Naruto yelled with effort because he was out of breath.

Itachi pulled Jiraiya's ear and dragged the old man away. Itachi, Kakashi, Naruto, and Jiraiya finally got back to the kitsune's apartment. "I don't think I have enough energy to go home. So can I stay the night?" Jiraiya asked.

"Me too! Me too!" Kakashi added.

"Um. Okay." the kitsune boy replied.

"God! Kakashi-sensei! You snore too much! More than me!" Naruto complained.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Itachi yelled like a wuss.

"What?" Jiraiya scratched.

Naruto also turned around and screamed. Jiraiya looked like a mess!

"Oh? This? I stayed up all night trying to shut Kakashi up! From all the snoring!"

"Oh. Okay. Go put some make-up on to cover all that…ugliness."

"Kakashi, help Jiraiya. While me and Naruto figure out the last part to this plan," Itachi yawned.

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Shin-Hana: That's the 7th chappie. Now you can all go read my oneshot. Too lazy. I'll try to upload the next chappie in two weeks or so. Or maybe sooner! .:winks:.

Gaara: .:sing-song voice:. Me want cookie, you want cookie, we want cookie…now! I love cookie, you love cookie, we love cookie…yeah! .:starts repeating:.

Shin-Hana: Shutup! Kami-sama!

Gaara: .:goes and cries:.

Shin-Hana: Ha! The cookies are mine now!