Shin-Hana: Ahhh. One more chappie then this fic is done! I got about two more ideas, another long fanfic, and an ItaXIru one. But too lazy right now. I don't like typing it then uploading, I prefer to write it in a book then type. So this'll take longer. T.T

Shikamaru: I taught you well… .:smiles a lazy smile:.

Shin-Hana: Yup. On with the fic!

Disclaimer: Can't I just write a disclaimer for the whole fanfic at the beginning? Instead of it for each chappie?

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"I'll do the other parts of the plan. But I don't think I should kill the boy." Kakashi commented after Itachi explained the plan.

"Yeah, he's pervy but he is a Konohagakure shinobi." Jiraiya added.

.:flush:. .:click:.

"So, Itachi, you gonna tell me what this plan of yours is?" Naruto grinned a sleepy grin.

"You take a long time in the washroom. Don't you." the others sighed.

"G-Gomen."

"Okay. We'll kill him with my latest way of killing! Number three hundred and six! Tickling Sasuke then kill him when he's weak! Mwuhahahahaha!" Itachi…muhaha-ed.

"What will we need for this 'mission'?" Naruto questioned gleefully.

"Yes, the equipment. Kakashi?" Itachi demanded in a strange loving manner.

"Taada! Big ass feathers, laughing gas the dentists use, and Jiraiya's baby photos!"

.:bang:.

"Stop it you two! .:pulls Jiraiya off of Kakashi:. Lets get started! Naruto, get my kunais and shurikens! And my…whacking stick! So I can make sure Sasuke is dead! Mwuhahahahaha!"

Off they went! Kakashi with Jiraiya's baby photos, Naruto with the laughing gas, Jiraiya with the big ass feathers, and Itachi with the weapons! And he'll tickle Sasuke with his the old fashion way…with your hands!

Sasuke's house

"Finally! Everything is kind of back to normal. Well, this time, I've designed the place almost like a maze. Filled with Naruto's pictures! I feel so happy! And very gay! Gay pride!" Sasuke smirked.

.:door bell rings:.

".:girly voice:. I'm coming!"

.:click:.

"Get 'em!" ordered Itachi.

Kakashi jumped Sasuke and straddled the young boy's back like a pony! Or horsie! Sasuke started galomping like a pony around his living room that has tons of doors leading in weird ways!

"Get off me! Get off!"

"Wee hee hee!"

"Kakashi! The pictures!" Itachi ordered.

"Riiight! .:puts the pictures in front of Sasuke's face:."

"Ahhahahahaha!" laughed Sasuke.

"Oooo! Oooo! My turn! Feather time! Yeah!" Jiraiya screamed.

"Me toooooo! Oooooo!" Naruto laughed as he ran around Sasuke, Kakashi, and Jiraiya with the laughing gas!

"Tickle time!" Itachi squealed with such child ness delight!

Sasuke couldn't take it anymore! Too much tickling! And he couldn't breath anymore. So he passed out. No more laughter was heard by the young Uchiha prodigy. Naruto stopped the laughing gas can, Jiraiya stopped the feather attacks, and Kakashi dropped to the floor he took in too much laughing gas and one of Jiraiya's baby photos was in front of his face (it was glued to his face, really, the photo was of Jiraiya crying after he mad a big poopie!).

"Mee hee hee! .:bonk:." Naruto whacked the laughing Kakashi to make him shutup.

"Okay. I think you guys should come back in fifth teen minutes. It's time for Sasuke's…end. And you guys didn't want to have anything to do with this. So…go!" Itachi shoo-ed.

"Oh 'kaaaaaay!" laughed Kakashi.

.:bonk:.

"Shutup you laughing ecchi!" Naruto and Jiraiya…bonked Kakashi on his head.

ecchi pervert

"Owie! Just just…owie!"

"Bye Itachi!" waved Naruto.

"Seeya later!"

.:walks out the door:.

"Hahaha! Revenge is mine! Kunais. Check. Shurikens. Check. Sasuke. Check. Gloves. Check. Whacking stick. Check. Kill time! Yeah!" Itachi laughed blissfully.

Itachi whacked Sasuke until the boy's head bled then pinned Sasuke up on his new pink walls with the kunais. Itachi put on a blind fold and began throwing the shurikens. Then throwing the rest of the kunais. He took the cold body down and began dancing around it. Then bouncing on top of it like a child popping bubble wrap with their feet.

"Wee hee hee! One more thing of my revenge! Paint a picture with Sasuke's blood, limbs, and whatever is inside of him Yay!"

Fifth teen minutes later…

"I-Itachi-san? Are you still here? I-Itachi?" Kakashi stutters.

"Itachi! Where are you?" yelled the blond loud mouth.

"Naruto! You're so loud! I'm trying to remember all the data I collected!" the hermit yelled back.

"Look what I made! Look! Look!" Itachi laughed in a childish way.

Itachi had manage to paint the Mona Lisa with Sasuke's corpse! And it looked great! You just gotta love painting by Itachi!

"So. Is Sasuke dead or alive?" Naruto questioned dumbfoldedly.

".:whacks Naruto on his head:. No duh he's dead!" the others yelled in the kitsune's ear.

"So what are we going to do with the body?" Jiraiya started.

"Dump it in the forest!" Kakashi pointed out!

"Tsunade-baachan said if I put another dead body in the forest, she'll put me in the forest! Dead!" Itachi explained.

"So, wait. You put dead bodies in the forest before?" Naruto puzzled.

"Uh, sort of. I was training and panicked when I heard something. So I killed it. It was these women from the water village. Then I threw their bodies in the forest."

"What's wrong with you! Why would you kill women!" Kakashi and Jiraiya fumed with total anger and yelled like mad killers in unison!

"I didn't know!" Itachi cried in a chibi form behind Naruto.

"Okay…now, on to more pressing matters. What about the body and all that blood?" Naruto squinted.

"We could leave it there. And you guys can go live like nothing happened. And I can finally get my inheritance . Not Sasuke. Me! It was ment for me any ways. Sasuke stole it! And I can have freedom! At last!"

"Or we can just call…Gaara. To clean it up." Naruto noted.

"That'd work. Okay. Call him." Kakashi yawned.

"Gaara! Blood!" Naruto yelled.

.:poof:. .:slip:. .:poof:.

"Damn, that was fast!" everyone besides Naruto muttered.

"Yup."

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Shin-Hana: That's chappie 8 for you. Supposedly, this fic was only suppose to have 8 chappies, but I decided to extend the fic. One more chappie to go! And school is finally out for me! So I'll try to upload a lot of fanfics and chappies during my summer vacation!