Shin-Hana: This is it, the last chappie. I'll try to upload a few more stories with chapters. But for now, I think I shall celebrate! Because it's been three months and I've finally finished my friends b-day gift. Sorry about that .:sweat drops:.

Disclaimer: Ahh, my last disclaimer for this story. Sadly I still have to write them. T.T

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One month from this incident, Itachi built a new mansion, lived a fairly normal ninja life (fairly normal because Sasuke's fan girls and guys now like Itachi) , and his own gennin squad to train. Life was good for the last Uchiha survivor.

Wherever Sasuke is now

"Shoots! I died! Oh wait! Where am I? Everything is so white! And I have fluffy wings? Dude, I'm in heaven!" Sasuke flapped.

He had just arrived in heaven because he kind of got lost along the way.

"You are not quite in heaven yet. You are still restless and unhappy. Go make your wish come true." a voice said softly.

"Umm. Sure."

Sasuke was hurled back to Earth. First things first. What did he have to full fill? Ah yes, he still had to tell Naruto he loved him. And get revenge on his nii-san.

Nii-san older brother

"I feel so happy! And yaoi! Oh, life is good now. I wonder if I could be Naruto's guardian angel? Hmm." Sasuke pondered aimlessly.

To wherever Naruto is

"Mmm! Sankfou Iruka-sensei! Sankfou!" Naruto thanked Iruka for the ramen.

"Ummm uh. Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed Iruka.

Sasuke had scared Iruka and the man is now running for dear life to Kakashi. Naruto still hadn't notice. He was too busy eating his ramen. When Sasuke tapped him on his shoulders, Naruto freaked and threw the ramen onto the Sasuke angel/ghost.

"Oh my god! You're here to tell me I'm going to die soon! Noo!" Naruto shouted sadly.

"Usuratonikachi! I just wanted to tell you, that-that-that I…LOVE YOU!" Sasuke's angel/ghost yelled at the top of its dead lungs.

Usuratonikachi total moron/moron.

"Ummm. That's nice. But I-I got to go now bye." Naruto sweat dropped while running away like Iruka.

"Okay my love! I'll see you in the after life baby!" Sasuke waved while blowing Naruto a kiss and winking seductively. Then fluttered off in search of…Itachi.

It took Sasuke a while to find Itachi because Itachi lives very close to the forest. Not in the village anymore. He reasons? You'd never know.

"Mwee!" Itachi laughed while swimming in his new pool.

Itachi got out and sat on the edge of the pool and enjoyed the cool summer breeze.

"BOO!"

.:splash:.

"What the hell! Who dares push me face first into my pool?" questioned the angry Itachi.

"I do," replied a voice.

Itachi turned around and was shocked! He died on the spot after seeing Sasuke. Again! Sadly for him, Itachi was also going to heaven. With his brother. Heaven wasn't a really "peaceful" place no more. The constant bickering of the two brothers got God so mad he/she sent both of them to the "Guardian Angels" Academy. So they could be separated once they graduated the Academy.

after graduation

"Hi Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto waved gleefully.

"Yo!" Kakashi replied.

"Sasuke…"

"Itachi…"

"Huh?" Kakashi and Naruto huh-ed.

"I see we meet again. Dear brother whom I love dearly…"Itachi howled.

"Indeed!" Sasuke agreed.

"Riiight! They hate each other." Kakashi mumbled.

"Well, seeya." Naruto waved merrily.

.:walk walk walk:.

"So, Itachi-san, did you full fill your dream?" Kakashi asked cheerfully.

"Do I look happy! Nooo! My dream was shattered!"

Meanwhile…

"Sasuke…stop it. I SAID S-T-O-P! STOP!" Naruto screaked.

"But I love you!"

"Why'd you have to be my guardian angel! Why!" cried Naruto.

"You can't do anything you know. We're now…bonded! .:holds up a magical rope/chain thingy:."

"Oh screw!"

Back to Kakashi…

"Okay! Okay! I get it! Just shutup and lets go get some ice cream." Kakashi offered.

"ICE CREAM!" bounced Itachi.

Kakashi and Itachi got some ice cream and enjoyed the day. While Naruto tried all means of getting the "bond" off him. He even tried to suicide. Didn't work though. And they all lived a half peaceful life. Except one…Jiraiya.

"Oh my scissor friend! I miss you!" wept Jiraiya.

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Shin-Hana: Oh yea! Finally done! Kakashi-san, what flavor was the ice cream?

Kakashi: Cookies and Cream…

Gaara: .:comes out of no where:. Cookies and cream ice cream? Where! Gimme!"

.:everyone runs from the hyper Gaara:.

Gaara: Ne? Where'd everybody go? .:looks around:.