Toshi Ama: Yay! This is my first parody!
Sora: CONGRATS
Riku: (walks in and sees Me and Sora partying)
Riku: HEY! Why wasn't I invited?
Toshi Ama: Because you didn't bring chips!
Sora: ( sticks tounge out at Riku) Haha I brought Cheetos!
Riku: Can I have one?
Toshi Ama: SURE! But first, the PARODY!
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy or ( sigh) Stud Muffin Cloud. BUT I DO OWN KONATSU!
Kiyone-Chan: And I own REIKO!
Toshi Ama: SO! My chatacters name means Coconut!
Kiyone-Chan: Mine has two keyblades!
Toshi Ama: True...
Toshi Ama: NOW to the PARODY!
R&R! First Parody!
Get busy livin or get budy dieing
Toshi Ama
Where am I
What's going on...
" Don't worry Riku, it will all be over soon" said a voice.
RRRIIIINGGG. Riku bolted upright and leaned over to turn off his alarm clock. He scratched his head. " Another nightmare. Why do I keep having these
dreams, it happend so long ago" he said to himslef. Riku got out of bed and got dressed ( A/N: KH2 Riku ). He went down the steps to the kitchen and grabbed a poptart of
the table. He barely got one foot out the door before his mother came in the kitchen. " Where are you going baby" she called. " Gotta go meet Sora and Kairi at the
Seaside Shack" he said, running out the door.
I was 8:00 saturday morning. Riku squinted and held his arm to his face as the summer sun blinded him. He walked over to the dock and jumped into his boat. While
untieing it he noticed Sora and Kairi's boats weren't there. " Hmm. I wonder where they are" he thought as he rowed toward Destiny Islands. Riku tied up his boat and
walked on the beach. " Head Up" called a voice. Riku whirled around just as a spikey brunnette jumped on him, tackling him to the ground. " Get off me Sora", he said.
Sora stood up and brushed the sand out of his hair. " I tooooold you not to do that Sora, but Nooooo, don't listen to me- " Oh be quiet Kairi" Sora said. Kairi glared at him
then pouted. " Besides, Riku's okay, right buddy", Sora said, giving him a noogie ( A/N: spelling?) with his foot. " Yeah I guess" Riku said, standing up. Riku brushed his
long silver hair back into place and looked around. He turned to Sora and gave him an evil grin.
" Race you to the Shack" he said, alinning himself with a tree for a starting spot. Sora, who was cleaning his ears, quickly caught on and stood next to him. " On your
mark...get set... GOOO" yelled Kairi. Sora and Riku dashed off. Kairi was yelling for them, and Riku and Sora were laughing. Sora shoved Riku, who wobbled, then
shoved him right back. Suddenly, Riku cried out in pain. He clutched his chest and fell to the ground. " RIKU" Kairi yelled, running up from down the beach. Sora dropped
down to help his friend. " Wh-whats wrong, R-r-riku" he said, shaking in fear. " It-ah- feels like my-ooh ow- my heart has- was all Riku could get out before he fainted. The
last thing he saw was Sora shaking him and Kairi calling his name.
Riku woke up. He looked around. He was in his room. " Man, I need to clean up in here", he said, picking up a moldy apple core. He pulled of the covers and trudged down
the steps. He heard his mom singing and as he turned the corner saw her cooking breakfast. " Morning", he grumbled, grabbing a poptart. " Oh, sweetie, your up!", she
said, pinching his cheeks in delight, " I was so worried about you and thought you- " I'm fine" he protested, smacking her hand away. " Well, Riky-Poo, you've been asleep
for two days", she cooed. " WHAT" he yelled. " Yeah, I called a doctor. He couldn't find anything wrong though- HEY! I'M NOT DONE TALKING TO YOU GET BACK
HERE" his mom called as Riku ran out the door. He ran straight to the dock and jummped in his boat. When he arrived at Destiny Islands he looked around. " Where could
those two lovebirds be" he wondered. He decided to check the Secret Cave, since it was right there in his path. When he got to the entrance, he heard voices. Thinking it
was Sora and Kairi, he decided to scare them. When he turned the corner, his jaw dropped. " Oh...my...god"
Toshi Ama: DUN DUN DUN, Cliff Hanger!
Riku: Who was in the cave?
Riku: Was it YOU and CLOUD again?
Toshi Ama: HEY! If Stud Muffin Cloud was alive, I would have him chained in my bedroom, not some smelly old cave!
Riku: Whats the difference?
Toshi Ama: Why you little ( grabs Riku and shoves him into bowling bag)
Riku: mmmmmmm mmmm mm
Aerith: CLOUD! How could you do this to me sniffle sniffle
Cloud: WHAT! IT was a one night thing, plus, I was drunk
Toshi Ama: WHAT! You never told me that!
Aerith: ( slaps Cloud and walks away)
Cloud:AERITH NOOOOO
Toshi Ama: ( stands dangerously close to Cloud) I stil love you. Tee hee hee hee
Cloud: Uh, I gotta go... away... forever...soo...BYE
Toshi Ama: NOOOOOOOOOO
Toshi Ama: Well anyways, hoped you liked the introduction! Please R&R
Tune in for Chapter 1!