Toshi Ama: LOTS OF LOVE TO STEPHANO AND LAUREN!
Stephano: SQUEEEEEEE!
Lauren: ( picking ear) When did she get here(points at me)
Toshi Ama: sigh, you guys are soo dumb, AND THTS WHY I LOVE YOU!
Lauren: WEEEEEEEEEEE what was I saying?
Stephano: Thank you, oooh look! A BUTTERFLY ( runs after imaginary butterfly)
Toshi Ama: ...
Toshi Ama: NOW TO THE PARODY! R&R OR DIE! teeheehee
Roxas pushed open the door and stepped in. ( QUICK! Wip out your PS2 and go into the White Room to make this realistic!) The last chair at the table was turned.
" I knew you'd come, Number 13" said Xemnas. He turned the chair. He was petting an emourmesly large white cat and looking at Roxas.
" Oh, this is Mr. Fluffykins. Hes actually Zexion's cat, Im just watching him until he returns" he said. The fat cat jumped down and walked away, barely.
" What do you want Xemnas. I will NEVER EVER join back with the Orginazation" he said.
" Oh, you will, you'll join alright. Whether you want to or not" he said.
Roxas turned just as a huge beam of red light shot at him. He yelled ( screaming is for girls).
Sora and everyone, who were still looking for him, heard him yell.
" ROXAS" Namine gasped, she took off down a path, she knew where he was.
" Namine wait up" Sora called.
" Yeah , wait...up" Kairi said, gasping because they were running.
Namine cut off down the wooded path and ran to the gate. She stopped. Sora and the gang caught up and saw her standing there. They walked up next to her.
" Roxas" she said.
Roxas walked up, his shirt was ripped slightly, and he looked like a zombie.
" Roxas" she shouted, and ran up to him.
Sora tried to stop her, but she broke free. She walked up to him and hesatated, then touched his shoulder. He shuddard, then he looked up at her.
" Na..mine..." he said, then he fell to the ground. Namine burst into tears and dropped down and held him. Reiko, Kairi, and Suki walked up to her and pulled her away from Roxas as she cried. Riku, Sora and Konatsu picked up Roxas and carried him back to the ship. They layed him down onto the kitchen table. Sora and Kairi got out the First Aid Kit. They were looking around for wounds, but they couldn't find any.
" Thats odd, theres no wounds, I wonder what happend to him" said Kairi, examining his chest were his shirt was ripped.
Sora shrugged. He packed up things and put the Kit back up. The boys picked him up again and took him to his room. Namine followed. She walked into the room were they set Roxas and sat on the opposite bed.
" Namine, I dont think that-
" I am staying in here until he wakes up, and if you have a problem with it, you can drag me out when I am dead" she said, galring at Sora. Sora backed down and walked out.
" Oh Roxas, what happend to you" she sobbed, as a single tear ran down her face.
Roxas woke up. Hie eyes were glowing red, but he blinked and they went back to normal.
" Namine" he asked.
Namines face lit up. She squealed and kissed him. Then she got up and ran out of the room.
" HEY! HES AWAKE! ROXAS IS AWAKE" Namine yelled. Everyone got up and walked into Roxas'a room. He was sitting up, looking at the ground.
" ROXAS! YOUR OKAY" Sora said, jumping on the blonde.
" So-ra! Im up ok. Get off me" Roxas said.
" What happend back their" Reiko asked.
Roxas got quiet. " How am I going to explain this to them" he thought to himself.
" Umm, well, I was, attacked, yeah, attacked by a nobody. I killed though" he studdard out.
" Oh, ok " Namine said. Riku, Konatsu, Namine, and Reiko all agreed that was what happend, so they left.
" Uh huh, sure Roxas. But people who tell the truth dont studdar" Suki said, putting her hands on her hips.
" Or look at the ground the whole time they talk" Sora said.
" Does this have anything to do with why you wanted to go to Twighlight Town so badly" Sora questioned.
" Well, yes. While we were in Hollow Bastien, I ran into Xemnas. He told me to go to Twighlight Town, and meet him in the White Room. So I went. I only remember going into the room, then waking up and seeing Namine" he said.
Suki and Sora looked at each other.
" Okay then, well see ya later" Suki said. She ran out the door.
" Hey Suki, can I talk to you" Sora called.
" Uh, sure" She said. Sora took her arm and led her down into the seventh door on the left. When they walked into the room. She gasped. It was, horrible. The room was pink padded, and it was filled with stuffed animals. The bed was pink and fuzzy, and nothing in the room wasn't pink.
" Yeah, this is, umm, Donalds room. He doesn't exactly like people going into it, soo, yeah"
" I can see why" she said, laughing. " So, what did you want to talk about" she asked.
" Well, your a girl, right" he said. She glared at him.
" Well, how do you tell if a girl likes you" he asked, looking at the floor
" Umm, well, she acts flirty around other guys, tries to make you jealous. Umm, if she sees you with another girl stolls up and tries to take you away, umm, other things, why" she asked.
" Because, well..." and he explained his long felt love for Kairi and how she showed signed of liking him back but he wasn't sure.
" Aww, don't worry, your secrets safe with me" she said.
Sora grinned. " Thanks"
The two walked into the hall and Sora gave Suki a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
" Your a good friend" he whispered. Suki blushed.
Kairi, who had walked out of the kitchen, saw this, and dropped her plate. She felt the tears coming, but she ran away before any came out. As she ran she bumped into Konatsu, and cried in his chest. He held her as she cried.
" Shh, its ok. Whats wrong Kai, stop crying. Its gonna be ok" he told her. She wiped away a tear and looked up at him.
" Oh, Konatsu, its not fair, its not fair" she said. But then, she stopped. She looked up at Konatsu and smiled.
" Your a really good friend" she said. He smiled down at her. They stood there for a minute, him holding her.
" Hey, have you seen Kairi" Sora asked Riku as he passed him in the hall.
" Umm, yeah. I saw her in the hall... with Konatsu" he said. Sora got quiet.
" Oh" he said. " Hey, I know it hurts. I know how it feels to know that the one person you like will never like you back" he said.
Sora looked up at him. " How would you know that" he asked.
" Because", he looked around, the coast was clear " I like Reiko, but I dont think she will ever like me" he said.
" Oh, well, I could ask Suki to ask if she like you" he said, then he ran down the hall.
" SORA! NOO DONT oh hey Reiko" he said, noticing that Reiko had walked up behind him.
" Hi" she giggled, then she walked past him to their room.
" Hey Suki, are you in there" Sora asked as he knocked on her door.
" Yeah, come in" she said. Sora opened the door and his jaw dropped. She was wearing a light blue silk nightgown that was extremly short and showed alot of clevage.
" Hee hee, what are you looking at, I thought YOU liked Ka-
" SHHHH!" He said. Then he shut the door. " Hey, I need a favor" he said.
" What is it besst buddy" she said in a baby voice.
" Umm, I need you to ask Reiko who she likes" he said.
" Umm why, did you change your mind about Kairi" she said.
" NO! Its just that I want to know, so could you ask her" he said.
" No need. I already know" she said.
" OMG! TELL MEE! TELL MEE TELL MEE" he said.
" NO" she said, grabbing a pillow and whacking him.
Sora grabbed a pillow too and they had a pillow war. Kairi, who was walking, heard the two giggling and screaming. She got angry so she walked to the door and peered in. The two had stopped and were sitting there looking at each other smiling. Kairi ran away, and started to cry again.
" Now will you tell me" he said.
" NOPE" she said, whacking him again.
Sora laughed then he stood up. " Fine, seeing as you are better at pillow fights, Im gonna have to do THIS" he said, jumping on her and tickling her. Suki laughed and slapped him to stop. He stopped and looked at her.
" TELL ME NOW" he said.
" OKAY. Ok. She likes Riku" she said.
" COOL! He likes her too" he said.
" Hey, are you thinking what Im thinking"
" That you would look good in some really tight jeans"
" NO PERVERT! That we could have some fun with them" she said.
The two grinned at each other and started to scheme.
" UHH! THAT SLUT" Kairi thought to herself as she walked down the hall. " WHAT does he even see in her" she thought. She opened her door and slammed it shut.
" Oh, hey Namine" she grumbled. Kairi sat on her bed.
" What happend " she said. Kairi burst into tears and told her what happend.
" Oh Im sorry" she said. She stood up and walked over to Kairi.
" Its okay. But if he can have fun with other girls, then I can have fun with other guys" she said.
" What do you mean" she said. Kairi looked at her and said " Konatsu".
She stood up and walked out the door. Namine shrugged.
Sora walked out of Sukis room.
" Good night" he said.
" Night" she called.
Sora walked down the hall and into the control room.
" Ladies and Gentleman it is 9:00. Time for Lights Out" he called.
He turned out the lights and closed the door. He turned and saw Kairi.
" Oh, hey" he said.
" Hi" she said.
He walked past her and turned into his room. Konatsu was passed out on his bed, drooling. Sora chuckled and changed into his pajamas. He got into bed and went to sleep. He had a dream.
He was standing on Destiny Islands. Kairi was in front of him.
" Kairi" he said. She turned to him and he gasped. She had suddenly turned into an Orginazation member. It stared at him.
"Sora" it said.
It came toward him. He backed up and backed into something. He looked back. It was another hooded figure. This one pulled its hood off.
" AXEL" Sora yelled. Axel smiled. " Hey Sora, how have you been" he said. " Im good, but what happend to you " he said.
" After I disapeared my sould was taken to the realm of darkness, where I slowly regenerated. If you want to see me again, I will be in Atlantica" he said,then he disapeared. Sora looked forwaerd. " Saix" he said. The hooded figure had taken his hood off. " Sora, Axel will be waiting. But heed this warning: Someone close to you is not who they appear to be" he said. Then he dissapeared.
Sora woke up in a cold sweat. He looked at the clock. It was 8:00 am. He got up. He decided to go take a shower. He got his towel and shampoo and walked into the bathroom. He heard the shower. Apparently Im not the only one up, he thought. He walked a little further. It was Kairi. He stood there and listened to her. She was singing.
" Donna Toki Datte, Soba Ni Iru Kari Kimi To Iu Hikari Ga Watasi Wo Mitsikeru, Mayonakani..." she sang. ( Japanese Version of Simple and Clean)
Then he shook his head and walked to the shower next to it. He walked in the shower and took off his clothes and washed his hair. He heard Kairi turn her shower off, and walk out. He decided to stay in a little longer. He heard the hair dryer, then it stopped. She walked out and shut the door. Sora sighed. He finished washing his hair and got out. He put on his clothes and walked out. He turned and went back into his room. Konatsu wasn't in his bed. He shrugged. He turned back and walked into the kitchen. He grabbed and apple out of the fruit basket on the table. Suddenly, a beeping noise came from the control room. He ran to the room and sat down in the chair.
Riku, who was peacefully dreaming, heard the alarm and ran into the control room.
" Whats going on" he said.
" Heartless. Lots of them. Tell the gang we are gonna hit turbulence, gotta go to Warp Drive" he said, preparing to drive. Riku nodded and called over the loud speaker.
" We will be expieriencing some turbulence, so hold onto what you got" he said.
Sora mashed a big red button and they zoomed through the heartless. Rikus cheeks were flapping and he was holding onto Sora's chair.
Kairi was holding onto a doorframe and Namine was holding her waste and they were screaming.
Konatsu held onto the wall pipe in the bathroom.
Suki held onto the pink fuzz in her room.
Reiko had stuck a keyblade in the wall and was holding on with all her might.
Finally, it stopped. Everyone let go and breathed a sigh of relief.
" What the heck was that for" Kairi said, Namine shook her head.
Konatsu let go and walked into the control room.
" Whats going on" he said. Sora explained and Konatsu said " Ooooh".
" Well, we are about to land. Someone go tell the girls. I'll go tell Suki" he said.
" I'll tell Reiko" Riku said, he jumped up and walked into her room. She had pulled out the keyblade and made it dissapear.
" Hey Reiko, we are about to land soo, umm, Can you swim" he said.
" Of course, why" she asked.
" Umm, well, lets just say that the place we are going to all you can do is swim" he said, then he smiled and walked out the door.
" Hey Kai" Konatsu said.
" Yeah" she said.
" Umm, we are about to go to Atlantica" he said.
" Oh, hey Konatsu" she said.
" Yeah"
" Can I trust you with a secret, if you are my friend and all" she said.
" Of course"
" Well" and she explained she liked Sora and how she saw him with Suki.
" Oh, Im sorry. umm, is there anything I can do to help" he said.
" Actually yes. Could you pretend to like, go out with me. Just until I see that it makes Sora really jealous"
" Sure, but no like, making out and stuff, maybe I'd kiss you once, but nothing else" he said.
" Of course " she said. She smiled at him and he smiled back.
" Suki, Suki" Sora called. He heard music in her room.
Oh, well imagine, as Im pacing the pews in a church corridor and I cant help but to hear no I cant help but to hear and exchanging of words...
Sora walked in. She was dancing in a mirror singing into her brush
Oh, well in fact, well Ill look at it this way I mean technically our marrige is saved...
" Oh, hey Sora" she said. Then she turned off he radio. She set her brush on her dressor and sat down on her bed. " Whats up"
" We are landing in Atlantica soon. Do you know how to swim" he asked.
" Umm, no. Actually, I never learned" she said. " Why"
" Because, Atlantica is underwater, you have to swim. But I can teach you. I am your " BEST FRIEND"" he said in a squeaky baby voice.
Suki laughed. " Yeah, ok". Sora smiled then walked out of her room.
" Roxas, Roxas were are you" Namine called. She hadn't seen him since yesterday and she was worried. " Where are you " she called. Namine pushed open his door and saw him. He was still asleep in his bed. Apparently, the turbulance didn't bother him. She giggled and sat on the edge of his bed. She brushed a lock of hair off his head. He stirred. He blinked his eyes and looked up at her.
" Hey" he said. Roxas sat up.
" Hey, we are landing in Atlantica soon, so you might wanna get up" she said.
" Ok" he said. Namine smiled and got up. She walked out of the room.
" Poor Namine, what a shame she has to be taken" said Roxas in a voice not his own. His eyes glowed red again and he smiled. Then he blinked and they went back to normal.
Toshi Ama: I wonder if anyone has figured out what is up with Roxas...
Sora: OOH! OOH I HAVE! ( he raises hand and waves it)
Toshi Ama: Yes
Sora: Aliens have taken over his brain!
Riku: NO DING DONG!
Toshi Ama: Riku is right.
Riku: IN YOUR FACE
Sora: sniffle sniffle
Riku: Im sorry, hug?
Sora: OK
(Riku and Sora hug)
Toshi Ama: R&R OR DIE! And if you do, ILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER!