The Nero Amphitheater II: The Second Episode

"Welcome back everyone to another time at the Nero Amphitheater II UMU!" Nero (Caster) greets everyone with a dazzling smile with sparkles out of her eyes, as if she is using a spell special to Nero and only to Nero..

"Unfortunately..for today's performance we'll be watching through another reality since..the stage is undergoing repairs at this moment due to yesterday's performance..." She said the last part in a dark and depressive tone, remembering the costs for the damages made by Gilgamesh during and after his performance.

Luckily the 5th Holy Grail War Masters paid their part of the expenses with gemstones, although Nero was confused why Rin was sobbing in the background while Archer and the Red Haired master were comforting her.

Shaking her head, a screen the size of a movie theatre appears and is able to be seen by the audiences.

"Do not fret my beautiful audience! This will only be temporary. Fortunately someone personally agreed to fix the stage after today's viewing." Her smile became electrified to the point Tesla pulled out a Tesla Coil to absorb the energy from her smile before nodding in satisfaction.

She disappears after waving goodbye, the lights dim as the video is played..

The screen shows the inside of a large building with multiple chairs and tables facing towards the middle while at one of the ends of the room is a throne also facing the middle. Each table has some kind of name stand while the furniture themselves are a combination of melded cobblestone and wood, giving them a look of the past.

In a short time skip, the room begins to be filled with many lords and knights of the Kingdom of Logres.

"Welcome..to the first day of the new Parliament, forwarded by His Majesty King Arthur of the Britons. The Parliament Act that was signed a year previously has stated this day to be the first hosting of this new council." A scribe from a table beside the King's throne stands up and announces to the lords. "This first meeting starts..now. With HIs Grace's approval that is." The scribe turns to the King of Knights as said King nods in approval.

"Very well, our first topic on our agenda is about a standardised price and taxation system, proposed by Lord Quartz of the Saints." The scribe reads off from a book that is titled 'Agenda' before sitting down, as Lord Quartz begins his spiel on a new currency he dubbed as 'Saint Quartz'.

After Two hours of a long debate on the matter..

"..So I went to the market during a patrol as I was stationed there." The Knight of Red speaks out uncharacteristically calm, as if it were rehearsed multiple times. The figure standing with everyone else in the room was paying attention to the Horned Knight's words, however there are some Lords and Knights sleeping as the talks continue. "And looked at the prices.."

The Knight stops to take a moment before speaking out again.

"The price of foods in the rich portion of the market district of Camelot is greatly higher-"

"Isn't it the tavern, Sir Mordred?" The King's brother since childhood speaks out with a smirk, as if he were bored out of his mind for the entire political debates and decided to poke fun at a fellow knight.

Sir Bedivere is seen starting to sweat and begin a prayer..

"W-WHAT DID YOU SAY!" The Saber of Red yelled as she drew her blade and pointed it at her smirking co-worker. "T-THIS IS IMPUDENT! I HATH OUGHT TO-"

"I don't remember you saying that word before.." Sir Kay responds back with a curious look on his face.

"Y-YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE!" She roared, caught up in her anger as the knight shakes in anger.

"Sir Mordred." The King of Knights scolds the knight in a monotonely.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME! THEE WERE LIKE THIS SINCE I JOINED THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE!" The Horned Knight's voice becomes louder with a clear-cut case of increased anger that can be heard. "WANT TO PICK UP A FIGHT? ANYTIME MOTHER FU-"

"Sir Mordred, remember the no swearing clause." The King of Knights speaks back in the same detached voice.

"Sir Mordred! No need to be angry!" Sir Kay chuckles in amusement. "It was just an honest question from the rumours-"

"SCREW IT! SCREW THEE! FUCK YOU!" Mordred yelled as she charges at the Knight unexpectedly.

"Works every time..it was getting boring here.." Sir Kay muttered as he jumped back to draw out his blade before playing defensively against the Bull of Camelot.

"My Liege! T-they're destroying the parliament!" Sir Bedivere says worryingly as he looks at the carnage with many tables being destroyed, many Lords running away..

Although his eye would twitch when he noticed there are still some Knights and Lords still sleeping, as if the entire battle happening right in front of them isn't causing any noise what-so-ever.

"I cannot intervene Sir Bedivere." The King detachedly sighs. "As part of the Neutrality clause of the Parliament Act, I am not allowed favouring other political factions, Lords, and Knights when it is matters related with the administration. Although I am allowed to intervene on the basis of War."

The Knight of Loyalty sighs.

"I'll just sto-"

"I'LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR!" Mordred yelled as she slashes at her opponent's lower body. "LIKE DOES LION DOOR KNOCKERS HIS MAJESTY HAS! THAT WILL BE YOUR FAULT!" Fast-paced slashes would occur as Sir Kay desperately tried dodging the Saber of Red's attacks.

"Nevermind." Sir Bedivere sighs mournfully as the rest of the room is in pieces, similar to that of a certain Magus's room when an Archer first arrives in it. However the walls are field with holes, that goes the same for the floor.

The Theatre Screen fades to black as more sounds of a fight is heard before getting fainter and fainter, up until it stops.

In the audience, everyone's eyes were widened in bewilderment..however..

"TAKE THAT BACK!" Mordred launches herself and punches Sir Kay in the face before a brawl starts happening.

"Sir Mordred!" Her fellow Knights launch themselves at the duo before attempting to stop the Saber of Red from continuing the fight.

"This is improper for a Knight of the Round Table!" Sir Bedivere scolds her as she keeps sending more punches at her opponent.

The Screen stops after Artoria sighs before standing and walking towards the fight as it fades out into darkness.

N/A: This Episode is highly inspired by that Malaysian Parliament video on Youtube..and a bit of Bill Fagerbakke's performance in a movie.