This one is all Ratchet and there's no fighting.
Try to stay awake
R+R
Chapter 6: Know Your Enemy
It has been 3 weeks since the Marcadia attack.
Ratchet was sitting on the couch. His weapons were on their shelves, dusty from lack of use. Bags of chips, candy bar wrappers, and soda cans littered the floor around him. Clank walked into the dark room.
"Ratchet, what are you doing? You are supposed to be on patrol!"
"What's the point? The New Breed will just handle it like they handled the Thugs-4-Less assault on Aridia! And the Thugs-4-Less theft on Aquatos! And the acid pansies of Kalebos 3!"
Clank pouted and Ratchet felt guilt.
"Look, maybe I could get ready for patrol."
"Make sure you take a shower."
Ratchet did just that and 15 minutes later, he came out in a bath towel. The intercom rang out feedback.
"Will all members of the Starship Phoenix, please report to the bridge?"
Ratchet rushed into his Electrosteel armor and ran to the bridge.
"What's going on?"
"Relax. we finally got the profiles on the New Breed. Watch the holovid."
Sasha pointed to the holovid screen.
Name: Karth
Species: Granitian
Height: 7'2"
Weight: 325 pounds
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Profile: Ex-military, genetic experimentation, Superhuman strength and endurance, skin 100 times stronger than human flesh, causes seismic disturbances, dishonorably discharged from the Galactic Guard for unnecessary brutality.
Name: Thrax
Species: Snivelekian
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 198 pounds
Age: 30
Gender: unknown( inspector was mutalated)
Profile: former assassin,greatest twin bladesman alive today( killed all competition), naturally creates plasma for organic lasers, natural jet boosts, heightened senses.
Name: Dorg
Species: Blarg
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 226 pounds
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Profile??????
"Al, what happened?"
"Sorry commander, this part has been deleted from the profiles."
"Hey dudes, do you know that Dorg is one letter off from Dork."
Everyone turned to face Skidd.
"Whoever thought of that is a total idiot! HaHaHa."
From nowhere, an anvil fell on the laughing Skidd.
Everyone began to laugh.
If they would have known the future, they would have enjoyed this moment more.
Because for one of them...
It would be their last.
Final Thought- Ha! Take that, Skidd! Nobody insults the writer.
The last sentence is kind of ominous, huh?( use a dictionary, stupid)
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