Editor's Note- Finally, the fight I've been building towards this entire story! Or is it? This chapter has fighting, swearing, and homo-bashing. Review it anyway!

P.S. If you are a homosexual, please take no offense to this chapter because I wanted some useless humor. I do not stereotype any gay people with this.

Chapter 19: Confrontation

Ratchet stood on a sandy plateau. The landscape was filled with orange-red boulders and towers of rocks. Not a creature was stirring. An announcement was sent through all holovid frequencies, stating for the experiment known as Reznor to head for this area. A loud thud sounded behind him.

"I was wondering if you had the balls to show up. Or did they forget to build you some?"

"Big words coming from someone who knows he's going to die."

Ratchet was fingering the Amp nervously.

If this thing doesn't work, I'm dead.

"I'm not scared!"

"Then come prove it."

Ratchet pressed down on the chip and activated his Charge Boots. He rushed forward, fist raised and punched the freak straight in the chest, which sent him hurtling into a rock wall.

SMASH

Reznor came out with a singular scratch across his left cheek and a furious expression on his face. He then charged a plasma burst which he threw but Ratchet punched the ground which raised a rock sheet. The rock absorbed the blow.

"Rahhhhh!"

Ratchet lept into the air and kicked Bruce Lee style. Reznor raised his arms to defend himself from the onslaught. As the lombax landed, he grabbed a leg and spun like a top. Reznor was thrown through another plateau.

A crowd gathered on the outskirts of the battlefield, cheering and protesting. Among them was a hippie wearing tye-dye leather and a redneck wearing plaid.

"Stop this massacre now! Jesus Christ!"

"Shut up! This is better than drinking beer and kissing my sister!"

"It is inhumane to the species!"

"He is going to destroy the universe!"

"That doesn't matter but I still respect the decision of such a sexy man!"

The redneck then began to punch the s#!& out of the queer hippie.

"You're only hitting me because you love me!"

"Shut up, you f#$&!"

As the homophobic redneck beat the gay hippie to a red bloody pulp, a more relevant battle was going on.

Ratchet clapped his hands together, which sent orange shockwaves outwards.

BOOM

Reznor crashed into a wall but came out as strong as ever. An airborne Ratchet spun with wrenches in hand and slashed Reznor repeatedly.

SCRKKSKRKKSCRKKSCCRKKSCRKKSCRKKSCRKK

Reznor had gashes and wounds covering his body but he came back with demonlike determination. As Ratchet landed, he attacked with a spin kick.

THUD

He then checked a timer on his wrist--

5:26 minutes left--

I better finish this quick!

Ratchet clenched his fists together to charge energy within them and threw lots of bursts at the abobination.

ZZZTZZZTZZZTZZZTZZZTZZZTZZZTZZZTZZZTZZZTZZZT

A small crater had formed with Reznor in the center and he now had new scorch marks to match his other wounds. Ratchet combined his wrenches together and came down in a Hyper strike.

CRACK

Sadly, he only hit dirt as Reznor was now flying.

"You may have surprised me, worm but don't get used to it. It won't happen again."

Reznor flew towards the infinite vacumn of space and it turned out to be just in time. The orange glow dissipated and Ratchet pulled off his helmet.

"He's scared."

Final Thought- Well that was weird! But the gay beatdown was funny and useless! The next chapter will have no useful information but lots of useless humor.

Can you say NINJA SQUIRRELS!

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