"Last time on Total Drama Island," Chris recapped, "Twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers."
"It's our first challenge," Scott sneered with confidence. "How hard can it be?" An hour later, everyone was standing on the edge of a huge cliff. "I did NOT sign up for this!" Dave complained.
(cue intro)
Cameras appeared from everywhere, including a gopher's burrow and a squirrel's tree before a clapperboard was clapped.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine...
The scene moves past Chris and down from the cliff.
You guys are on my mind...
In the water, Shawn was swimming in the water when he was startled by a fish, making him pee his pants. The smell made the fish cough before floating upwards.
You asked me what I wanted to be...
On a surfboard, Dave was trying to coax a frightened Sky until they saw the dead fish. Sky clutched onto Dave's head, making his face turn red.
And now I think the answer is plain to see...
An eagle grabbed the fish and dropped it in the woods, where Dawn was meditating with some birds and squirrels.
I wanna be famous!
The animals started attacking Dawn, making her run off. Scott laughed at the scene until he saw Scarlett giving him an odd stare.
I wanna live close to the sun...
In a life raft floating towards a waterfall, Amy was scolding Samey until the twins fell off.
Well, pack your pags 'cause I've already won...
Lightning was lifting a log like a weight while he stood on a broken tree. Jasmine swung on a vine but accidentally knocked into him.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
The duo crashed into the outhouse, knocking Rodney outside.
I'll get there one day...
In the main lodge, Chef spooned some weird soup into Staci and Max's mouth to silence them.
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Brick and Jo were having an arm-wrestling competition but Jo pinned Brick's arm, making him wince in pain. Outside, Cameron was writing in a notebook as he sat on some steps to the beach.
Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na!
Sam was playing a video game on the dock until a yeti snatched it away. He tried to get it back but Dakota pulled the camera away.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
Dakota kissed the lens, which an intern wiped away. She posed as a few off-screen cameras snapped her picture. Some water was splashed onto her, which was revealed to be a giggling Sugar.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
The scene shifted to nighttime. Mike and Zoey were curled up by the campfire and were leaning in towards each other when Ella popped in between them and hugged them, to Zoey's confusion and Mike's annoyance. The scene zoomed out to show everyone else whistling the final notes of the theme song as they sat around the campfire.
(end intro)
Everyone was in their bathing suits as they stood on the huge cliff. Scarlett had an orange bikini with gray goggles, Amy and Samey had red one-pieces with cream-colored waves, Rodney had a pair of dark-blue trunks and a blue tank top, Jasmine had a white bikini with her fedora, Lightning had a pair of blue trunks that exposed his abs, Max had a pair of gray trunks with purple stripes, Staci had a pink one-piece with purple swirls and flip-flops, Scott had a pair of red trunks, Sam had a pair of orange trunks, Dawn had a lavender one-piece and Dakota had a pink-and-orange bikini. Zoey had a green one-piece, Cameron had a pair of mustard-colored trunks, Ella had a pink one-piece with a little tutu and a pink swim cap, Mike had a pair of green swim trunks and a white tank top, Jo had a gray one-piece, Sugar had a pink bikini with a blue star on the sides, Dave had a pair of teal trunks, Brick had his usual attire but with a white tank top, Shawn had a pair of orange trunks and his beanie, and Sky had a purple skirt, tank top and water wings. "Okay," Chris explained, "Today's challenge is threefold. Your first task is to jump off this 1,000 foot high cliff into the lake."
"Piece of cake," Jo boasted.
"If you look down, you will see two target areas. The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which we're pretty sure is shark-free."
"Excuse me?" Jasmine asked Chris.
"For each member of your team that jumps and actually survives," Chris continued, "There will be a crate of supplies waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies you'll need for the second part of the challenge: building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home. Let's see, Killer Bass, you're up first." However, everyone was hesitant. "Don't sweat it, guys," Sam assured the Bass. "I heard that these shows always make sure to test these so that they're survivable."
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The scene flashed back to Chris and an intern with red trunks and a sweatband on his head. "We need to test the stunts first," Chris told him. "You know that."
"But why me?" the intern asked.
"Because the intern scheduled to do this is in the hospital. Come on, you big chicken." Chris bawked like a chicken. "O-okay," the intern complied, "Just knock that off. I don't like chickens." He took a deep breath. "Tyler to the EXTREME!" he shouted before diving. He landed in the outer ring with a SPLASH! "Whoo! Made it!" Something came swimming towards him. "S-something brushed by my foot!" Tyler screamed. "Chris, something isn't right down here!" He was dragged underwater for a second, then he yelped as he dashed out as a shark tried to bite him. "Well," Chris decided, "That seems safe enough."
...
"I am NOT risking my neck for that," Amy spat out.
"Why not?" Sam asked.
"Hello! National TV! I'll get my hair wet."
"You're kidding, right?" Scarlett asked her.
"No, I get it," Dakota defended. "A girl has to maintain her hair the best she can."
"Yeah," Staci pitched in, "My aunt Clara is a beautician, and she told me it's hard work."
"Oh, you're jumping," Jasmine cut in as she stared at Amy.
"Says who?" Amy countered.
"Says me. I'm not losing this challenge because you got a little wet, you spoiled brat!"
"Back off, you garbage-wearing giant freak of nature!" Everyone began inching away from the girls. "Mall-shopping, teen-girl-reading, peaking in high school prom queen!" Jasmine shot back at Amy.
"At least I'm...popular," Amy smugly told her. Dakota and Lightning gasped at this. Samey, Rodney and Sam looked on in shock. "Meh," Scott shrugged, indifferent.
"You're jumping!" Jasmine declared.
"Make me!" Amy shouted back. Jasmine grabbed her and tossed her over the cliff. Amy screamed as she fell and landed in the safe zone. "You're just as horrible as Samey!" she spat out.
"I got you in the safe zone, didn't I?" Jasmine told her. "I just hope I can get there, too." She jumped off and landed in the safe zone next to Amy. "Nice!" Rodney cheered. "I'll go next!" He jumped next, but Jasmine winced as he hit a buoy. "You okay, mate?" she asked as she pulled Rodney out of the water. He got a dazed look in his eyes as he saw hearts around Jasmine.
Confessional: Rodney (Killer Bass)
"I've never felt this way around anyone before. What me and Jasmine have is special. It truly is love!"
End Confessional
"Hello?" Jasmine repeated as she waved a hand across Rodney's dazed face. A boy with blonde hair and a pink shirt drove the Boat of Losers over to the Bass in the water. "Come on, dudes," he told them. "Time to dry off."
"About time!" Amy complained as she swam over to the boat. More of the Bass dove into the water. "Sha-bam!" Lightning cried out as he fell.
"Not near the sharks!" Scott screamed as he waved his arms and fell. Dawn just fell silently. Samey looked onto the scene with worry. "I-I can't do it," Samey stammered.
"Scared of heights?" Chris asked her, and Samey nodded yes. "That's okay. Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken, so you'll have to wear this for the rest of the day." He put a chicken hat on Samey's head. "Really?" Samey asked. Chris just bawked like a chicken. "That means the chicken path down is that way," he instructed as he pointed to an escalator. "Next!"
"Yeah," Staci went on, "My great-great-great uncle was a famous cliff diver, so this should be easy." She jumped next. "Time to EVIL!" Max declared as he jumped next, though he hit a rock and spun into the safe zone.
"YEAH!" Sam cheered as he dove next. He ended up landing on his kiwis. "AHH!" he cried out in pain. The Bass and even the sharks winced at the sight. "AH!" Sam cried out again before sinking into the water.
"Hate to see that happen," Chris commented to Scarlett and Dakota.
"Poor Sam," Dakota moaned. "I'm not risking getting hurt!"
"You girls can chicken out if you want, but it might end up costing your team the win. And then they'll hate you."
"It's a calculated risk," Scarlett decided. "Considering one of the Gophers has floaties on, I doubt she'll jump. At worst, it'll end in a tie."
"Alright," Chris said as he put a chicken hat on Dakota and Scarlett's head. "Let's tally up the results. That's nine jumpers and three chickens. Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that, we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on."
"Sounds great!" Brick exclaimed.
"Alright, maggots," Jo ordered, "If we want those carts, everyone's going to jump. Chicken out, and you'll regret it."
"We might have a problem with that," Cameron said. He pointed to Sky, who was shuddering as she stared down the cliff.
Confessional: Sky (Screaming Gophers)
"I'm not scared of heights. I can easily do the rings at my school's gym. But I'm a little scared of the water."
End Confessional
"I ain't waiting on some prissy!" Sugar declared. She shoved Sky off the cliff. "Oh, no!" Zoey gasped. Sky shrieked as she plummeted into the safe zone. "I-I'm alive?" she wondered after she landed. "I'm really alive?! Yes!" Unknown to her, something was creeping by her leg. "It's not that bad," Sky told herself. "It's not-" She noticed a pair of eyes staring at her from under the water. "Mishipeshu!" she cried out in fright. She let out a shrill scream as she leaped onto the Boat of Losers and clutched onto the blonde-haired intern's head. "Can't...breathe..." he choked out. Dave looked down into the water and heard some laughter. Mike poked his head out of the water. "That was NOT funny!" Dave scolded.
"Yes, it was!" Mike chuckled. "I didn't peg her as the cowardly type. What are the rest of you waiting on? The water's nice and sharky! Unless you're here."
"Not helping!"
"I thought this would be an intellectual challenge," Cameron nervously told Chris.
"Yeah," Chris laughed. "No." Cameron screamed as he fell down the cliff. "WHOA!" Zoey yelled out as she fell next. Dave completely panicked as he fell next. "YEE-HAW!" Sugar cried out as she fell next.
"Look out below!" Jo shouted as she fell next. Ella hummed as she fell, though she landed outside the safe zone. "Paddle!" Zoey, Cameron and Dave shouted to her. Ella noticed the sharks charging at her. "Hey, there, little girl or fella," she sang, catching their attention, "If you help me to shore, that'd be mighty swella-ah-ah-ah!" The sharks were entranced by her singing and helped her to the beach. "Thank you so much, my finned friends!" Ella told them. Everyone stared at her in confusion, save for one blonde-haired girl.
Confessional: Sugar (Screaming Gophers)
"Oh, Sugar's on to Ella's nice-girl performance. She better watch her step. Nobody but me is winning this here pageant!"
End Confessional
"Let's do this," Brick told Shawn. He jumped off next and landed in the safe zone. "Okay campers," Chris announced as Shawn stood at the edge of the cliff, "There's only one person left. You guys need this jump for the win. No pressure, dude. Okay, there's pressure!" The Screaming Gophers were cheering Shawn on. Shawn just took a breath.
Confessional: Shawn (Screaming Gophers)
"I was a bit nervous. If there were zombies down there, they would've caught me off-guard."
Confessional: Scott (Killer Bass)
"I'm looking at this guy and thinking 'There's no way he's going to make it'."
Confessional: Sky (Screaming Gophers)
"I actually thought if he jumps this, that-that thing might get him."
End Confessionals
"Take a good run at it, buddy," Chris told Shawn. "You can do this!"
"Yeah, no pressure," Shawn breathed out as he readied himself to jump. "Just diving to my death here." Most of the Screaming Gophers and Killer Bass watched with interest. Shawn tightened his fists and his eyes shot open. Brick, Dave and Mike watched from the water. "Come on already!" Jo complained. Shawn took off running, to Chris's surprise, and jumped off the cliff. "WHOA!" he screamed as he plummeted towards the water. Brick, Dave and Mike smiled until they saw how fast he was coming. Shawn made a huge SPLASH in the safe zone, blasting everyone back with waves of water. "OH, YEAH!" he exclaimed. "Who's the man?!"
"Hooray!" Ella cheered.
"Yes!" Brick exclaimed.
"The winners!" Chris announced. "The Screaming Gophers!"
"Dave," Mike noted, "You have something on your face." Dave tried to pull something orange off his face. "Stupid seaweed," he grumbled.
"I don't think seaweed grows here," Mike told him, "Especially orange seaweed."
"Hey, guys?" Shawn spoke up from the water. "Anyone seen my trunks?" Most of the others moaned in disgust, and Dave panicked as he tried to pry the trunks off of his face.
(cue commercial)
"49 bottles of pop on the wall," most of the Screaming Gophers sang as they pulled their crates on their carts, "49 bottles of pop! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 48 bottles of pop on the wall!" The Killer Bass were struggling to move their crates. "Ow!" Dakota yelped. "I got a splinter!"
"Don't complain," Jasmine told her as she picked up her crate with little ease. "It'll only make the trip worse."
"Chicken," Scarlett scoffed as she walked past.
"Like you should talk!" Dakota argued. "You and Samey are wearing the same hats!"
"Fair point, mate," Jasmine noted.
"I've got to take a whiz," Scott said as he stopped pushing his crate.
"Now?" Scarlett asked. "But we're already behind."
"I have to go, too," Sam meekly spoke up. Scott ducked behind one bush while Sam got behind another. A fly flew near Dakota's bug, which she smacked. "Ow!" she moaned. "Bug bite at my eye!"
"Dakota, help!" Jasmine told her. The Screaming Gophers reached the campground. "We made it!" Zoey cheered.
"That was easy," Brick noted.
"Of course you would sound surprised," Jo teased.
"You boys done now?" Scarlett asked Scott and Sam in an annoyed tone.
"Jasmine," Dakota began as she held a hand over her eye, "You're the outdoors-y type. That bug wasn't poisonous, was it? I think my eye's swelling up from that bite."
"I can lend you a hand, if you want," Sam offered in a strained tone.
"Thanks, but are you okay? You sound like you're hurt."
"Fine. Just a bit itchy." The two pushed their crate forward. Back at the cabins, the Screaming Gophers were opening the crates with their teeth. "Remember," Chris told them, "You can only use your teeth to open the crates. I came up with that one."
"I got something," Shawn muffled as he held a rope in his mouth. The crate popped open. "YEOW! Rope burn!"
"You sure you're okay, Sam?" Dakota asked him as they pushed their crate.
"It feels like it's burning," Sam muttered. Dakota noticed the inflamed skin around Sam's shorts. "If you have to scratch," she began, "Then..." Sam had already begun to scratch. "You guys are way behind the other team," Chris told the Killer Bass as he drove up in his ATV. "Like, way behind. What's the problem?"
"His butt's itchy," Dakota answered as she turned around, showing her swollen eye.
"Oh, my boxers, that's bad!"
"Sam," Jasmine noticed as Sam scratched his butt, "Did you squat down when you peed in the woods?"
"Uh, yeah," Sam replied.
"Did you happen to notice what kind of plants you were squatting over?"
"They were kind of oval-shaped and green and all over the place."
"Were they low to the ground? About this big?" Sam nodded yes. "You squatted over poison ivy," Jasmine told him with a smirk. Sam started to panic. "Poison ivy!" he yelled out. "No!"
"No way!" Chris laughed. "That's awesome!" Sam rubbed his butt on the sand. "Any way you can help him?" Dakota asked Jasmine.
"Water's just over there," Jasmine pointed out.
"Look, guys!" Cameron called out. "I got wood!"
"I see a pool liner," Sky noticed, "And a few tools." She noticed Mike walking over. "You know," Sky began, "Dave told me the stunt you pulled in the lake."
"I wanted to...apologize for scaring you like that," Mike replied. "I didn't think your reaction would be that severe."
"Well...I doubt you would've known, since we've just met a short time ago."
"Hey, lovebirds," Jo cut in, "Less talking, more building. As team captain, I-"
"Hold on," Sky interrupted, "Who said anything about you being the team captain?"
"Settle it once we finish this challenge," Mike decided as everyone else gathered around. "Here's the plan. Jo, Brick and Sky, you start on the framework since you're the strongest here. Cameron and I will work on the heating system. Shawn, go find a close body of water. Everyone else can relay buckets of water to fill the hot tub."
"Sounds great!" Cameron agreed with enthusiasm.
"Will do!" Brick saluted.
"Whatever," Jo scoffed.
"Made it," Samey panted as she, Jasmine, Lightning and Dakota got their crates to the cabins.
"Aren't you guys missing someone?" Brick asked the group. Back at the water, Sam gave a sigh of relief as his bare butt was submerged. "He's getting a drink," Dakota fibbed.
"Yeah," Lightning teased, "If he drinks with his butt!"
"Hey, try to be considerate! He didn't know." Zoey noticed Dakota's swollen eye. "Are you okay?" she asked her.
"It's nothing," Dakota assured her.
"I think it's getting worse," Samey noticed.
"Shut up!" Dakota warned in a whisper. "Jasmine told me it'll be cleared up by tomorrow." Dawn stood on a crate as most of the Killer Bass made it back to camp. "It is not too late to win this," she assured the team. "For together, we have a chance at victory."
"Yeah," Staci rambled on, "My great-great uncle created the first hot tub. Before him, people had to take cold baths."
"Chit-chat aside," Jasmine declared as she stood up, "We have to build it now. I'll elect myself to take charge of this project."
"Why are we letting the giant lead?" Amy snarked. "I'm better at that!"
"I suggest you open the crates," Jasmine sternly ordered, intimidating most of the others. "Dakota, go fetch Sam. We'll need all hands on deck." The teams started constructing their hot tubs. Mike and Cameron were fixing the heating system while Jo hammered in some nails on the wall. "Where are the nails?" Amy complained as she and Samey put together the wood pieces. "I bet you stole them, Samey!"
"I-I-I didn't," Samey stuttered. The wood fell apart. Amy glared at Samey, who could only sigh. Sky passed a hammer to Brick, who hammered another nail into place. Meanwhile, Lightning and Scott fought over the hammer, which slipped out of their hands and hit Max in the crotch. Scarlett then unintentionally whacked him in the head with a plank of wood, making him fall over. Shawn, Zoey, Dave and Ella relayed buckets of water to fill the Screaming Gophers' hot tub. Meanwhile, Dakota tried to tape up some holes in the Killer Bass's hot tub. "Hope this works," she muttered.
"Didn't you use the nails?" Jasmine asked her.
"I looked, but I couldn't find any Tape's a good replacement, right?"
"Huh. I could've sworn we had nails." Unknown to them, Scott was smirking as he held a handful of nails.
Confessional: Scott (Killer Bass)
"We can't be winning. Winning will ruin my plan. That's why I took these." He held up the nails. "Yep, I'm as sharp as a-" He closed his fist, accidentally stabbing his hand with the nails. "AH! NAILS!"
End Confessional
Chris inspected the two hot tubs. He went to the Screaming Gophers first. "This is an awesome hot tub!" he declared, making the team cheer. Chris walked over to the Killer Bass's hot tub. He poked at the wood, which sprayed some water at his face. It eventually came apart. "Well," Chris announced, "I think we have a winner here. The Screaming Gophers!" The Screaming Gophers cheered at this while the Killer Bass gave looks of disappointment. "Gophers, you're safe from elimination and you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer! Bonus!" The team cheered again. "Killer Bass," Chris continued, "What can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight."
"We won!" Ella exclaimed with joy. "We get to stay for another three days!" She hugged Zoey and Sky. "WHOO-HOO!" Sugar cheered, though she was completely bare, to the girls' confusion. "We get to stay-ay! We get to stay-ay! I am so awesome! We won the contest!" She shoved Ella aside and hugged Zoey and Sky, much to their bewilderment. "Sugar!" Dave complained as he diverted his eyes. "Haven't you ever heard of the word 'decency'?!"
"One incident was more than enough," Mike added as he turned his head away. Back at the main lodge, the Screaming Gophers were eating at one table and the Killer Bass were eating at the other. "So what do we do now?" Dakota wondered.
"As I hate to do it," Jasmine replied, "We have to decide who to vote off."
"I think it should be between Princess, Smart Girl or Cheerleader," Lightning listed off as he pointed to Dakota, Scarlett and Samey.
"What?!" Dakota cried out. "Why?"
"You girls are the only ones wearing chickens on your sha-head."
"And EVIL prefers keeping the ones with some intelligence on his side," Max added as he pointed to Scarlett.
"And Samey has some strength to her," Jasmine defended.
"Y-you can't vote for me!" Dakota protested.
"Well, who would you pick?" Sam asked her. Dakota looked around a moment. "Him!" she decided as she pointed at Lightning.
"At least he jumped, Chicken Legs," Scott argued.
"Calm down," Jasmine told everyone. "Fighting will get us nowhere."
"Whatever. I'm going to bed." Scott walked off. "What about who we're going to vote off?" Dakota asked. "We have to decide before the bonfire tonight!"
"My great-great-great-great grandfather invented heating systems," Staci went on, to most of the team's annoyance, "Before him, people had to heat themselves with bonfires. And my great-great-great-great-great uncle created the first marshmallow. Before him, all you had in s'more was chocolate and graham crackers. So sad."
That night, the Killer Bass were sitting at the onfire ceremony. Jasmine, Samey, Amy, Lightning, Scott and Rodney were in the back row while Scarlett, Max, Dawn, Dakota, Staci and Sam were sitting in the front row. "Killer Bass," Chris began as he held a plate with 11 marshmallows on it, "At camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only 11 marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers. That means you're out of the contest. And you can't come back...ever. The first marshmallow goes to...Jasmine." Jasmine smiled as Chris placed a marshmallow on her stick. "Sam."
"Yeah!" Sam cheered. "Onto the next level!" He collected his marshmallow. "Dawn," Chris continued, "Scarlett, Lightning."
"Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered as he got his marshmallow.
"Scott," Chris continued, "Max, Rodney, Amy, Samey." Samey smiled as she collected the next-to-last marshmallow, to Amy's displeasure. "Campers," Chris told Dakota and Staci as he held up the last marshmallow, "This is the final marshmallow of the evening." Dakota and Staci looked on with worry. "..."
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"..." Chris raised his finger and went between Staci and Dakota. "...Dakota," he finally announced. Dakota let out a sigh of relief as Chris put the last marshmallow on her stick. "Aw," Staci moaned, "I was doing so good!"
"Can't say I'm shocked," Chris commented, "Going on about your family like that. Dock of Shame is that way." Staci got up and walked on the Dock of Shame with her luggage. She boarded the Boat of Losers and left the island. "The rest of you," Chris told the others, "Enjoy your marshmallows. You're all safe...for tonight."
Confessional: Dave (Screaming Gophers)
"Yep, this place still stinks. But now that I'm here, I might as well put in an effort to win."
End Confessional
"To the Screaming Gophers!" Brick rallied as he and some of the others relaxed in the hot tub.
"The Screaming Gophers!" Ella, Dave, Zoey and Cameron cheered. Sky and Mike stood outside the tub while Sugar danced. "Go, Gophers!" she cheered. "Go, Gophers!"
"Go, Gophers!" Jo and Shawn added as they joined in. "Go, Gophers! Go, go, Gophers!" The Killer Bass were walking back to camp. "Are you recording this?" Amy inquired as she turned to the camera. It zoomed in to her. "Good," she said. "They might enjoy their party, but I will emerge victorious. And no one will dare get in my way!"
Votes:
Voted for Staci: Dakota, Sam, Dawn, Samey, Max, Lightning, Jasmine, Scarlett
Voted for Dakota: Staci, Scott
Voted for Samey: Amy
Eliminated: Staci (9-2-1)
Here's episode 2! So, I bet you saw Staci's elimination coming. She didn't have much, so it was an easy choice to pick her as first boot. I built up some characters here, such as Scott and Dakota. Some others also took some of the original scenes, like Sam and the poison ivy.
Next episode will test everyone's stamina as they struggle to stay awake. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.