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Chapter 21: Hellos and Goodbyes

The Starship Phoenix was buzzing with activity as usual. Al was testing the teleporter to make sure it worked perfectly. Sasha and the others were discussing an issue in the bridge.

"How are we going to do this?"

"What do you mean?"

"How are we going to shoot him with the ray without him stopping it?"

"I could keep him busy!"

"But what if you got shot?"

"Like that could happen!"

Everyone turned to Ratchet with a "You're an idiot!" expression on their face. Ratchet stared at the ground in embarassment.

"Okay, where should we do this at?"

"Grelbin seems like the most logical place. No people. No weapons. Just a desert."

"Okay, any more questions?"

"I've got one. What if this doesn't work?"

Everyone had a grave expression on their face.

"Then we all die."

Two galactic rangers were moving the teleporter onto the dropship when one of them dropped their end."

"Son of a Qwark!"

"Sorry G-17!"

"You are such a klutz, Q-76!"

"Why do you have Playgirls in your locker?"

As the two rangers beat the robotic piss out of each other, Sasha and Ratchet were saying their farewells in each others arms.

"Please come back alive."

"I will."

"Say it!"

"I will come back alive."

"Ok, let me give you a proper sendoff."

"What does that mean-- Oh, I get it!"

The two moved to Sasha's bedroom and Clank was talking to Qwark and Skrunch.

"Here, take this."

He held out a small sphere with 6 buttons scattered over it.

"What is it?"

"It's a security measure."

Clank still had a puzzled expression on his face.

"Its a Hyper-grenade. If things start going south, pus a button and throw."

"Do you think we will have to use this?"

"You can't be too careful."

Clank move towards the dropship.

"Clank, good luck."

Clank saluted the captain and moved onto the dropship.

Everyone was onto the dropship and the crew was saying their last goodbyes.

"Bye guys!"

"You can do it!"

"Bring me back a souvenir!"

"Take his freakin head off!"

The door closed and it zoomed off into space.

Final Thought- Told ya it was useless!Ohhhh! Ratchet and Sasha doing some XXX stuff! Yeah. Two chapters left.

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