"Last time on Total Drama Island," Chris recapped, "22 campers arrived and learned that they'll be spending the next eight weeks at a crusty old summer camp. The campers were faced with their first challenge: jumping off a cliff into shark-infested waters. And while most campers took the plunge, a few were forced to wear the dreaded chicken hat. At the campfire ceremony, it all came down to two campers. Dakota mainly came for fame and she refused to jump, and Staci managed to annoy most of the contestants with her far-fetched stories about her relatives. In the end, the first camper voted off Total Drama Island was Staci, proving that boasting about family and reality TV don't really mix. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight on Total...Drama...Island!"

(cue intro)

Cameras appeared from everywhere, including a gopher's burrow and a squirrel's tree before a clapperboard was clapped.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine...

The scene moves past Chris and down from the cliff.

You guys are on my mind...

In the water, Shawn was swimming in the water when he was startled by a fish, making him pee his pants. The smell made the fish cough before floating upwards.

You asked me what I wanted to be...

On a surfboard, Dave was trying to coax a frightened Sky until they saw the dead fish. Sky clutched Dave's head, making his face turn red.

And now I think the answer is plain to see...

An eagle grabbed the fish and dropped it in the woods, where Dawn was meditating with some birds and squirrels.

I wanna be famous!

The animals starting attacking Dawn, making her run off. Scott laughed at the scene until he saw Scarlett giving him an odd stare.

I wanna live close to the sun...

In a life raft floating towards a waterfall, Amy was scolding Samey until the twins fell off.

Well, pack your bags 'cause I've already won...

Lightning was lifting a log like a weight while he stood on a broken tree. Jasmine swung on a vine but accidentally knocked into him.

Everything to prove, nothing in my way...

The duo crashed into the outhouse, knocking Rodney outside.

I'll get there one day...

In the main lodge, Chef spooned some weird soup into Staci and Max's mouth to silence them.

'Cause I wanna be famous!

Brick and Jo were having an arm-wrestling competition but Jo pinned Brick's arm, making him wince in pain. Outside, Cameron was writing in a notebook as he sat on some steps to the beach.

Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na!

Sam was playing a video game on the dock until a yeti snatched it away. He tried to get it back but Dakota pulled the camera away.

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

Dakota kissed the lens, which an intern wiped away. She posed as a few off-screen cameras snapped her picture. Some water was splashed onto her, which was revealed to be a giggling Sugar.

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

The scene shifted to nighttime. Mike and Zoey were curled up by the campfire and were leaning in towards each other when Ella popped in between them and hugged them, to Zoey's confusion and Mike's annoyance. The scene zoomed out to show everyone whistling the final notes of the theme song as they sat around the campfire.

(end intro)

It was the next morning. Chris was walking by the cabins. He blew an air horn into his megaphone, startling everyone awake. "OW!" Dave complained as he bumped his head on the bed. "It's 7 in the morning!" He stormed to the window. "Do I look like a farmer?!"

"I live on a farm," Rodney, dressed in a red-and-black plaid pajama set, pointed out as he walked outside.

"Brick's alarm clock would've woken you up later," Cameron pointed out to Dave. "I saw him set it to around 7:15." Dave could only moan. Soon, everyone was dragging themselves out of bed and standing in front of the cabins. Mike was fiddling with a medallion before pocketing it. Max snickered as he tried to go near it, but Mike noticed him and snapped his teeth close to where Max's hands were. "Do not touch, pickpocket!" Mike growled.

"Morning," Chris greeted the drowsy campers. "Hope you slept well."

"Hi, Chris," Amy waved. "You look pretty buff in those shorts."

"I know. Okay, I hope you're all ready because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute!"

"But what about breakfast?" Sugar asked with bitterness. "I need food!"

"Oh, you'll get breakfast, Sugar...right after you complete your 20 kilometer run around the lake!"

"Is that the best your feeble mind can come up with?" Max scoffed. "That is no match for EVIL such as myself!" He laughed but it ended in a cough. "Shut up, Max!" Jasmine scolded in a whisper. "Otherwise, you might get the same fate as Staci."

"EVIL does not have to listen to you, Jasmine." Max tried to do a karate chop but fell over. "You have 30 seconds," Chris told the campers.

Confessional: Dakota (Killer Bass)

"Like, what is Max's deal with being evil? Is it some sort of act? If it is, it's not a good one. The only 'evil' act I saw him doing was replacing the salt with onion powder. That so does not count!"

End Confessional

"Okay, runners!" Chris announced as everyone stood at a starting line. "On your marks, get set, go!" Some like Jo and Lightning dashed ahead while others like Sam slowly followed behind. Some time later, most of the campers were still running ahead while others slowed their pace to a walk. "How much longer is it?" Dave moaned. Shawn, Jasmine and Rodney ran ahead. "You mind?" Dakota told Dave. "I don't like it, but I'm not wasting my time complaining." Up ahead, Jo and Lightning were racing each other.

Confessional: Jo (Screaming Gophers)

"There is no way I'm letting Jockstrap beat me in a race. I am the best one here, and everyone else will get crushed."

End Confessional

Dakota nearly tripped over Sam as he drank from the stream. "Sorry, Sam," she apologized.

"Can't...catch...breath," Sam panted between sips. "Must...have...condition."

"It's called 'overeating'," Amy scolded as she and Samey walked past. "Look into it."

"Sam's just a little...big-boned," Dakota defended.

"Pick it up, people!" Chris yelled as he drove past on a motorcycle. "If you're not back by dinnertime, you don't eat!"

"I'm starting to not like Chris," Dakota muttered. She helped Sam to his feet. "Here," she offered.

"Wow," Sam breathed out. "Thanks."

Confessional: Sam (Killer Bass)

"The coolest girl on the island actually talked to me! Yeah! Ah, I just wish I could've made a better impression."

Confessional: Dakota (Killer Bass)

"I think Sam seems like a pretty nice guy. I wish Amy or Samey, I can't tell which is which, could watch the insults. A year back when I was filming for a movie, I told one of the stage designers how horrible his zebra-print tuxedo looked, and he got so upset that he dumped a bucket of worm-filled dirt on my head! Daddy fired him after that. It did seem a bit unfair, though."

End Confessionals

Jo and Lightning slid to a stop once they reached the main lodge. "Oh, yeah!" Jo cried out in victory. "Sorry you had to lose to a girl."

"What girl?" Lightning wondered, confused. "Lightning didn't lose, brah. Lightning never loses!"

"Are you blind?! I won!"

"No, I did!"

"Guys?" Sky spoke up as she and Brick entered the main lodge. "I think you're both wrong."

"What you talking about, girl?" Lightning asked. Brick simply pointed toward a wall. Jo and Lightning turned to see Mike was upside down and pinned to the wall by one of Chef's knives. He held a small steak in his jaw. "How the heck did a scrap like you beat an athlete like myself?!" Jo angrily asked him. Mike muffled something. "Protein!" Lightning exclaimed as he noticed the steak. He tried to reach for it, but Mike growled at him as he came closer. Lightning pulled away in confusion, then reached for the steak again. Mike growled again, and Lightning pulled his hand back again. "That's it!" he declared. "Lightning wants that steak!" He made a grab for the steak, and the others winced as they heard a blow land. Mike managed to rip the cuff of his pants free from Chef's knife and land on the ground next to a dazed Lightning. "Paws off, Bolt Breath," he scolded after he took the steak out of his mouth.

"You okay, Lightning?" Brick asked with concern.

"He'll be fine. A jock like him can shake off a punch."

"Mike..." Sky began with a touch of anger. Lightning soon got to his feet. "Huh?" he wondered as he rubbed his head. "Did the building fall on me?"

"You're kidding, right?" Mike asked him.

"Uh...hey, steak!" Lightning tried to grab the steak but Mike stopped him with a gut punch. "I am NOT sharing!" Mike barked. "Now leave me alone!" Sky looked on with concern while Jo smirked.

Confessional: Jo (Screaming Gophers)

She laughed. "I can't believe Jockstrap got pummeled by that runt! And while he was vunerable, no less!"

Confessional: Sky (Screaming Gophers)

"Mike really needs to curb that temper of his. That's the second time he went after Lightning over virtually nothing!"

End Confessionals

Soon, most of the other campers arrived at the main lodge. "Clear a table, STAT!" Shawn yelled out as he carried a passed-out Cameron on his shoulders. Dave and Zoey collapsed at the door. "We made it," Zoey panted. Shawn did some chest compresions on Cameron as Mike and Brick watched on. The boy came to, and he puked on Mike's shirt. "Sorry," he moaned. "I'm not used to such exercise."

"So we noticed," Mike commented as he wiped the puke off his shirt.

"What took you so long?" Amy complained as Samey dragged herself to the main lodge. "We just lost the challenge!"

"I-I'm sorry," Samey stammered.

"Makes sense your lazy butt would cause us to lose eventually!"

"If they lost," Dave reasoned, "That means we won the challenge!" The Screaming Gophers cheered. "Whoa, there," Chris interrupted. "Hold your horses, guys. That wasn't the challenge."

"What did he just say?" Dave asked. Samey let out a sigh of relief. "Who's hungry?" Chris asked as a curtain was pulled back, revealing a buffet of food.

Confessional: Dave (Screaming Gophers)

"After a whole week of brown slop, I almost cried when I saw that buffet."

Confessional: Sugar (Screaming Gophers)

"All that yummy chow, and all for me! Mama says I've got the stomach of a raccoon, probably from eating all that raccoon. Guess you are what you eat!"

End Confessionals

Soon, the buffet was devoured and the campers had full stomachs. "Didn't you get something to eat?" Zoey asked Mike.

"Steak," Mike muffled between bites.

"You mind chewing with your mouth closed?" Dave scolded. "You look like an animal."

"You did cook the steak, right?" Shawn asked. Mike only smiled in response, showing a few teeth stained red. "I think I got my answer," Dave moaned as his cheeks turned green. He gagged a bit before running off. Shawn looked at Mike, who only shrugged his shoulders in confusion. "Okay, campers!" Chris announced. "Time for part two of your challenge!"

"I thought eating was the second part," Ella said, puzzled.

"What more could you want from us?" Sky asked.

"Haven't we been through enough?" Dakota moaned.

"Um, let me think about that," Chris replied. "No. It's time for the Awake-A-Thon!"

"The what-a-thon?" Zoey asked.

"Don't worry. This is an easy one. The team with the last camper standing wins invincibility."

"So the 20 kilometer run and the buffet were to make it more difficult to retain consciousness?" Scarlett inquired.

"That's right."

"Pretty smart," Jo admitted.

"Move, move, MOVE!" Everyone began filing out of the cabins. "Hey, Shawn," Jasmine nudged, "How long before everyone's out cold?"

"An hour, give or take," Shawn estimated. The duo noticed Sugar drooling as she left. "Maybe less," Shawn added. Soon, it was twelve hours into the competition and everyone was at the bonfire pit. "We're now twelve in with all 21 campers still wide awake," Chris narrated.

"Stay awake for twelve hours!" Sugar hollered as she danced. "Easy-peesy!" She collapsed and fell asleep, leaving the total 10-8 Killer Bass.

Confessional: Jasmine (Screaming Gophers)

"The Awake-A-Thon was definitely one of the most brutal things I have ever done in my life. And that's saying something."

End Confessional

"Man, this is so boring!" Jasmine yawned.

"It's nothing new to me," Shawn told her. "I had to stay up for days on end to keep my eyes peeled for zombies."

"Oh, I hear you, mate." Jasmine laughed a bit. Jo looked on with interest.

Confessional: Jo (Screaming Gophers)

"If I'm going to get to the finale, I need an alliance. Someone who will vote with me or will be useful to shove under the bus. And they'll have to follow orders without question."

End Confessional

"What are you doing, cadet?" Mike asked Brick as he saw him standing on his head.

"Trying to get the blood to rush to my head," Brick replied. "It'll help me stay awake."

"May I try?" Ella asked.

"Perfect," Jo quietly said. "Brick and Ella, front and center!"

"Sir, yes, sir!" Brick saluted, but he ended up falling over. Soon, the trio were huddled by a seperate area. "I have a strategy to get me and two others into the Final Three," Jo began, "And you two have just been drafted."

"Oh, how wonderful!" Ella cheered.

"Are you suggesting an alliance?" Brick asked.

"No, wise guy," Jo snapped, "I'm suggesting a tea party!"

"Even better!" Ella gushed. Jo put a hand over her mouth. "Shut it and listen," she told them. "This is a big deal and not to be taken lightly. I'm putting my trust in you, and trust is a two-way street." Brick and Ella nodded. "So you'll do whatever I say?" Jo asked.

"Yes!" Ella excitedly replied.

"Yes, ma'am," Brick agreed.

Confessional: Ella (Screaming Gophers)

"Eee! I'm going to the Final Three! I'm going to the Final Three! I wonder what will happen then."

End Confessional

"What are you guys talking about?" Mike asked as he walked over to Brick, Ella and Jo.

"I was just telling Brick here that I can whip Princess here into shape," Jo fibbed.

"I don't remember hearing that," Brick argued. Jo kicked him in the shin to silence him. Mike stared at them for a moment. "She'd be better off in my hands," he told Jo. "I can train anyone."

"Anyone?" Jo countered with a smirk. "How about Bubble Boy?" Mike turned to see Cameron reading a book. "How to do a push-up," he read. "Step one: lie on the ground. Step two: push up." He tried to repeat the action but ended up collapsing. "Even him," Mike told Jo.

"How about we make this interesting?" Jo smugly added. "If he does well in the next physical-indearing challenge, I'll owe you. If not, you owe me."

"You're on." Mike walked off. "Are you sure about that?" Brick whispered to Jo. "I don't trust him enough to make a bet with him."

"Relax," Jo assured him. "We're bound to have another physical challenge soon. He won't be able to train him in time."

Confessional: Mike (Screaming Gophers)

"Something tells me Jo's going to be a problem down the road, but if I can get her in my debt, that'll really come in handy. Besides that, I can see the potential in Cameron."

End Confessional

As Mike was walking towards Cameron, the medallion in his pocket slipped out. Scott noticed this and swiped it off the ground. He then slips it into a sleeping Max's pocket. "Didn't that belong to Mike?" Ella asked him as he sat back down.

"Oh, Mike?" Scott feigned. "I thought it belonged to Max. I assumed Mike took that silly necklace from him." Ella stared at him for a moment. "That's nice of you to return it," she gushed.

"No problem, princess," Scott chuckled.

(cue commercial)

It was getting close to the 24 hour mark. Dave and Dawn had dozed off alongside Max and Sugar. Sky was trying to jog in place to stay awake. Rodney was watching the twins when he saw a bear swipe them away. He screamed, startling them. "Congratulations, campers," Chris announced. "You've made it to the 24 hour mark. Time to take things up a notch." He pulled back a sheet, revealing a stack of books. "Fairy tales."

"Oh, he's not serious," Jasmine complained. Chris picked up a book as Chef, dressed in a lamb costume, played a harp, earning a few snickers. "Once...upon a time," Chris droned, "There was inside this boring kingdom..." Scarlett let out a yawn. "A boring village. And inside this boring, sleepy village..." Dakota struggled to keep her eyes open. "Filled with very boring children, who did very boring things..." Ella eventually dozed off. She dreamed about sheep hopping over a harp, with the last sheep being Chef. She was awoken by Sugar farting in her face, making her cough and keeping everyone awake. Soon, the campers saw a male intern with a white cap, dark skin and a leotard do a ribbon twirl dance. The 'Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies' played as he twirled around and scattered some pixie dust, making the campers yawn. Rodney tried tying himself to a tree but got hit with the pixie dust, making him doze off. The tree ended up falling on him. "Timber," Mike teased.

"How much...longer...do I have...to do this?" Cameron panted as he ran on a log.

"Until I say you're done. If you want to last, you need a little bit of brawn on your side, not just brains. Now, run, Hamster. Run!" Cameron puked on Mike's shirt. "Again?!" Mike complained. "That's the fourth time you've done that!" Cameron fell off the log and dozed off. "Fine," Mike sighed. "You can get a break while I clean up." It soon reached the 40 hour mark.

Confessional: Sky (Screaming Gophers)

"I figured if I kept moving, I could outlast all of them. I just needed to keep my eye on the ball."

End Confessional

Only Scott, Scarlett, Jasmine, Samey and Sam were awake on the Killer Bass team, while Shawn, Mike, Sky and Jo were awake for the Screaming Gophers. "Pathetic," Jo scoffed as she saw Ella and Brick sound asleep on the ground.

"Favorite song?" Jasmine asked Shawn. "Uh, what about your favorite color?"

"Why should I tell you my personal info?" Shawn whipped back.

"I'm just trying to get to know the people here. Is that so wrong?" Shawn let out a yawn. "Don't doze off yet," Jasmine warned. "Um, what about your favorite movie moment?"

"You won't get my brains, zombie," Shawn told her as he waved his arms.

"Snap out of it, mate. The zombies won't get to you here. I won't let them."

"Really?"

"Yeah, sure." The two shared a smile. Jasmine noticed Samey nervously pacing around. "Why don't you join us, Samey?" she offered.

"If-if you insist," Samey stuttered as she sat down next to them. She let out a yawn. "You can rest if you want to," Jasmine told her.

"Are you sure?" Samey nervously asked. "We need to..." She let out another yawn. "Stay...awake..." She collapsed and fell asleep. "Why invite her over here?" Shawn asked Jasmine.

"She needed a shoulder to lean on for a bit," Jasmine replied. "After seeing Amy's attitude, I felt bad for Samey." The duo went wide-eyed as they saw Lightning, completely naked, walking past them and into the woods. "Good thing Samey dozed off, huh?" Jasmine muttered.

Confessional: Lightning (Killer Bass)

"Man, that buffet was sha-licious! All that turkey...I heard it makes you drowsy and sleepwalk, but that's just a myth! Lightning don't sleepwalk."

End Confessional

Jasmine and Shawn noticed Dakota and Sam snoring in harmony. "How can those two be in sync like that?" Shawn wondered aloud.

"Maybe they were meant for each other," Jasmine suggested. "Stuff like love works in weird ways." The two shared a laugh but Shawn caught himself.

Confessional: Shawn (Screaming Gophers)

"I don't dig the friend stuff going on here. Comfortable people let their guard down. Pff, hello! Might as well put a bowl of brains and a sign that says 'Zombies Eat Free'!"

End Confessional

Mike walked over to an asleep Cameron. "Wake up!" he shouted, startling him awake.

"Mike, I'm already out of the challenge," Cameron yawned.

"But you've still got some training to do. We've worked on your speed some. Now we'll work on your reflexes." Mike picked up some walnuts and acorns on the ground. "Just dodge the nuts coming at you," he explained to Cameron. "And to motivate yourself, act like your life depends on it."

"Why?" Cameron asked. Mike threw an acorn at a tree branch hard enough to slice the branch off. "How about because it does?" he replied as Cameron got a worried look. Cameron screamed as he ducked at the incoming nuts, with one of them hitting him in the head and knocking him out. "I have my work cut out for me," Mike muttered.

Over on the cliff, Lightning had sleepwalked to the ledge. He was about to walk off when he turned around, though he fell off a moment later.

At the 51 hour mark, Jasmine and Shawn noticed Scarlett standing perfectly still. "Look at her," Jasmine noticed. "She's like a statue. She hasn't moved in over fifty hours!"

"Maybe she's sleeping with her eyes open," Shawn suggested. "I heard your brain still takes in info and alert your brain to wake you up when there's danger. Pretty handy during a nighttime zombie attack, or if you fall asleep riding your bike."

"I'll have to remember that." Jasmine turned to Scarlett. "Hello? HEY! Okay, that concentration is impressive." She tapped Scarlett's face but she was surprised to see her open her eyes. "Her eyelids are painted!" Sky noticed. "I saw it!"

"Shut up," Chris gasped. "Oh, I've got to see this!" He noticed the paint over Scarlett's eyelids. "That is so cool," he told her, "But you're still out." Scarlett let out a groan once he turned his back.

On a waterfall, the salmon were swimming upstream, along with a still-asleep Lightning.

It soon reached the 85 hour mark. Amy was putting an asleep Samey's hand into a glass of water. "Look at that!" she laughed. "Samey peed her pants!" Samey woke up and noticed the stain on her skirt, and she quickly covered it up. Sam and Dakota woke up a little later. Dave was kissing a squirrel's tail when he jolted awake. "Squirrel germs!" he panicked. "Squirrel germs on my mouth!"

"I'd kill for some coffee right now," Jasmine moaned as she, Shawn and Scott sat near the stumps.

"What is the matter with you people?" Chris asked before taking a sip of his coffee. "Come on, fall asleep already!"

"You gotta hook me up," Jasmine moaned as she grabbed Chris's leg. "I'll even eat the grinds."

"Alright," Chris declared as Jo and Mike walked over. "You five stay with me. The rest of you, go and get a shower, for heaven's sake! You stink." Dave immediately bolted while Samey followed behind. "I didn't want it to come to this," Chris began. "I said that to Chef Hatchet last night. I said 'Chef, I don't want it to come to this'. But darn it, these campers are tough! And so, I've come up with the most boring, sleep-inducing activity I can find."

"Bring it, Chris," Jo challenged. Chris pulled out a large book. "'The History of Canada'," he read. "A pop-up book. Chapter one: the beaver. National symbol and a 'dam' fine hat." Shawn, Jo and Jasmine groaned at the corny pun.

In the woods, three beavers were patting some sticks together to construct a dam, though they included Lightning in it.

Back at the campfire, Jo had fallen asleep. "Ugh, how boring," Jasmine yawned. "Right, Shawn?" She noticed Shawn was snoring and sleeping with his eyes open before he fell over. "Don't...leave me," Jasmine moaned before falling asleep as well.

"Time for a bathroom break," Chris offered. "Any takers?"

"I've held it this long," Scott shrugged as he tried to hold in his pee. "I could go all day."

"Can you hold it for another ten chapters?" Mike challenged.

"You've got five minutes," Chris told Scott, "As long as you mind a little company."

"Just stay out of the stall," Scott told the cameraman.

"I hope this ends soon," Mike grumbled. "I've got a problem to take care of soon."

"Scott?" the cameraman asked. "You in there, man?" He opened the stall door, and Scott was asleep on the toilet. He passed a slip of paper to Chris. "And we have news!" Chris announced. "It looks like Scott's taking a dive on the can, which means the official winner of the Awake-A-Thon is...Mike!" He held up Mike's arm. "The Screaming Gophers win!"

"Can I leave now?" Mike bitterly asked as he pulled his arm back. "I have a thief to flush out." Meanwhile, Jasmine was walking back to the cabin. "Hey, girl," she told Samey when she saw her. "Sorry I didn't win it."

"It's fine," Samey sighed. "Though I guess it means I'm going home tonight."

"Now why would you go thinking that?"

"Well-" The girls heard a CRASH coming from the cabin, and they ran over to check it out. "What's going on?" Jasmine demanded.

"Where is it?!" Mike screamed as he tossed out some of the Killer Bass's stuff. "Where is it?!"

"What 'it' are you talking about?" Sam asked.

"Don't play coy! I already searched by the campfire and in the Gopher cabin, so I know one of you Bass took it! No one goes anywhere until I get back what's rightfully mine!" Mike continued to ransack the Killer Bass cabin. "Okay," Dakota began, "Whoever took whatever Mike's looking for better cough it up before our cabin's destroyed."

"Someone pretty evil must've pulled this off to mess with our heads," Scott noted.

"They would?" Sam wondered.

"It's a reality show. People will do stuff like that."

"Indeed," Max declared. "And the evil lurking among you is none other than ME!" As he laughed, Mike's medallion fell out of his pocket. "What's this useless piece of jewelry?" he wondered as he picked it up.

"I knew it!" Mike shouted as he poked his head out the window. "I should have known the purple pickpocket stole it! Cough it up, Max!"

"Why should I-?" Max protested.

"NOW!" Mike screamed as he tossed a water ski at him, piercing the ground. Dawn grabbed the medallion and gave it back to Mike as he stormed out of the cabin. "Help me," Max squeaked as the boy glared at him.

"No need to cause a fight, buddy," Scott assured Mike. "We'll take care of him tonight."

"You better," Mike warned before stomping off. The others took a look at the damage inside the cabin. "Everything looks obliterated," Scarlett noted.

"Our cabin was almost destroyed because of some stupid joke of yours?" Jasmine asked Max in a threatening tone. Max just shrank up. "Uh, guys?" Sam wondered. "Anyone seen Lightning?"

"Here he is," the intern from earlier, now wearing a green shirt and gray shorts, replied as he dragged the asleep Lightning to them. "Found him by the caves. Though you might wanna get some clothes on the dude."

"Why?" Amy wondered. Lightning woke up and stood up. "Huh?" he mumbled. "What's that breeze?" Dakota tossed a towel over his face. "What's that for, dude?" he complained.

"Because you'll need it to cover yourself, dude," Dakota countered. Lightning gasped when he looked down and noticed he was completely naked. He rushed into the cabin with the towel, with most of the Killer Bass laughing at him.

Later that night, the Killer Bass were at the campfire ceremony. Jasmine, Lightning, Dakota, Sam, Scott and Rodney were in the back row while Samey, Amy, Dawn, Scarlett and Max were in the front row. "You've all cast your votes and made your decision," Chris began as he carried a plate of ten marshmallows and put it on a stump. "There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers and leave. And you can't come back...ever. The first marshmallow goes to Scott." Scott smirked as he grabbed his marshmallow. "Jasmine, Dakota, Sam, Scarlett, Rodney, Dawn, Amy, Lightning. Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening." Samey and Max got a worried look. "..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Samey." Samey let out a breath as she collected the last marshmallow. "Max, the Dock of Shame awaits," Chris told him.

"Who needs this stupid show anyway?" Max scoffed. "I guess this island couldn't handle the TRUE EVIL that is me!" He gave an evil laugh. "DJ, get this weirdo out of here," Chris ordered. The intern picked up Max by his shirt and carried him to the Dock of Shame. "Have a good night's sleep tonight," Chris told the Killer Bass. "You're all safe."

Confessional: Jasmine (Killer Bass)

"I tried to warn the little guy to knock that whole 'evil' joke off, but he didn't listen and got himself kicked off. I hope we don't have any more losses or more of my team will get the boot."

Confessional: Scott (Killer Bass)

"Yeah, I knew that stupid necklace was Mike's. I just planted it with that dweeb to get him kicked off. And if we had won, Mike would've been kicked off. Man, messing with these dweebs is really fun."

End Confessionals

DJ tossed Max and his luggage on the Boat of Losers. "Bye, man," DJ waved as the Boat drove off. Max got to his feet. "Tey shall rue the day they decided to cross me," he declared. "I shall invoke my REVENGE!" He gave an evil laugh but ended up choking on a bug.

Votes:

Voted for Max: Jasmine, Scott, Dakota, Sam, Dawn, Lightning, Samey, Scarlett

Voted for Samey: Max, Amy

Eliminated: Max (9-2)

Episode 3 is finished! So, Max didn't have much except for a bit of comedy. Still, I didn't feel right making him first boot, so he's the second boot. Plus, he's a victim of Scott's. Pretty clever play from the schemer, huh?

Did you notice that Jo made the first alliance with Ella and Brick? Just how might it play out? Wait and see.

Some of the others took some of the original scenes, like Jasmine and Shawn starting to bond and Lightning and the sleepwalking.

I also made a Stoked reference with one of the scenes. Can you guess it?

Next episode everyone will try to avoid the painful weapon that is the dodgeball. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.