Editor's Note- Hello readers! This is finally it! Who will reign supreme? The trigger-happy lombax or the biological terror? You will have to keep reading to find out.

P.S. I am sorry this entry is so late but I can't stop playing Kingdom Hearts 2. Heck, I'm playing it right now!


Chapter 23: Ragnorak Part 2

The orange-red landscape was littered with boulders and plateaus. The dark red sky sparked with purple lightning throughout. On the ground, however, a war was raging.

Reznor was flying forward at mach speeds, firing plasma bursts with both hands, and Ratchet was leaping backwards, zigzagging and counterattacking when possible.

Attacks were exchanged without much effect.

"What's the matter, Ratchet? You running out of juice?"

Ratchet replied by backflipping into a wall, bouncing off, and ramming the creature with his shoulder. Both of them were sent crashing through a wall with a boom.

CRACK

Rachet got up first with an effort and walked over to Reznor with wrenches extended. As he raised a wrench, he noticed an eyelid move.

"Oh, crud,"

With unknown agility, Reznor slashed Ratchet's helmet off. Ratchet grabbed his right eye in pain and the beast capitilized with a backhand strike.

Ratchet was sent hurtling through the air for a mile and crashed into the hard surface of the planet.

"Are you okay?"

Ratchet moved his hand to reveal his eye cut in half.

"Have any Nanotech?"

Clank pulled out a regular orb and placed it on the injured eye. It healed instantly.

"Let's get back to the fun."

He jumped out of the crater and scanned the horizon for his enemy. He quickly saw him soaring downward with a look of extreme hate on his face. Jumping 50 feet off the ground, Ratchet flipped over Reznor's back and threw him towards the ground.

The creature extended his wings, which slowed him down considerally. As Ratchet glided down, Reznor concentrated on a nearby boulder.

He hurled the boulder towards the lombax, who chopped it in half. With a snarl on his face, he sent a hologram towards Ratchet.

Ratchet let out a startled yelp and spun his wrenches, shredding the hologram into pieces. Ratchet laughed at Reznor's pathetic attempts to beat him.

"Is this the best you can do?"

Reznor then looked like he was going to puke and his mouth expanded greatly. He then spit out huge amounts of mini-Reznors. Thinking quickly,the lombaxpulled out a Blitz Cannon and using its wide range, eliminated the clones.

Reznor let out a frustrated scream and lunged at Ratchet, pushing him to the ground.

"Don't you get it! You can't beat me!"

"I'm not trying to!"

And with that, he pressed the Recall on his neck, disappearing. At that moment, the planet decided to explode.


The crew cheered at the returning heroes, asQuark moved to the front of the crowd.

"Well, I guess you should tell the news crew about how I helped save the day."

"I'll give you five seconds before I give you a Devastator missile up the butt!"

As Quark ran away, Clank was getting thrown around on top of the mosh pit. Sasha made her way to the front.

"Thanks for saving the day, Mr. Hero. I have a surprise for you!"

"What? Do I get my own planet? I shall name it Ratchetopia!"

"No, I'm pregnant."

Ratchet let out a girly scream and curled into a ball, sucking his thumb.


In the remains of a recently imploded planet...

A monster's corpse floated through the cold vacumn of space.

The monster's eye flickered open.


Final Final Thought- Can it be true? Is it finally over? It is. Sweet!

Thanks to MissTrippy for her constant reviews.

Thanks to pigmancq for the ideas.

Thanks to uh... me for my genius!

Plans for a sequel... maybe.

Thanks for reading and goodbye!