OMG! Suspense! WHAT in the name of the lord is Michael Myers going to do to our heroes? Well, not heroes.. OH JUST READ ON.
Weirdo Woman: Previously on 'Freddy's Day Out'.
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"Look," Freddy growled, as Michael strode towards them, "I'll see you in hell, I guess."
"Yeah, you too," Chucky mumbled, shrugging his shoulders and waiting anxiously.
When Michael finally came up to them, he cleared his throat, "Frederick," He said, nodding at Freddy, "Charles," He added, nodding at Chucky, "I.."
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"I.."
Freddy and Chucky stared at him transfixedly, waiting anxiously for him to finish speaking. However, when Michael did finish speaking, his words to them were: "..Was just about to go out for a bite, and was wondering if you guys wanted to join me."
There was a silence. "You.. want us to grab a bite with you?" Chucky murmered.
"Yes, that is what I said," Michael Myers nodded, "Yes. A bite."
"But, what's with the matches?" Freddy enquired, eyeing the matches in Michael's hand.
Michael stared down at his hand and laughed. "Oh, these? Well, It's a funny story really. I had to use these matches to light some candles and.."
It turned out that Michael's story wasn't funny in the least, and that he had also been holding the knife because he had been about to go out with Jamie Lee Curtis for a 'bite' but it hadn't exactly been a 'bite' if you know what I'm saying. Do you? Good.
"Well, that was strange," Chucky said, as he and Freddy stood there looking like idiots, "I really thought he was gonna kill us."
"Yeah, me too," Freddy mumbled, "Ah well, tommorow is another day, and I'm bored. So.. what d'you wanna do now?"
There was an awkward silence. Freddy and Chucky stared at eachother dumbly before Chucky muttered, "Want to uh, go down to Blockbuster and rent 'A Nightmare On Elm Street 4' ?"
Freddy grinned at him. "Sure thing, lil' buddy. And maybe while we're there we'll rent out Seed of Chucky aswell."
"No! Let's rent Childs Play; I hated Bride and Seed!" Chucky protested.
And so, the two 'friends' walked off to Blockbuster together, both feeling a great sense of warmth and contentment.
So.. yeah, sorry this chapter was so short. But, you know.. whatever.