WOOP! AHWTMOH is BACK! Will Nancy and Freddy get it on? Will Nancy DIE horrifically at the Creeper's clutches? Will Tiffany hatch her plan to eliminate Nancy once and for all? Will Michael Myers say ANYTHING? FIND OUT IN THIS SPIFFY NEW CHAPTER!

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-Rewind-

"Uh, yeah. Right. I killed him like - years ago, Nancy. Jesus, stop livin' in the eighties will ya?" Freddy bonked her on the head and Nancy looked at him, the most shocked she'd ever been since, like, ever!

"How dare you abuse a woman," She said coldly, walking away from him.

"Hey, Nancy, wait a second!" Freddy went after her and then froze on the spot. Nancy had seen it too, she looked up and there he was, the Creeper himself, swooping down and closing in on his prey..

OMG! I bet you were falling off the edge of your seat waiting to know what happened next.. well probably not but okay.

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Nancy was scared for her life. She just stood there, struck dumb by the thing that was swooping down towards her. Soon she would be.. Creeper food, and that wasn't what she wanted at all! But she couldn't move, her legs were stuck to the ground!

But at the very last second, literally; Tiffany cried out and jumped forwards, pushing Nancy out of the way. The Creeper landed on his head and Nancy was shocked. So was everybody! Michael Myers' jaw was practically down to the ground!

Nancy sat up. "You saved me." She said simply.

Tiffany raised an eyebrow. "Uhh, yeah." She muttered.

"Oh my god Tiffany! You're such a good friend! I love you!" Nancy cried, hugging Tiffany close and weeping hysterically. Tiffany was freaked out (well, who wouldn't be?) but she hugged Nancy back all the same.

"Tiffany, you saved my girl," Freddy said from behind them. Tiffany turned around to face him and nodded.

"Yeah, I guess I did, huh?" She said sweetly, fluttering her eyelashes.

Freddy came to her. "Tiffany, I've been thinking, and I think we should -"

"YAAARRGHHH!"

Everyone looked around. OMG! IT WAS GHOSTFACE! Chucky was lying flat on his plastic back. He was being stabbed in the stomach by the one and only Ghostface. "Why didn't we notice that before?" Samara said, scratching her head and then coming to her senses, "Oh my god! Chucky!"

But Chucky was already as good as dead - again. Ghostface raised his knife one last time and slashed Chucky's throat, ripping out an arterie. Blood was everywhere, allover the grass, and as Samara wept about this, everyone stared in shock as Ghostface stood up, bowed and then ran away.

Silence.

Shock.

Complete and utter SHOCK.

Tiffany then realised that she was Chucky's wife and started fake crying because maybe if she did that she'd get Freddy's attention and he'd finish his sentence. "OH MY GOD! CHUCKY! MY LOVE! SPEAK TO ME!" She screamed, tearing at her hair.

She glanced over at Freddy expectantly but he just gave her a weird look and then went to look at Chucky with the others.

"Is he really - dead?" Nancy asked in a choked up voice.

"As good as," Samara mumbled, "Hey, check out that Ghostface. He's trying to climb up our roof!"

Sure enough, Ghostface was climbing up the roof. When he saw that everyone was looking at him he slipped on the tiles and fell forwards, falling from the roof onto the grass, where he laid sprawled out and motionless for ten seconds before jumping up and running along down the street.

"I guess we've got a - a funeral to plan," Tiffany said, sniffling, "Freddy, what were you going to say?"

Freddy looked at her, "Oh! Tiffany, I've been thinking, and I think we should.."

Tiffany waited.

"..All go to burger king."

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Crap i know, i mean who would READ this crap.. but so what. I have fun.