Chapter 2: The Adventures of Lola Brinker

Lola was escorted out of the airport with handcuffs and two Costa Rican security guards. The man on the left took off the handcuffs and said, "If I let you go, do you promise to use another airport to go back home?"

Lola scoffed and didn't respond. The guard put the handcuffs in his pocket and shoved Lola out into the sidewalk. "What ever happened to hospitality?" Lola continued to walk and talk to herself saying, "I'd ought to give them a piece of my mind, not to mention my fist. They took my cell phone, they took my money, and they took my airplane peanut. I paid good money for those peanuts!" Lola could see off the corner of her eyes tat the Costa Rican children were staring at her. Lola ignored it and continued to talk to herself, "Now I have to go to the helipad that's a mile away and have to sit with Sebastian Benson who doesn't understand the evil that is Hollywood!"

Lola continued to talk to herself as the Costa Rican's continued to stare at her. Loa arrived at the helipad to see that the helicopter had already taken off. She could barely see the helicopter as it disappeared out of sight. A man stepped out of the building and said, "You know, a man called a woman named Lola before taking off and told her to take a boat." Lola groaned and thanked the man without really meaning it. Lola dragged herself to the docks, but failed to get a boat ride to Isla Nublar for no money.

Meanwhile, at the end of the docks, United States Secret Service agents Jacqueline Hart and David Hunter stood on their boat. The agents were wearing clothing that was so touristy that not even tourists would wear them. Jackie finished her call and said to David, "Yeah, that's her. That's Lola Brinker."

David smiled as he responded in his British accent, "Good thing I thought of bugging Jason's cell phone or else we would never have been able to track her." David went below deck as Jackie said, "That was my idea." Lola began to move closer to the agents' boat, still being rejected by the Costa Ricans. "She's almost here," Jackie whispered to David. David groaned before asking, "Remind me again, why are we doing this?"

"Because," Jackie insisted, "we have reason to believe that Lola Brinker is an agent working for Biosyn and is going to the island not to recover documents, but to retrieve the cloning formula."

"Right," David replied, "so why am I doing this?" Jackie decided not to respond and continued to watch Lola approach the boat.

After minutes of waiting, Lola arrived at the agents' boat and asked if they could take her to Isla Nublar for free. Jackie nodded, trying not to seem suspicious. "Of course. I'm Jackie, and my partn—I mean friend, David is below deck." Lola stared at Jackie suspiciously, but shrugged it off as nothing as the boat pulled out. Lola went below deck and was greeted by David, "My, I knew you were a rose, but not one so beautiful,"

"Excuse me?" Lola interrupted, "What do you mean 'I knew'?"

David turned around and ignored Lola as he picked up a flower out a vase sitting on a table and handed it to Lola saying, "Here, a rose for a rose." Lola took to rose and tore it half saying, "It's a tulip, moron." Lola climbed back on deck to see that Jackie was once again on her phone. Lola interrupted, "How long until we reach the island. You friend is really annoying." Jackie hung up her phone and replied, "You should just relax. We won't be there for two hours." Lola shrugged and headed down to the cabin and took a nap.

Jackie went to David's room and said, "All right. She's asleep. Let's check her bag." David reluctantly nodded and began to search her bag. Jackie was disappointed upon emptying the bag. "That's it?" Two notepads, three pencil, a pencil sharpener, eyeliner, and a candy bar?"

"Actually, it's just a candy bar wrapper now," David included, throwing the candy wrapper overboard as Jackie put all the stuff back in Lola's bag, but pulled one of the notepads back out. "Look at this," she said as he handed the notepad to David, "read the back."

The back of the notepad read:

Call: Lewis

Re: Dinosaurs

"That means nothing," David protested, "Lewis is a common name and this dinosaur thing could mean anything. I mean seriously, how could someone that beautiful be evil?" Jackie wasn't given time to respond when the boat was rammed from the left. Jackie and David were tossed to the right side of the boat, but were able to regain composure. Davis ran back to the other side, but barely managed to see their attacker. "I don't know what it was," David complained, "but it looked like Jaws and I don't want to stick to make sure."

David ran to the front only to be knocked back down to the ground by another ram. David managed to crawl to the front and started the motor.

Meanwhile, Lola was trying to stay in one place and the fact that the boat was now going sixty miles per hour while being rammed by a dinosaur didn't make it any easier. Lola was being knocked around in the room, as the hits seemed to get stronger, more frequent, as if the first dinosaur called its friends. Lola shuffled out of the room and crawled out the hallway as the boat closed into the island and the dinosaurs continued to ram the boat. To make matters worse, the waves seemed to be getting torrential.

Back on deck, Jackie was holding on to the stern as David continued to maneuver the boat and attempted to keep it from getting rammed. His attempts failed as the dinosaurs weren't losing momentum. Meanwhile, Lola was only a couple of stairs away from on deck and knew tat she would be safe on deck. Lola began to climb up the stairs until another ram threw her halfway down the aisle. Lola stood up only to see that the last ram had punctured a hole and that the water was already up to her ankle. The ramming began to be centered on the hole and it got bigger.

The water began to rise faster and soon rose up to Lola's waist. Lola tried to wade back to the stairs, but the water was rising to fast and the current was going against her. Lola turned around and saw the hole. "It's big enough to fit through," she thought. Lola waded back as the water rose to just below her nose. Lola dove under the water and squeezed through the hole. Lola dared not to look back and swam up to the top. "Isla Nublar's right there," Lola said. Lola turned around and saw that David and Jackie were still trying to keep the boat steady, but were failing miserably. Lola sighed as she said, I can't believe I'm about to do this, but…" Lola swam under and saw that the dinosaurs were ichthyosaurs, Dinosaurs that resembled dolphins that weren't on InGen list. Lola swam to them and tried to get their attention, but it didn't seem to work, so Lola went back up for air. Lola dove back down and kick one of the five ichthyosaurs. The one swatted his tail at Lola and resumed at attacking the boat.

Lola went back up for air and said to herself, "Those things look like dolphins. Last time I was at Sea World; I could tell that the dolphins had sensitive noses when I tried to free them." Lola dove back don and kicked two of them in the nose. The two dinosaurs soon began chase with the others close in tail.

Back on the boat, David could fell that they were no longer being rammed, but didn't dare stopping or even slowing down on bit. The ship was taking on water fast and he feared that they wouldn't make it to the island before the boat took in too much. The boat was sinking rapidly, but the island was close enough to make it. David dove overboard and Jackie soon followed. David and Jackie made it to the island safely, but out of breathe. David stood up to see that Jackie had grabbed Lola's bag before jumping over. David turned around to see an unconscious Lola Brinker not far from where they were. David ran over and dragged Lola to where Jackie was resting. Lola awoke from her unconsciousness at the same time as Jackie. Lola turned to Jackie saying, "You got my bag? You were being attacked by dinosaurs and you saved my bag?"

"Why must you question my generosity?" Jackie asked rhetorically. Lola grabbed her bag back and took out her eyeliner and reapplied it. Lola tossed the eyeliner back into her back and said, "You should really be nice to me. I risked by ass to save yours."

"I never asked you to save me!" Jackie shrieked back.

"Girls," David intervened, "We're on an island with creatures that could kill us. Now really isn't the time to attract attention." David let out a sigh of relief before adding, "So, now what do we do?

Jackie looked around and saw a building off behind the trees and pointed to it. Davis peered through the trees and said, "Looks like a mile away. We better get moving."

Jackie and David stood up and began walking. Lola groaned before following them saying, "Great, the only thing worse than having to see Sebastian Benson again is that I'll have to get there by traveling with a suspicious woman and some weird guy who's in love with me and I could die at any second. This is going to be fun."