why am i writing so much stuff

I HAVE TO STOOOPPPPPP!

THE DATING SHOW!

I'm your host HeavenlydemonxXxo and let's see who our guest is!

HONDA TOHRU! Yes yes, she's a nice, sweet and innocent little girl who can comfort the sohma family!

The Contestants are:
1) Kyo Sohma!
2) Yuki Sohma!
3) Shigure Sohma!
4) Momiji Sohma!

My my! If this isn't a happy family reunion! So Miss Tohru! Ask away!

"Ok, like, This is for Contestant number 1. Where would you go for our first date?"

"Umm, lets see... heheh I'm not very good at picking date places. Uhh, for our first date I would take you to a spa near a lake on a mountain!"

"Wow, that was very descriptive! Well this is for Contestant number 2! If you saw me hugging another of your family members, how would you react?"

"Well, I don't see how it's possible coughcough but I guess I might be jealous, but I'll try to understand everyone's point of view on the matter"

"Good answer contestant number 2! Contestant number 3, if I was hurt, what would you do?"

"Go see highschool gi- I MEAN I would comfort you and would try to hug you."

"I didn't understand the first thing you said but ok! Contestant number 4! What's the first song that comes to mind when you see me?"

"Lalalalalalalala Huh? Where's Haru-kun? WAH Oh my answer would be, MY THEME SONG! Hahahaha"

"Momiji you retard, try to say a better answer!"

"WAAAAHH KYO'S MAKING FUN OF ME! and he's not supposed to say my name!"

"Look who's talking!"

"Guys, guys! Let's settle down and wait until after the show!"

"Yeah? What about you Shigure! Thinking about highschool girls on a dating show! You nasty pervert!"

"Yuki-kun, I think Haru likes you"

"... Thank you for telling me that, Momiji"

"YUKI AND HARU SITTIN ON A TREE ! K - I - S - S ---"

BOOM

"WAAAAHH Yuki made me fall on the ground!"

"That's your own fault Momiji!"

"So, Shigure, do you have any 9s?"

"No, Momiji... Go fish."

Shadows on the sheet indicate Yuki about to strangle Momiji

"Feh, this is boring!" tears down sheet

Whoa now Kyo! The sheet is supposed to stay up!

"Momiji, do you have any 7s?"

"Go fish Tohru san"

Tohru! My Dating Show is WRECKED! AAAHHH CUE THE COMMERCIALS!

"Buy some toilet paper today!" "Smile! You're on Kandid Camera!" "Shop at Walmart! Where poor people are allowed!"

"Wow! We're on the commercials!"

"Momiji stop jumping around. You might block people's views"

Ay yi yi! I'm going to cancel my own show!

CANCELLED