Title: The Doctor's Boxers
Disclaimers: Nope don't own Doctor Who. 'Asks magic genie to grant my wish to own' You kidding even I can't do that! Nope still don't ;; Also don't own the songs rubber-ducky or Sexy boy.
Author notes: This was co-written by my friend Bubbles the All-powerful and me, we can't even blame it on a caffeine high, all the pop was caffeine free.
Summery: Rose gets fed up with all the Doctor's dirty laundry so she confronts him... co-written by Captain Wolf Paw and Bubbles the All-Powerful
"Doctor, could you come here?"
"What is it Rose?"
"Well I decided to do some of your laundry."
"Why?"
"It was starting to stink really badly."
"Oi, harsh, but that's all you want to tell me?"
"No, I wanted to ask you about these." Rose holds up a pair of the Doctor's boxers.
"Yaw, what about them?"
"Why do they say kiss the cook? What are you cooking?"
"Wanna find out?" Doctor waggles eyebrows.
"No." Throws boxers into a trash bag.
"Oi, now why did you do that?"
"Doctor really, now why on earth would you have a pair of boxers with kisses all over them?"
"Those were originally a solid blue."
"Ok." tosses boxers in the trash bag.
"Oi now really why are you trashing all of my boxers?"
"Because. Now what is with this pair, really your the king, the king of what?"
"I am a Time Lord."
"Full of your self, you are. An' no I don't wanna see your scepter." Tosses the boxers.
"Oi I liked that pair."
"To bad, Doctor why does this pair have playing cards on them, are they only Jack's? They are! All of them Jacks, I don't even wanna know the meaning behind that!" Tosses the boxers in trash bag.
"Those were a gag gift really."
"Doctor, is this a rose on your boxers? I suppose this was a gag gift too?"
"Had those before you even aboard, yeah."
"Right," Tosses boxers. Grabs next pair.
"Doctor are these rubber duckies, well there ok, better then the last ones s'pose." Hits the switch in the waistband they start singing, 'Rubber-ducky you're the one, rubber-ducky so much fun...'
"Right never mind, yeah!" Tosses them.
"Oi, I won't have any boxers left at this rate!"
"Too bad, right now these aren't bad, black silk ok not bad, wait what's this another switch;" she presses it and it starts to play, "I'm a sexy boy, you want my body, you know you do,"
Well that just reconfirmed how full of your self you are."
"Gag gifts the lot, come on Rose, stop this now really."
"Nope almost done now what is with this pair, they seem normal enough."
"Yup, completely normal, nothing off about them yup, completely normal."
"That confirms it, off they go." Tosses them in the bag with the rest. Clink.
"Doctor did they just clink, they should not go clink."
"Um, sonic boxers."
"Sonic boxers!"
Suddenly a computer voice is heard from the bag, "These boxers will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3," boom!
"Doctor, they didn't even get to one."
"Hmm, faulty detonator."
"You actually wore those?"
"Might of..."
"Ok that's the last pair of your boxers in here, 'cept what you're wearing... come on show me."
"Uh Rose I would rather not."
"Oh, but you will." Rips the Doctor's pants down.
"Now Doctor those are just wrong." She stretches out her hand towards him. "Give them to me."
The End or is it...