Who's The Evilest?
Disclaimer: I don't own yugioh or the price is right, or who's line is it anyway.
NOTICE: Marik is the good one, and Malik is the evil one, in my point of view. Or the crazier one of the two. Also, this has a lot of bad words, and bashes characters. If you consider yourself one of these said names then my apologies and don't read if you get VERY easily offended. Thank you for your time!
RECAP:
SL: Yugi! You can go first sweetie.
Yugi: Atem, what was the worst thing you've ever done, in this life?
Atem: well, um...I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...I got d-drunk at Kaiba's once.
Bakura: (presses button to start electrocution)
Atem: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
SL: (presses button to stop electrocution) LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAR! We have a tape showing something else you liar!
Atem: (gulps)
SL: ROLL IT!
Video: (A/N: italics are Atem talking and underline are Kaiba) Sanks tor enlighting meh do dis Kaiva! mmm-hmm.
SL: YOU GAVE HIM A LAP DANCE!
Atem: I WAS DRUNK!
SL: DON'T YOU YELL AT ME!
Atem: YOU STARTED IT!
Video: ( "I'm too sexy" starts playing) (A/N: don't own it.) I wuuuuuuuuv tu Kaiva! I lobe you sue! Tive meh a lap dance. (hic) (Atem giving Kaiba lap dance)
SL: See! I HOPE HE CASTRATES YOU, YOU GAY, SLUTY, STICK FUCKER!
Malik, Marik, and Kura: DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU'VE TRIED IT!
SL: Not now guys. Now! Malik, your turn! as your uke what's the worst thing he's done. Like law or crap like that, not in anything sexual.
Marik: I dunno what's the worst thing I've done!
Malik: Remember that one in band camp?
Marik: With Mokuba?
Malik: Yeah, and the bread and the chicken and then the hot sauce?
Marik: That little brat! I can't believe he wouldn't let me TASTE HIM!
Audience: ...
(COMPLETE SILENCE)
SL: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Well, I think I need to talk to Kaiba and the lawyers. We'll be right back after this commercial break! So, Girls if you want to be fucked up be any of theses guys, (brings out clipboard outta nowhere) Please sing here, there will be several for each of our contestants. Ryou, and Yugi are off limits. Now, SING UP NOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH THE OTHERS! (rushes out with Ryou and Yugi)
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