Hi everyone! I'm back with another MJ fic. Just so you know, this one and the last one are both a collaboration between Specialman and me. Some things from "Family Guy meets American Dad" are in this.
(Old Man Herbert is closing in on Michael Jackson.)
Herbert: Christmas came early this year!
MJ: W-wait! That's my job!
Herbert: Not anymore!
MJ: Wait! Wait wait wait! I have a proposition for you!
Herbert: What?
MJ: I know a home with an idiot father and two little boys.
Herbert: Go on.
MJ: You help get in, and we split the boys 50/50.
Herbert: Which house is this?
MJ: The Griffin house.
(Herbert's eyes open wide.)
Herbert: I get the paper boy!
MJ: Deal! And I get the baby.
(Both laugh maniacally.)
(Back at Peter's house)
Peter: I can't believe Michael Jackson was in our home!
Brian: I knew it all along.
Peter: Then why didn't you tell me?
Brian: I did. I even called the police, but you told them to go away because there was no one here except Mr. Jefferson.
Peter: This is even dumber than getting in a fight with Mike Tyson.
(Peter is in the boxing ring with Mike Tyson. Tyson jumps on him and bites his ear off.)
Peter: WHY!
(Back to where we were.)
Peter: Well, I'm not gonna be as clueless as last time! (Takes out a shotgun and starts shooting everything.)
Brian: (sarcastically) Yeah, you're already doing a good job.
(Cut to Chris at school. Herbert and Michael Jackson are watching him.)
MJ: Okay, I'm going to lure him here with this rubber ball.
Herbert: Where'd you get that?
MJ: I usually put them in my victim's mouths.
( Chris walks by and Michael Jackson throws ball into the truck they came in. Chris chases the ball and they close the truck on him.)
MJ: Excellent!
(At Stewie's preschool, Herbert and Michael Jackson are talking.)\
Herbert: How are we gonna get this one?
MJ: With something he can't resist. (Throws plutonium attached to a fishing rod in front of Stewie.)
Stewie: Plutonium! (He chases after it. Michael Jackson grabs him and they drive away in the truck.)
(Back at Peter's house, it is now six o' clock.)
Peter: I'm worried. They should be home by now.
Brian: You don't think Michael Jackson got them, do you?
Peter: Of course not. But we'd better look around just in case.
(Michael Jackson and Herbert are at Herbert's house. Stewie and Chris are tied up.)
MJ: We finally have them!
Chris: Hi, Mr. Jefferson!
Stewie: Great, it looks like I'm going to have to handle this.
(Stewie takes out a walkie-talkie.)
Stewie: Attack.
(The chicken who fights with Peter crashes through the wall and starts beating up Michael Jackson and Herbert
Herbert: No way am I losing my man! (starts fighting with chicken. With the combined power of Herbert and Michael Jackson, the chicken is losing. Peter jumps through the window and also starts attacking the chicken.)
Stewie: Fat man, he's on our side!
Peter: Oh, sorry. (Starts attacking Herbert and Michael Jackson. Peter and the chicken work together and beat Michael Jackson and Herbert. The police show up.)
Policeman: You two are going away for a long time.
MJ: You haven't seen the last of us!
(Peter turns to chicken.)
Peter: Thanks for helping me. But next time we meet, we're enemies.
(Chicken nods and runs away)
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