Michael Jackson Comes to Quahog pt. 3
(This is mostly about MJ in jail. Once more, it is a specialman and shadow sliph production. This is the final chapter)
(Michael Jackson is in the jail cell complaining to the guards)
MJ: Oh come on! All I was trying to do was show a young boy the meaning of love! Is that so bad?
(Cop doesn't listen. Suddenly a priest walks in)
Priest: I'd like to bail MJ out please
Cop: What?
Priest: Yes here's the money
(Priest walks over to Michael's jail cell)
MJ: Hey why are you helping me? You a priest
Priest: Well Mr.Jackson we've had our eye on you for a long time and we think you should join our special group
MJ: I don't know
Priest: Why? Do you like it here?
MJ: Well the men are really nice here, Herbert has had a really good time
(Herbert and other guy's in prison are breaking rocks with tools)
Herbert: You might want to stretch out those juicy muscles before you do that
(Back with Jackson)
MJ: Although I do miss the days of playing with children so much.
(MJ is having flashbacks of him and little boys in a field running towards each other with their arms stretched out. It then cut to him luring them into his bedroom. Back with Mj)
MJ: Alright, I'll join. What does this group do?
Priest: You know those priests on TV who get arrested for child molesting?
MJ: Yes.
Priest: They're in the group.
MJ: I don't ge….. Oh I get it. Excellent…
Priest: Shall we go?
MJ: Yes, but I have to do one thing first…
(Meg is taking out the trash. Michael Jackson's head pops out of the trash can.)
MJ: I hate you. (His head pops back down, leaving Meg confused.)
(Back to Michael Jackson)
MJ: One day, I shall return to get that boy… the boy that got away!
(Cut to Stewie and Brian are sitting on the couch. Stewie puts his hand to his forehead.)
Brian: What's wrong?
Stewie: I don't know, but I sense a disturbance in the Force.
Brian: Really?
Stewie: Yeah, like the time Peter figured out he went to the bathroom.
(Peter is sitting at the table with everybody)
Peter: Uh-oh.
(Back to MJ)
(Priest and MJ laugh maniacally and drive away in a car.)
The End
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