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Aftershave
"C'mon, man, I'm telling you. It's Colgate that's the best," Nick said, staring at Warrick. He didn't understand why the man had challenged him over what shaving cream brand was better. "It's nice, and it helps you not get cut so easily!"
"No way, it's Right Guard that's better," Warrick said. "Much better than Colgate. Cheaper too."
"It is not better!" Nick yelled, jumping up and down and pouting like a two year old. He stopped when Grissom came in.
"What is this about?" Grissom asked the two men.
"Griss, tell Nick that Right Guard is better than Colgate," Warrick said.
"This is awkward. Sorry, Warrick, but I got to go with Nick on this one. Colgate is better. It helps you not get cut so easily," Grissom said. He noticed Nick smile and Warrick become slightly peeved. "I'm leaving now," he said in a slightly scared voice. He left the room just as David Hodges entered.
"Hodges, get over here," Warrick said. The slightly scared lab tech came over. "Which is better, Right Guard or Colgate?"
"Why?" Hodges asked, confused.
"Just answer the question!" Nick snapped, causing Hodges to jump.
"Well, Right Guard, obviously. It's nice and cheap too," he answered. "Should I leave?" he asked as he saw Nick turn five different shades of red.
"If you want to see lunchtime," Nick said flatly as he stared at the grinning Warrick. Hodges took off, right when Greg came in.
"No! Not safe! Don't go in there!" Hodges tried to warn Greg.
"Dude, it's a vending machine. It won't eat you when you're not watching, I promise," Greg said to the crazy Hodges. He entered the room shaking his head. "The kid needs help."
"Greg, come here," Nick said.
"Fine, can you explain Hodges?" Greg asked as he came over.
"Which is better, Colgate or Right Guard?" Nick asked.
"Hmm…neither!" Greg smiled excitedly.
"What do you mean neither!" Warrick asked, bewildered.
"Clearly Skintimate beats both of those." Greg clasped his hands behind his back, trying to seem professional.
"Greg, that's a girl's shaving cream!" Nick exclaimed. He couldn't help laughing along with Warrick.
"Well..uh, not necessarily!" Greg exclaimed, turning bright red. "I mean, just cause the bottle is pink doesn't mean guys can't use it!" He frowned and hung his head when Nick and Warrick only laughed harder. He looked up when Sara came into the room.
"What's so funny guys?" Sara asked as she walked towards the group and stood next to Greg. "Greg, what's wrong?"
"He's sad because he uses girl shaving cream," Warrick said with a laugh. Nick joined him. Greg glared at Warrick.
"Well, what do you think is better for a guy, Sara? Right Guard or Colgate?" Nick asked after regaining control of himself.
"Well, if you ask me, I think…wow, Greg you smell nice," Sara said, turning to face Greg.
"Really?" Greg smiled as Warrick and Nick looked shocked.
"Yeah, what do you use?" Sara asked, stepping closer to Greg.
"Skintimate," he said with a smirk. He grinned at Warrick and Nick. "I said just because the bottle is.." he was cut off when Sara shoved him onto the couch and started passionately kissing him.
"What!" Warrick and Nick exclaimed at the same time.
After about five minutes, Sara and Greg got off the couch and walked to the door, hand in hand. Greg turned his head and stuck his tongue out at Warrick and Nick. Then he left the room with a pleased looking Sara.
Warrick and Nick stood in shock for another minute at what they had just seen. They finally faced each other and, in unison, said, "I'm switching to Skintimate."
END
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Ok, so this was random. I was cleaning the bathroom when I saw shaving cream and was like, that would make a funny story! Oh well, how did you like it?