Special For No Reason!

Sitting down on the couch Megan stared at the TV.

"What did you bring us here for Odd?" She asked the boy across from her.

Odd squeezed Kayla's waist and replied, "To celebrate you two's birthday." He nodded towards the screen. Megan shot Odd a confused glance. "Watch." He pressed a button and the room was filled with Seasons Of Love.

In Diapers

One-year-old Kayla and Megan sucked at their bottles looking at the camera.

Report cards

The eleven-year-old twins hugged and jumped about for the straight As they had gotten.

In Spoked Wheels

A ten-year-old Megan took her legs off the pedals of a bike onscreen while Kayla raced past her pedaling hard.

In Speeding Tickets

Sixteen-year-old Kayla sighed and took a ticket out of the police officer's hand. The music's volume went down just enough to hear a snicker off camera. Kayla glared at the camera and shoved a hand into the camera's lens.

In Contracts

Twelve-year-old Megan signed a sheet on a bulletin board under Kayla's name. The camera zoomed out to show the words 'SKI TRIP' at the top of the sheet.

Dollars

Thirteen-year-old Megan shoved some money into the clerk's hands and grabbed the necklace off the counter.

In Funerals

Fourteen-year-old Kayla closed her eyes and let a tear drop from her cheek although she knew the boy wasn't dead.

In Births

Twenty-one-year-old Kayla smiled at the camera showing off the baby that was in her arms.

In Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes how do you figure our best years on Earth

It ended in a photo of four-year-old Megan and Kayla hugging each other and the words 'Happy birthday girls'.

Kayla hugged her husband tightly. "That was wonderful Odd I love it." Megan snuggled up close to Cameron and placed her head on his chest.

"What did you think?" She asked.

"Why didn't you cry at my funeral?" He replied.

"You were standing right next to me! How could I cry over your dead body when you were right next to me?" She stated annoyingly. Cameron's fingers drew closer to her underarms. "What Cameron n-n-o" She burst out laughing. Cameron stopped and gave her a peck on the cheek.

"Happy birthday" He added.

"Hey Megan one question. Why were you so anxious to get that necklace?" Kayla asked propping her head on the armrest.

"It was your birthday present." Megan replied. "But I wonder how Odd got the footage."

"When Kayla brought her movies over there were a bunch of video tapes with home movies on them. I edited them to make this." He grinned. He held up a tape with 'DO NOT TOUCH' on its case. Megan and Kayla looked at each other and prepared to lunge at the tape. Then something else came on the screen to Megan and Kayla's horror.

"I go poo poo" A two year old Megan said sitting on the toilet. Kayla stumbled over and licked the bowl.

"I'm a doggy!" She said.

Then the tape ended.

"And guess what? I'm airing the video on national tv." Odd grinned.

"NO!" Megan and Kayla's screams were heard by people on Mars.

"What was that?" One Martian said to another.

"A humanoid screaming of embarrassment." The other one replied.

MeganArgetlam: Hey I got this idea by reading random RENT fics and listening to the soundtrack. I just threw this together and posted it.