Lord Of The Rings Hit Vegas
Chapter 1Disclaimer: I don't own Lord Of The Rings!
Why do I have to say this! I only came for the free food. Damn there isn't. Got to go! I'm tired of repeating this.
Narrator: We were with the fellowship at the house of Elrond let's take a look shall we?
Elrond is their standing on top of a rock making an announcement to all of the people. ''Attention all!'' Elrond yelled in a booming voice.
Pippin began to laugh hysterically for who knows what.
''What's so funny?' Elrond demanded very angrily of course. '
'Your car has bird poop all over it; you can't even see the windshield. '' Pippin said still laughing.
Merry looked over and noticed naked girls just randomly sitting on top of Elrond's car. '' Whoa look at those girls naked on top of the cars. '' Merry exclaimed. Of course Merry and Pippin started gawking at the girls.
''Don't forget about the food man.'' Pippin retorted. The guys were all making stupid comments I mean come on Lamer than lame.
''Holy Shit!'' Arwen said in despair. '
' You know we didn't need to see that I mean really. Girls are in the room.'' Eowyn laughed.
Galadriel didn't approve of everyone's stupidity so she decided she wanted to go. ''This sucks come on Celeborn.''
''But honey I was to observe the nature be outside. '' Celeborn whined. ''What are you talking about Celeborn. I saw you one time in the shower with Haldir. '' Gandalf retorted.
Galadriel was in dismay. ''You did?'' She said with confusion.
Poor Haldir's face he was turning red as a tomato. ''Dam you Gandalf our secret is out.''
''Celeborn was this your idea?'' Galadriel pondered. '
'No it was Haldir's idea.'' Celeborn shouted. '
'I resent that!'' Haldir shouted back.
''Yeah it was, and don't lie.'' Celeborn lashed out Haldir.
After that, Celeborn, Gandalf, and Haldir get into an argument.
While that is going on the naked girls run off the woods.