It was opening day. Of course, Amanda was late because she was holed up at the furniture store. But the ceremony hadn't started yet. She got her laptop and made her way to the dugout, because the Belles were playing the first game against the Angels.
She stuck her head in the dugout and was somewhat not surprised about what she saw. There was Elle and Ali flirting with a group of guys from the Cubs team. Lane was writing in her diary or journal or something. Lauren was talking in slow French to Audrey and Clara. Katie was making-out with some guy from the Angels.
"HEY!" Amanda yelled and pulled Katie and the Angel's guy apart.
"What?" Katie asked. "We're kinda busy."
"Where's Ryan?" She looked around. "And Suze and Callie?"
Everybody started to laugh.
"Okay, where did they go, and who are they doing it with?" Amanda asked.
"There right there." Elle said. She pointed to the outfield.
Of course, Suze, Ryan and Callie had gotten themselves into a fight with a bunch of other guys from the Angels, Mets, Cubs, and the Red Sox. Suze was sitting on someone, and Ryan had pinned a guy to the wall. Callie was hitting and getting hit by a stubborn Red Sox player.
"Shit." Amanda said, under her breath. She ran out to the field, with the rest of the team behind her. "Guys, come on!"
She grabbed Callie's hair, and Ryan's shirt and pulled them in. Suze had apparently gotten her self punched, because her lip was bleeding. Suze got up and went over to Amanda.
"Thank you." Amanda said. "Now, get in the dugout!"
Ryan and Callie followed because Amanda was pulling them, but Suze smacked the guy she was sitting on across the face. He punched her stomach.
Amanda turned around. Then, out of nowhere, Kelly showed up.
"Hey babe." He said and kissed Amanda.
Suze and the guy where still hurting each other.
Amanda broke away, and said, "I'm sorry, but-"
Kelly got the message, and went over to Suze. He picked her up and flung her over his shoulder.
"HEY!" Suze shouted. "THIS ISN'T OVER DANA!" Then she realized she was being carried. "HEY WAIT! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"
"Oh, that's real polite Suze." Elle said.
"Well, we all can't be Mary Sues like you Danielle." Suze said.
"Okay, what the hell is a Mary Sue?" Elle asked.
"Google it stupid." Suze said. She looked at Kelly. "You can put me down, I can walk."
"Are you going to kill anybody?" Kelly asked.
"No." Suze thought. "Except for Dana."
"Then no." Kelly said, and threw Suze down on the bench in the dugout.
"BOYS!" Amanda yelled. "OUT!"
The guys got out of the dugout, except for Kelly.
"What the hell was that?" Amanda asked. "Half of you are beating someone else, and the other half are making out with some guy? What's up with everybody?"
"It was only Katie." Ali said.
Katie threw her mitt at Ali's face. Ali caught it. "SHIT!" She yelled.
"What now?" Amanda asked.
"I chipped my acrylic!" Ali wailed.
"And yet, life goes on." Katie said.
"Guys, come on, ya'll are worse than the Bears!" Amanda said, but nobody heard her over the screams of the team.
Kelly left the dugout and Amanda threw a mitt at his back. "Gee thanks, leave me to these freaks!"
"FREAKS!" Ryan shouted. "EXUSE ME-"
Suze pours water on Ryan. "Sorry, she was going to have a fit or something!"
"The ceremony is gonna start." Amanda said.
"GET YOUR ASSES OUT THERE!" Amanda yelled. "NO KISSING OR HITTING THE GUYS, AND I MEAN IT!"
Amanda felt like she was talking to a group of kindergarteners.
