Narrator: Well they're almost ready to go but there is something they don't know!

Chapter 3

In the woods there are stupid kids hiding. Heather peeked through the bushes.'' Hey guys come here take a look. '' Heather called.

"What?' Kelsey asked.

"It's all of the Lord Of The Rings characters! We are so close to them.''

"This is perfect now!'' Lonny exclaimed!

''What do you mean by that?'' Rachel asked. " I happen to have a nude picture of Frodo.'' Lonny exclaimed.

'' Eww Lonny your sick man.'' They said in unison.

"Lonny, you're a fool.'' Kelsey said with a smirk on her face. '' So who

Wants to meet Lord Of The Rings Characters? ''Me!'' Everyone said in unison again. The stalkers jump into Elrond's SUV. Wormtounge is their chilling.

''What are you doing here?'' Wormtounge demanded.

''Hey were here the same as you are. We are stalking Legolas, Frodo, and Aragorn. '' Rachel smiled.

" Well I'm getting Eowyn,'' Said Wormtounge as his voice changed. '

"Hey you can join us,'' Heather danced about. ''Yeah.''

So the car drives off.

Narrator: Later on, Lonny is giving Wormtounge a makeover.

"Can someone pass the hair gel? Lonny asked.

Heather passed the gel over to Lonny.

Lonny sprayed the hair over Wormtounge head. "Done!'' Lonny exclaimed.

Wormtounge took the mirror to look at him. His hair was green and Blue, he had a disco suit on with eye shadow, an Afro, dancing shoes, and bright red lipstick. "Yeah I look groovy baby!'' He looked into the mirror.

''you look good,'' ''Eowyn will dig you'' Ann commented.

''You bet thanks,'' Wormtongue said.

.'' ''Sure than bro.'' Lonny said then gave him a high five.

Narrator: Well Later on, in car 3.

''So what do you want to do?'' Aragorn asked.

Pippin saw the refrigerator. Uh oh! ''Food!'' He cried happily.

'' Great work Pip.'' Merry said then he smiled. ''Carrots!'' Merry shouted. Merry and Pippin rummaged through the fridge eating the food.

Gandalf came up to them and pulled them away from the fridge.'' Fool of a Took and Fool of a Brandybuck.''

''Save some food for us.'' Aragorn piped up. Aragorn turned around and saw Frodo looking out the window. He walked up to Frodo.'' What is it Frodo?'' Aragorn pondered.

Frodo kept staring at the window. 'I don't know.'' Frodo sighed.

''But you haven't said a word.'' Aragorn said.

''I can't believe were going to Vegas. Just like Bilbo on his adventure. '' Frodo sighed.

''Yeah!'' Aragorn stated. ''Let's go join the gang.'' ''Nah I'll stay here.'' ''Ok whatever.'' Aragorn walks away to join the gang.

Narrator: Later everyone decided to sing some songs.

Everyone minus Gandalf and Gimli are singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall. ''99 bottles of bear on the wall 99 bottles of bear. You take on down pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall.'' They sang.

''Stop singing, stop with the madness!'' Gandalf shouted.

''Keep up or I'll jump out of the window!'' Gimli hollered.

Pippin opened the window.''There you go Gimli your prepared.

Everyone else still sang. ''That's it I'm leaving!'' Gimli said very pissed off. Gimli takes his bags and ax and jumps out the window.

Narrator: Well I'm sure that he will survive. Let's go to the elves. I'm sure they are doing interesting things.

Elrond and Galadriel are playing Go Fish. The others are sitting.

''Galadriel do you have any sevens?'' Elrond asked Galadriel.

''Nope go fish.'' Galadriel replied.

Narrator: Oh man this stinks! Boring! Let's take a break!