The losers are stranded in Canada. They don't know where they are.
"Where are we? ''Celeborn said in a confusing way. Poor Celeborn he probably never been to Canada before Oy! Celeborn looked around and admired the gardens and flowers.
On the other hand Sam noticed a sign. ''Welcome to Ontario Canada.'' Sam read. Sam of course seemed to be the brains compared to everyone else.
" We shall take over and make Canada become our evil empire!'' Saruman remarked with an evil tone. ''Ha Ha HA! '' He laughed again.
"We will rule precious!'' Gollum laughed.
Sam slapped them both on the head. " You can't take over Canada. ''
"Oh you are no fun anymore.'' Gollum retorted.
A random guy barges in for no reason. "Hey who stole my catch phrase?'' He demanded.
" Who are you?'' Sam demanded back.
"I'm a camel spotter,''
'' Well I don't see any camel spotters,'' Sam looked around. ''Try a zoo.''
'' Well who stole my catch phrase?'' The camel spotter asked.
'' Um he went that way!' Denathor pointed.
Meanwhile, Celeborn is frolicking through the flowers in a garden nearby. Now that is scary.
" Celeborn get away from there!'' Denathor demanded. '' I think you need help.''
" Oh it's fun!'' Celeborn replied. " No it isn't.'' Denathor and Celeborn argued and argued.
Narrator: Oh man! Celeborn frolicking through the flowers. He needs help. Let's see how are the hobbits are doing.
The hobbits walk around on the streets. ''This place rocks!'' Merry sighed. Merry turned around and saw a group of fan girls coming.
A fan girl saw the hobbits. '' Oh lord it's the cutest hobbits ever! The fan girl screeched. ''Let's get them!''
" Oh great!'' Frodo said sarcastically.
" No time to talk to run for your lives!'' Pippin shouted!
" Well let's spilt up so we don't get caught at the same time," Merry snapped.
"Deal! '' Frodo and Pippin said in Unison. The decide to split up and go different directions.
Narrator: Well Frodo will survive let's go to him. Reads a book
Poor Frodo he's getting mobbed by the crazy fan girls. ''Stay back you evil people!'' Frodo remarked. Frodo's legs just started running so he ran.
''Get him!'' The Lead fan girl hollered! ''
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!'' Frodo shouted! He kept running until he saw a barrel. He decided to jump in the barrel. ''Phew I'm safe in here!'' He said to himself. Frodo remained in the barrel for a while.
Narrator: Well Frodo will be safe, but what about Pippin?
Poor Pippin he doesn't know what to do. ''Look I have mushrooms just leaves me alone!''
'' No silly we want you.' The fan girl laughed hysterically.
'' Oh gee I'm loved!'' Pippin said sarcastically.
''Charge!'' The lead fan girl shouted
. Pippin didn't know what to do. So he took out a pair of breeches out of his pocket and threw them on the edge of the street
'' Oh his pants!'' The fang girls grab them.
Pippin started running. Two blocks later he noticed a barrel and jumped in it. A surprise he saw Frodo in the same barrel. '' Pippin!'' ''Frodo!''
''How did you escape? '' Pippin asked Frodo. '' I just ran and jumped in.'' ''what about you?''
'' I just gave them my extra pair of breeches.'' Frodo realized he had extra breeches in his pocket and dug in and pulled them out. '' Oh man!''
'' I knew they would come into handy.'' Pippin remarked. Frodo made a face at Pippin. ''Lucky you.'' '' Do you think that Merry will survive?'' Frodo asked. Pippin put a hand on Frodo's shoulder. He looked into Frodo's eyes. ''Don't worry since knowing Merry for years he will find a way. ''
''I hope so.'' Frodo sighed. ''Let's just wait for him to come. We don't' want to get ambushed either. Frodo and Pippin waited and waited. They were hoping that Merry is alive. Who knows he could have been captured and tortured. Ok let's get on with the story.
Narrator: Oh come on! Merry shouldn't be tortured . No don't be negative!
Oh sorry ! So anyway let's go see how Merry is doing.
Merry is by the sidewalk 2 blocks . Merry thinks of all the possible choices to distract them. So he finally comes up with an idea. He takes out a pizza box and throws it on the sidewalk.
''Oh pizza!'' The fan girl reacted.
Merry decided to run the other direction. He kept running and saw a barrel.
''Sweet!'' He jumped in and saw Pippin and Frodo.
''Merry! '' Frodo and Pippin said in unison.
'' We waited and waited!'' Pippin said. '' Yeah we thought that you could have been captured.'' Frodo replied. ''So we waited a few minutes.''
''How did you escape?'' Pippin asked Merry. ''I used a pizza box.!''
Merry exclaimed.
''Man I'm hungry! You could of saved that!'' Frodo rubbed his stomach.
''I'm too!'' Pippin rubbed his stomach.
'' What the hell are you talking about? You stuffed your faces all the way here!''
''Well I'm still hungry.'' Pippin snapped back.
''What ever!'' Frodo shouted. ''Do you think it's time to come out?''
Merry took out a knife and carved a hole in the barrel. He peeked outside. No fan girls in sight. ''Yep let's get out of here '' they climbed out the hole and left.
Disclaimer: I don't own Lotr or Tolkien! I own Orlando though!
Narrator: Will you shut up?
Author: Don't worry I love Orlando too.
Disclaimer: You're a pompous old fart Narrator.
Narrator: There is free food go get it.
Disclaimer: Ok but I will kill you Narrator.
Narrator: mockingly O I'm so scared. I have torches in my office.
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Disclaimer:
Narrator: Will you just shut up?
A/N: To make a note Disclaimer is in love with Orlando Bloom as much as I am and a lot of people.
Disclaimer: barges in Hey Orly is mine!
Author: No he belongs to himself even if we don't like it!
Narrator: Can we get back to the story now?
Disclaimer: Narrator you're a pompous old fart!
Narrator: I heard there is free food in the lounge get some!
Disclaimer: ok! But I'm going to kill you later narrator!
Narrator: Don't worry I got torches in my office!Disclaimer: What ever! I'm out of here! Leaves