Narrator: As you know Disclaimer is fired.

Author: So I'll be Disclaimer by the way I don't own Lord Of The Rings!

Narrator: All right back to the story!

Chapter 8

Elrond and the twins are at Seven Eleven looking at fireworks. Elrond was amazed by all the pretty colors. ''Oh pretty colors!''

"'Hey let's try them out!'' Elldan suggested.

''Yeah!'' Elrohir grabbed the bucket. ''Hey dad want to do the honor of lighting the fireworks? ''

''Aww thank you son '' Elrond hugged Elrohir. ''You too.'' He hugged Elldan too.

''Dad we don't have all day!'' Elldan whined.

''Keep your pants on!'' Elrond remarked. Elrond grabbed the fireworks from Elrohir.''Ready?'' he asked them both.

''Yeah.'' they said together.

Elrond removed the caps off the fireworks,

and, threw the fireworks by a warehouse. The warehouse explodes into pieces and falls to the ground. A guy nearby was really pissed off and walked toward them.

Narrator: Bam Bam!

''Why the hell did you blow up the warehouse?'' The man asked angrily.

''Well sorry for living it was an accident.'' Elrond said meekly.

''I'm going to call the police and have you arrested. You will be sorry you did this! '' The man yelled at them.

''But we didn't do it on purpose.'' Elrond cried.

'' Your still going to jail!'' the man barked.

Elldan noticed Halle Berry walking by. ''Hey there is Halle Berry!''

''Really I want her!'' the man ran off.

''That's sweet man!'' Elrohir clapped Elldan on the back. They then run into a barrel and jump in it. '' Phew were safe in here.'' Elrohir whispered.

Elldan noticed that the hobbits were there as well. Just walking around.

''Look it's the hobbits!''

'' Yeah they can help us.'' Elrond said.

Elrohir tapped on the barrel quietly but loud enough for them to hear.

''Hobbits come here.'' Elrond whispered.

The hobbits turned around and heard his voice. They walked over to the barrel. ''Why are you guys hiding?' Frodo pondered.

''Just hanging out.'' Elrohir said sarcastically.

''Where hiding from someone!'' Elldan took a breath.

'' Why?'' Merry wanted to know.

''Here is the story.'' Elrond took a breather. '' We went to buy fireworks. ''

''Man we should of came with you.' Merry interrupted.

''Let me finish!'' Elrond snapped. ''So anyway we go by a warehouse and decided to try them out. But the warehouse blows up. Now this man is chasing us. '' He took a deep breath.

Everyone was silent until Merry and Pippin started cracking up.

'' Now what is so funny?'' Elrond demanded.

'That's to funny to me!'' Merry still laughed.

''Yeah really blowing up a warehouse!''

''Oh really?'' What about at Bilbo's party with the dragon?'' Frodo shot back at them.

''Your point is?'' Pippin rolled his eyes.

''Forget it!'' Frodo said. ''Why do you need our help?''

''Well we need you guys to guard us from the police. '' Elldan remarked.

''Oh well we are on the run from fan girls so we have to be careful.'' Merry added.

''Oh fan girls great.'' Elrond said in a sarcastic tone.

''Hey can we get out of here? I have to go to the bathroom!'' Elrohir whined.

Elldan looked around.'' Yes indeed it's safe. ''

''Yahoooooooooooooo!'' Elrond said in joy.

They get out of the barrel and they're off.

Narrator: Back in Disclaimer's room!

Screams ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Author: What's wrong?

Narrator: Orlando Bloom is in the closet. I love Disclaimer even though I have hated her forever.

Author: sarcastic tone He isn't in there. You know that Disclaimer is a bastard and full of BS.

Narrator: No really he is in here.

Author: walks over to the closet Holy Shit! I'm not dreaming!

Narrator and Author scream

Yahoooooooooooooo! We aren't dreaming!

Orlando: Will you stop with the bloody screaming? I have a headache.

Narrator: Keep your pants on.

Author: We aren't used to meeting famous people like you.

Narrator: We love you!

Orlando: Well thanks for making me feel special. Now will you loves like untie me?

Author: Sure! Untie him

Orlando: Yes thank you! Hugs them both

Author: How long have you been in here?

Orlando: For weeks

Narrator: how could you survive that long?

Orlando: Basically food and water and air.

Author: How did you get here?

Orlando: Well I was at my mums house for a family gathering. Pauses The next thing I know I'm here.

Where is Disclaimer anyway?

Narrator: um she quit the business.

Author: Yeah let's go with that!

Orlando: Ok

Silence

Orlando: Are you guy's hungry?

Author and Narrator: Yeah!

Orlando: Let's get something to eat.

Like fish and chips!

Author: How about a burger?

Orlando and Narrator: Yeah!

They run off