Chapter 10
Author: I'm hungry, oh yeah I don't own Lord Of The Rings. Takes out a hamburger and starts eating Ok back to the story!
Narrator: So Saruman and Denathor are playing gold fish.
" So do you have any jacks? '', Saruman asked.
" Go Fish!''
"I hate you so much,'' Saruman whined as he took a card from the Go Fish Pile.
Denathor looked at his cards. He had a book of jacks. "Ha I have a book of jacks,'' Denathor laughed and put them down. " Have any queens?'' He asked Saruman.
" Yes,'' he gave all of them to Denathor.
Gimli woke up and said: "Saruman Denathor is going to kick your ass all the way to Mozambique. '' Then he fell back asleep again.
A couple minutes later Denathor gained four more books. The deck was gone and their cards were too. Saruman had 1 book and Denathor had five.
" I win!'' Denathor exclaimed. " Well I hope you have fun writing your song,'' Denathor mocked.
"I can't believe I am doing this.'' Saruman said to himself.
Later on that night, Saruman was on the floor lying on his stomach writing the love song. With his paper and a pencil he began to write.
Meanwhile, Sam came out of his room and tiptoed in the hallway. He loved midnight snacks. When he came out he saw Saruman on the floor.
He then wondered what could possibly he be doing at this hour.
''Everyone else is sleeping, a little late to be writing up plans to take over the world don't you think?''
" What do you want hobbit,'' Saruman turned around.
Sam just laughed.
"What is so funny?'' Saruman demanded.
" Oh nothing you wouldn't understand,'' Sam said.
"Okay then, now scram and let me finish my work.''
" Why at this hour?''
"I can't sleep!''
Sam peeked at his work. "World domination plans eh?''
" Yes, now get your little half ling ass out of here!''
''It is a love song for Gollum,'' Sam shrieked. He just started laughing.
''What is so funny?''
''This is hilarious, I have to tell the others about this they would get a kick out of this.'' He said still laughing.
Saruman stood up looking firmly at Sam. " You can't tell anyone what I'm doing. The reason why I'm doing this is because Denathor and I made a bet and he won so this is what I have to do.''
Sam stopped laughing. " You are going to sing this to Gollum out loud in front of everyone?''
"Duh!''
" Well good luck with the song '', said Sam still laughing as he left.
Narrator: Well this will be interesting. Now let us see how the stalkers are doing.
The stalkers are on the street still finding Frodo.
" Have you found Frodo yet?'' Rachel asked.
"Hmm'', said Ann checking her GPS. " No not yet. He keeps moving.''
" What about Legolas and Aragorn?'' Heather asked.
Ann checked her GPS. Then, red dots appeared and their names are written underneath. " Yes I found them. ''
Heather begins to hyperventilate.
" Keep your pants on!'' Ann shouted.
Heather stopped and Kelsey held on to her so she wouldn't continue.
" Ok I found them both at the Las Vegas Club, which isn't far from where we are standing.'' " We can get them first then Eowyn unless Frodo is in a closer spot. "
" Ok let's get this over with,'' Kelsey said with a sigh.
The stalkers ran off.
Narrator: Well the end!
Author: I'm getting exited.
Narrator: About what?
Author: Well Saruman's song and Haldir meets Lalathith. I hope Frodo will be found.
Narrator: Well you decide that.
Author: I don't like pressure!
Narrator: Well deal with it!
Author: Okay