Chapter 14: Michael Jackson and Pizza!
Narrator: Hey there mates! How are you guys doing? I am great thank you for asking.
Anyway let's go to the Hard Rock Hotel where everyone is staying.
It was early in the morning. Gandalf was awake and hungry. "Let us see what food is in the kitchen.'' Gandalf said. He rummaged through cabinets and the pantry. " This food is horrible!'' he decided. So he went to order pizza. He dialed the pizza place and someone picked up.
"Welcome to Barney's funkiest freshest pizza. How may we help you?''
" Hi Barney, if that is your real name. My name is Gandalf the White and I would like to order fourteen boxes of pizza with extra cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, and anchovies.''
"Alright, the pizzas will arrive in half an hour."
Gandalf told him where to deliver the pizza, and hung up the phone. He grabbed a chair and opened the cabinet. Standing on the chair plates was stacked together. He took out plates slowly but they started to shake and he lost his balance and fell on the floor.
The plates all shattered.
Meanwhile, in Aragorn's room he Legolas and Haldir woke up. " What is that noise?'' he panicked.
"It could be a burglar," Legolas panicked too.
" Yeah Legolas is right,'' Haldir agreed.
In Frodo's room they were also filled with panic. " Are we getting robbed?'' Frodo said frightened.
"I think so.'' Merry stated.
"They are taking the food!'' Pippin stated too.
They scurried out of their room and went into the main area. They saw Gandalf on the floor. Haldir, Aragorn, and Legolas came in too.
"Gandalf are you alright?'' Frodo wondered.
"Don't worry I am fine!'' Gandalf replied sarcastically.
The girls, the twins and Elrond walked in with confusion on their faces.
"Whoa someone is clumsy." Elrohir commented.
Gandalf glared at Elrohir.
"What is for breakfast?'' Pippin asked.
"Pizza!''
"Interesting.'' Merry said.
Half and hour later the doorbell rang. Aragorn went to get it. He opened the door.
"Hello," said the pizza guy. "Are you Gandalf the White?''
"Umm no,'' he looked at his name tag. "No Jim.''
"Ha,'' Gandalf shouted while still on the floor. "I figured his name wasn't Barney!''
" Alright…''
"So how much are the pizzas?''
"One hundred and forty dollars."
"Who has one hundred forty dollars?'' Haldir asked.
"No!'' Merry said.
" No way!'' Pippin declared.
" I am not made of money.'' Eowyn said flatly.
" Well I never thought I had to do this,'' Aragorn replied sadly. He took out his LIMITED EDITION MICHAEL JACKSON CREDIT CARD.
Suddenly, outside there was a scream.
Anyway he handed the LIMITED EDITION MICHAEL JACKSON CREDIT CARD to the pizza guy. The pizza guy examined it.
" I am sorry but the LIMITED EDITION MICHAEL JACKSON CREDIT CARD has expired."
He took out a pair of scissors and cut up the LIMITED EDITION MICHAEL JACKSON CREDIT CARD.
" How dare you cut up my LIMITED EDITION MICHAEL JACKSON CREDIT CARD!'' Aragorn gasped.
"It was about time.'' Legolas added.
Michael Jackson barged in. " Hey I resent that! That was cold, demeaning, discriminatory…'' Some guy shot him.
"Hoooah!'' Michael Jackson cried.
"Why did it expire anyway?'' Galadriel wanted to know.
Legolas's eye began to twitch.
"Dude what is wrong with your eye?'' Elrohir noticed.
"Nothing!''
" No it isn't fine!''
"Yes it is!'' His eye was still twitching.
Aragorn turned around to face Legolas. "So you maxed out my credit card eh?'' He started to advance on him.
"Yes!'' Legolas squeaked.
"What did you buy? ''
Legolas went into the bathroom and showed him all the beauty products.
"I can't believe you bought all that crap!''
"It isn't crap!''
"You are dead meat you bastard.'' Aragorn was now very angry. He charged after Legolas and Legolas ran away.
"You're getting me another one!'' Aragorn commanded while still chasing him.
Legolas screamed and ran away.
"Wow," whistled Pippin.
"Wow what?'' Merry knitted his eyebrows.
"Legolas is the only person I know that does the greatest girly scream ever!''
"True!''
Gandalf was still on the floor. "What about me? I have been here for half an hour!'' Gandalf was pissed.
"Don't worry,'' Frodo reassured him. " We are always their for you.''
" I don't think so.''
Frodo went to help him up.
"That will hurt till morning,'' Gandalf held his back.
"Ahem!'' Frodo coughed.
"Thanks Frodo.''
Pippin rubbed his stomach. "I am hungry. Can we eat?''
"No not until I figure out how to pay for the pizza.'' Aragorn said.
Elrond forked over some cash. "There.''
"This will do!'' The pizza guy took the money.
Aragorn and Legolas stopped running.
The pizza guy left. Now it was to dig in.
Narrator: Well at least they have the pizzas. Legolas better get Aragorn a credit card soon.
Author: Aragorn is a freak man with his LIMITED EDITION MICHAEL JACKSON CREDIT CARD.
Narrator: Yeah!
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