Chapter 15: Let's go clubbing
Narrator: Hey mates!
Author: Funky fresh chickens!
Narrator: blank look What?
Author: Never mind
Narrator: Ummmm okay. Let's get to the story.
The gang ate all of the pizzas. Now there stomachs were all full. The pizza boxes were all in the garbage. " I can't even move.'' Pippin clutched his stomach in pain.
"You said it!'' Merry agreed.
Narrator: Later on at the bar the gang just hangs out.
Aragorn sat down on a barstool. The bartender an old man came over to Aragorn. "Hey there Aragorn!'' the bartender greeted him.
Aragorn was so confused. " Do I know you?''
"Yeah the other night you came here. You were hitting on me!''
"Right… Well I must go so see you around.'' Aragorn got up and left.
As he walked away the bartender was staring. "Man I love the way he walks.''
Meanwhile, a show was going on. " And now it's.'' The ringmaster boomed but he was cut off as the marching band came in and played the theme to "Monty Python's Flying Circus.'' Girls came in and twirled flags.
"No!'' The Ringmaster roared.
"Oh sorry,'' the drum major like a conductor apologized. They stopped playing and left.
" Anyway before I was rudely interrupted.'' The ringmaster said very angrily.
"And now it's the Balrog to do some tricks.'' The curtain opened and the Balrog was there. He was fiery red with a nose ring. He doesn't look very happy.
" Your supposed to die!'' Gandalf shouted.
The Balrog ignored him. He did some tricks.
In the shadows, Lalathith was creeping about. "Haldir is mine.'' she reminded herself. "He won't accept it.''
The hobbits are chilling out. Pippin is ordering ale. Merry and Frodo are playing a card game called spit. " Ok Merry ready to spit?'' Frodo asked Merry.
So they played and Pippin watched. But, Pippin saw the same group of Fan girls that chased them before.
" Hey it is the hobbits!'' one exclaimed.
Pippin knew it was time to get out of here .He got up from his seat and ran as fast as his legs could carry him. Merry and Frodo saw Pippin running and got up to follow him.
"Why are we running?'' Frodo panted.
"The fan girls are back.'' Pippin said while running out of breath. "I hate Déjà vu.'' They kept running since there wasn't a place to hide.
Merry turned his head to see if they were chasing them. They were gone. "Their gone!'' Merry said.
"Good!'' Frodo wiped off the sweat from his face with a napkin. " Let's go to New Zealand. ''
The girls are trying their luck at the slot machines. Galadriel had all the luck. " I am rich!'' she rejoiced.
Eowyn turned around to stare at her money. " Holy shit, you lucky bastard.'' she was speechless. Arwen nodded her head in agreement.
Legolas was drunk again. He ran up to the stage. He started to stagger and lose balance. Girls were cheering and cheering.
"Tell me about it stud.'' He began to sing:
I got the chills. They're multiplying.
And I'm losing' control.
Cause the power you're supplying' it's electrifyin!
You better shape up Cause I need a man and my heart is set up; you better shape up; you better understand to my heart I must be true!
Nothing' left for me to do
You're the one I want!
At this point he jumped off the stage. He walked through the crowd.
A fan girl was going bananas. " I am the one he wants.'' Since he was walking her way.
Yeah, in her dreams he pushed her out of the way and she flew into the garbage can.
He walked up to a sign. The sign said: "No Littering!''
"You're the one I want!"
The sign didn't reply. But he continued. OOO honey the one I want! The One I need Oh yes Indeed!
I better shape up cause
you need a man!
I need a man who can keep me satisfied.
I better shape up if I'm gonna prove.
You better prove that my faith is justified.
Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure down deep inside.
You're the one I want.
You're the one I want ooo honey
The one I want ooo the one I need Oh, yes indeed. Song ends
"Encore Encore.'' The audience shouted.
"Why not?'' Legolas smiled. He ripped the sign out of the ground and ran up to the stage holding the sign. He sang again:
We Go Together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong.remembered forever like shoo bop shoo wada wadda yi pitty boom de boom.
Chang chang chang –it- ty chang shoop –bop.
That's the way it should be
Wha ooh yeah!
We're one of a kind like dip di- dip di- dip Doo- bop a doo –bee doo
Our names are signed Boog –ed-dy boog-e-dy boog-edy boog-e-dy
Shoo –by doo –wop she –bop
Chang chang chang –it ty chang shoop bop We'll always be like one! Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
When we go out at night. And stars are shinin' bright up in the skies above.
Or at the school dance
Where you can find romance.
Maybe it might be OhOh Oh Oh Oh…
He faints
" Nooo.'' The fan girls cried.
Aragorn and Haldir were watching to the all of the commotion going on.
" I wonder who is performing?'' Haldir asked.
Aragorn pushed through the crowd. He saw Legolas passed out on the stage.
He came back and told Haldir what was happening. " Legolas in drunk. And performed then fainted.'' He then ran up onto the stage. Now the fan girls were going insane.
" Aragorn be mine!'' one shouted.
" Sorry girls I am married. Happily I might add.'' Aragorn made it clear to them.
He dragged Legolas off the stage. Legolas still clutched the sign in his hand.
Gandalf was playing Black Jack against Elrond. The dealer dealt two cards. They turned them over. Gandalf wanted to go up. " Hit me." " Okay sir you have thirteen and you
Sir.'' he talked to Gandalf have twenty-one. '' Gandalf took the chips and ran off.
The dealer left him alone.
Later on, Elrond wanted to play again. He lost a lot but refused to give up.
"Sir you lost a long time ago. You are now at forty – seven.''
"Yeah!'' One guy said.
People in line started to protest. " We have been waiting here for two hours.'' They roared.
"They are right.'' The dealer agreed. " Sir you are starting a scene. You must leave or I will call security the dealer warned.''
"Nooo,'' Elrond screamed. The twins had to grab him and drag him away.
Narrator: That must have been embarrassing for Elladan and Elrohir.
Elrohir: Oh yeah!
Elladan: Thanks for agreeing with us Narrator.
Narrator: Your welcome!