Chapter Three: A Tupperware Collector's Dream!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. I own nothing except Ahanu, Alanna, And Chelsea... But Ahanu is the only character I made up. Whatever

"Hey Sora! Whatcha been up to?" Yuffie asked, lightly poking the small boy in the chest.

"YUFFIE! ONLY I CAN POKE HIM!" Riku yelled, chasing the ninja out of the alleyway.

Everyone rolled their eyes this time. Suddenly, someone appeared out of thin air.

"Hey Ahanu!" Everyone shouted, even Riku and Yuffie, pausing before resuming their chasing.

Ahanu, a short, blonde, boy who was wearing a black trench coat, decided it was the perfect time to get pissed:

"WHY ARE YOU ALL ROLLING YOUR EYES SO MUCH? IT'S LIKE, RETARDED!"

Everyone rolled their eyes again, and Ahanu was so mad he disappeared once again.

"Okay everyone! Sit your freakin asses on the ground now!" A duck near the entrance said.

"A-huyk!" Goofy said from his place next to Donald.

Of course, everyone obeyed. Because, Donald Duck was scary.

Pleased, Donald said, "Now, all of you calm down. Now. And you can get up."

They did.

Chelsea asked him, "Are your feathers really that white? Or do you dye them?"

Everyone gaped.

"Why, of course they are this color naturally!" Donald said, annoyed.

"Wow! You must be really old!" Alanna said, only to regret it moments later.

"What. Did. You. Say?" Donald said. His face was red and they all swore steam was streaming out of his ducky ears. "YOU BRAT! GET BACK HERE! I WILL KILL YOU! THUNDAGA! FIRAGA! YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU HEAR ME? DEAD!"

While Donald was shouting death threats at Alanna and chasing her to the ends of the earth, Riku and Sora started another make-out session.

Yuffie was occupying herself with using Goofy as target practice, using one of her infamous ninja stars.

"Ouchie! Stop it Yuffie! That Smarts!"

"Mwahahaha! Stupid dog! Err… Whatever you are!"

Chelsea was bored.

She decided to explore Traverse Town on her own. She wandered out of the alley and into the street. She noticed random shops and decided to go into one of them.

"Cooper's Sporks and Such…" Chelsea muttered to herself, looking at the violet sign above the orange shop and door. "Awesome!"

"Oh my…" Chelsea muttered to herself when she opened the door. "This…this is awesome…"

Everything from Sporks, spoons, forks, and other silverware and dishes, lined the walls.

"It's like… A Tupperware collectors dream!" Chelsea was the president of the "I Love Sporks Club." Her members? Raechel and Sierra, Alanna's and her friends. Alanna wasn't allowed in the club because she wasn't Sporkey enough. But, before Earth was destroyed, the three members discussed inviting her to join.

Alanna was very upset she didn't get a chance.

At least, she would when Chelsea reminded her later. Oh, Chelsea was such a good friend!

Well anyways, she started looking around the shop. She found a shopping bag and started loading it up with the products.

"Why hello, there! Welcome to Cooper's Sporks and Such! I'm Cooper. How may I help you?" She heard from behind her.

The speaker was a middle-aged man. His hair was a dark shade of violet, almost matching the shop's signs the labeled what was for sale. He was wearing blue jeans and an orange shirt, just like the walls in his shop.

"Hi! I'm Chelsea. No thanks, I'm just fine." She answered, going back to browsing the red bowls she had been looking at.

"Um… You do know those green knives cost 50 munny each… don't you?"

"Oh my god! I totally forgot about munny! Do you accept dollars?"

"Well… I don't know what they are, so no, we don't." He said, brow furrowing. "Sorry, kid."

Chelsea hit her head and put thebag down. "Hold those! I'll be right back!"

She turned and ran out of the shop. Once she got back to where chaos was slowly forming, she screamed, "OKAY EVERYONE! LISTEN UP!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing immediatly and looked up. They all blinked expectantly, like they were wanting something important.

"I need some munny! Please?" She said more quietly.

Silence.

"I said please..."

Awkward silence... Then:

"Okay, here you go!" said Sora, and handed her a pouch

"Yay!" She said, and hugged Sora tightly, and sped off before Riku could do something drastic.

When she got back to the shop, Cooper blinked, surprised.

"That was fast." He observed.

"Haha, I didn't want you to sell those!" She grinned.

"Okay, so do you have the munny?"

"Yup! Here ya go!" She handed him the yellow coins in the pouch she had recieved.

After he counted out the munny, Cooper handed her a large bag. "Have a nice day, and come back soon!"

'Once i get some more munny... I spent all of it!' Chelsea thought to herself gloomily.

Well, haha... I had fun with the beginning of this chapter. Next time: Meet The Fuckers