Bite The Dust

You Get Me

Just something a little different- lots of Luna Love-good-ness. Heh, get it? It's a pun, you know… see, Lovegood… goodness... yeah. I'm going to stop talking now.

R&R

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Luna Lovegood was an odd girl, as any one of the many students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry would tell you. She wore necklaces of Butter-beer corks, was famous for her numerous odd hats –even more so than Gina Longwhite, a witch famous for her court hearing in which her hat sprouted legs, hopped off her head, scuttled over to the jury box and proceeded to beat the jury members with a Bubo-tuber tentacle- and was, as most would put, just plain odd.

And so it was that Harry Potter and his friends were more than a little put-off at sharing a carriage with her on the way to Hogwarts. Ron Weasley, Harry's best friend, leant close to Harry and whispered something that made the bespectacled boy snort and glance over at Luna.

Luna seemed to catch this, however, as she was now adept at spotting when people were whispering about her. "So I'm a little left-of-centre."

Harry and Ron glanced up quickly, both looking rather uncomfortable. "Well you are a little out-of-tune." Hermione had given up the pretence of reading and was now looking at Luna calmly, oblivious to the panic-stricken looks Ron was shooting her way.

"Some say I'm paranormal," Apparently not taking any notice that Hermione even existed, Luna leant close to Ron, her voice lowering. "So I just bend their spoon."

Ron let out a strangled laugh as if he wasn't quite sure if she was joking or not. "Well, er- who- who wants to be- be ordinary?"

"I don't care what they're saying," Luna said, shooting a glance at Harry and Hermione. "As long as I'm your girl."

Harry shoved his hand in his mouth to stop himself from laughing, while Hermione snorted into her book.

"Er-" Ron seemed to be lost for words as he stared at Luna in disbelief.

Looking at him in earnest, Luna took his hands in hers. "You get me, when nobody understands." Ron had now turned an alarming shade of red. "Come and take the chance."

Stuttering, Ron quickly glanced from Harry to Hermione, desperate for some help. His friends, however, were merely watching with amusement.

"So what if I see the sunshine in the pouring rain? Some people think I'm crazy." Luna was still continuing her little speech with enthusiasm, her eyes fixed on Ron. "You've seen my secret garden, where all of my flowers grow."

Harry snorted again, but quickly turned it into a cough when Luna glanced over at him.

"I am all you want." Luna had now moved to the ground in front of Ron, still holding his hands. "In my imagination, anything goes."

Ron was now thoroughly disturbed, as any sane person would be when an odd person who you hadn't really talked to started proclaiming their love for you. Of course, Hermione was helping much by rolling her eyes so much that looked as if they were going to roll right out of her head and onto the floor.

"They just roll their eyes." Said Luna, as Hermione once again tested the limits of the human body.

"Er- um, well…" Ron still seemed unable to make any coherent sentences, which gave Luna more time to talk.

"When none of the pieces fit," Luna had now moved so close to Ron that it looked to Harry as if she was going to sit on him. "You make sense of it."

Hermione snorted with amusement at Luna's proclamation.

"I want you." Luna said slowly, her voice an octave lower than normal. "All. The. Time." She moved to press her lips against Ron's when both Harry and Hermione each grabbed one of her arms and hurled her off a dazed Weasley.

"Oh."

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Heh, I know it wasn't very good, but I had to put it up there coz I just thought of Luna, and thought it might be a nice change. Oh well- the next chapter will be longer. What would you like to see in the next one?