A/N- Dudes, If I owned RFR, Do you think the possibility of a Trily will exist? NO! Rily for life! Therefore, I don't own it. Also I want to give a big shout out to my The-N girls, Hannah (who's in this part of the show) Dani (My F/F role model) and Amber (I'll try to get more Travis for you, dear!) who gave me some love, so you rock! Now read it, sing it, love it….
Back in Studio RFR...
Dana (sitting between two cute guys who strangely looks like Travis and Ray, because she's cool like that)- That was the Flashback Video, N'Entropy with "Bye Bye Bye". Now today, I'm so happy to introduce a new VJ. Hannah, where you at?
Outside the studio, a crowd of teens are yelling, and in the center of it all, a girl wearing a white/multicolored polka dot skirt, a blue tee, and green hoop earrings with a pink guitar pick necklace is smiling.
Hannah- Hello Dana! I'm loving the job, man! I get to hang with the real crazy fans! ( As the crowd screams, she pulls someone to her, a dark-skinned girl that looks a lot like Kim) Hey, what's your name?
Fan #1- Kima, from Roscoe! Holla back at my crew!
Hannah- Hey, Kima, who are you feeling on the countdown?
Kima- I love that No Man's Land song. They totally rock! Plus, that new Robbie M. Song is super fly! Robbie, call a sister up, I love you, boo!
Hannah- Cool Beans. Dana, back to you!
Inside the Studio:
Dana- Thank you, Hannah. Anyway, it's time to do our weekly rejection. That's when we pick a video that is not liked...at all! Today it's "I'm Like That" By River Pierce. You requested that this song and video should go because-
Hannah- I have to be in on this! Don't mind, right?
Dana- Nope, speak your mind. That's what TRL's is all about!
Hannah (now on split screen)- Thanks. Anyway, I know I should be fair and whatever but, forget being equal! I hate River with a passion! He can't sing, a complete jerk to all his fans that isn't a model and he's not that cute! Plus, the video's pretty lame until the end. Trust me, I love the end.
Dana- Dang, you really hate River. Anyway, it's time to give it a proper sendoff! This is the LAST airing of River Pierce's video, "I'm All That."
Hannah- Good riddance! (Laughs loudly, as the crowd inside and outside scream)
(Graphic- a big boot kicking a video cassette, the bottom saying in big yellow letters- Rejected!)
(Scene 1- the middle staircase of HRHS)
Mr. Waller is standing on top with teenagers standing on the sides. The song starts up when he starts walking down, handing out pink detention slips, the kids walking down, upset as they receive them:
Dis is the point when I need everybody get to the class room
It's like that y'all (that y'all), that y'all (that y'all)
Da da da da, I like that y'all (that y'all)
It's like that y'all (that y'all), that y'all (that y'all)
Like da da da da, I like that y'all (that y'all) RP
River walks into the hall, smiles at Waller, and starts singing the first part of the first verse, walking:
All of the hot chicks want me
Feeling so hot tamale
Kim, I know you watchin me
So what's it gonna be?
He winks at Kim, who's in the booth, and she faints. He continues walking, singing:
Popularity's taking me higher
I'm super cool and I like it
Waller thinks I'm inspired
River gets a crown thrown at him. As he catches it and puts it on his head, he says the next part:
But really I'm here
Until I'm crowned Prom King
The bell rings, and a bunch of pretty girls come out, lift him up and he sings:
Cuz that's my life
No stress, no fights
It's Cake all of the time
No tears, no time to cry
Because I'm just too damn fine
He walks into the lunchroom, which is turned into a big ballroom, with a DJ and people dressed up. He himself is in a suit, and his crown. He sings the next part, as the lyrics play out on screen:
Everybody is livin it up
All the freshmen keep lookin' at us (cuz)
Me and my crew on the floor like what
While Waller keeps on spinnin my cut
I'm all that y'all (that y'all), that y'all (that y'all)
It's like da da da da, I'm all that y'all (that y'all)
It's like that y'all (that y'all), that y'all (that y'all)
It's like da da da da, I 'm all that y'all (that y'all)
Lily walks by, and he smirks, saying:
Lily like this, she knows it
Robbie sees this, taps him on the shoulder and sings:
River, you're so boring
River pushes him away and sings the rest:
Don't hate me if I'm explosive
Baby, come and get it
Let me give you what you need
My life's a special occasion
Rivi's emancipation
A cause for celebration
I ain't gonna let nobody's jealousy bother me
Kim and Waller come out with sparkly outfits and stand behind him, singing:
Cuz that's his life
No stress, no fights
It's Cake all of the time
No tears (no tears), no time to cry
River jumps in, with a close up, saying:
Because I'm just too damn fine
The scene spins around to see River dancing with Kim, as he sings, again the lyrics play out perfectly:
Everybody is livin it up
That Robbie kid keeps lookin at us (cuz)
Me and Kim is on the floor like what
While Waller keeps on spinnin my cuts
I'm all that y'all (that y'all), that y'all (that y'all)
It's like da da da da, I'm all that y'all (that y'all)
It's like that y'all (that y'all), that y'all (that y'all)
It's like da da da da, I'm all that y'all (that y'all)
The room goes dark, and a lone spotlight shines on a spinning River as confetti fly down to him, singing:
Cuz that's my life (That's, that's my life)
No stress, no fights
It's Cake all of the time
No tears (no tears), no time to cry
Because, look at me, I'm damn fine!
Soon, we see Ray, Travis, Robbie, and Lily, all looking angry and vengeful (Even Travis!)
River keeps dancing, now with more girls, everyone singing, except our RFR buddies:
Everybody is livin it up (I said everybody)
All the weird kids keep lookin at us (lookin at us)
Me and my crew on the floor like what
While Waller keeps on spinning my cut
I'm all that y'all (that y'all), that y'all (that y'all)
I'm like da da da da, I'm all that y'all (that y'all)
I'm like that y'all (that y'all), that y'all (that y'all)
It's like da da da da, I'm all that y'all (that y'all)/i
Waller comes out in the middle of the floor, and starts break dancing, as Ed and Ted sing:
Let's Go Now (what), let's go now (what)
Here we go now (what), here we go now (what)
Let's Go Now (what), let's go now (what)
Here we go now (what), here we go now (what)
We turn back to River who sees Lily and smiles, until he sees she's mad, along with her three friends. They surround him, all hitting their hands with their fists. He sings with Ed and Ted, looking scared:
Let's Go Now (what), let's go now (what)
Here we go now (what), here we go now (what)
Let's Go Now (what), let's go now (what)
Here we go now (what), here we go now (what)
We leave with River Pierce, looking quite worried. The screen goes dark and says in nice letters "To Be Continued?"