Chapter 41

Blanket disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Ninja Gaiden or DOA

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Researching School life in Japan is rather complex so I'm glossing a lot of stuff over. This chapter will mainly focus around Naruto's second year class which includes Naruto, Hinata and Kasumi. Overall it flowed fairly well. Let's see what hijinks happen to the Uzumakis in high school. Here is chapter 41. Enjoy!

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Kyoto City….

"An assassination at a high school dorm?" asked Bayman in disbelief.

Christie nodded, "That's what I thought but Victor Donovan doesn't like loose ends."

Bayman was really tempted to walk away from this job. 'The money is good but I'll have to tolerate this Christie woman over an extended period of time.' "I trust you have a dossier on the target as well as building maps?" asked the former commando. "It's not like either of us can walk into a high school and pass off as students."

Christie smiled coldly and said, "You are in then?"

Bayman nodded and narrowed his eyes. "Let's see the pictures."

The British assassin opened a folder that had a picture of Alyssa Graves and Kokoro Douglas. "This is the target and her roommate. Cute isn't she?"

….

Ritsumeikan Uji High School, Uji City, Kyoto Prefecture, Japan

In the homeroom of Class 2, Year 2; three new students were being introduced by their homeroom teacher. Her name was Ms. Iwata Maiko. "These three are new transfer students and will be joining us for the rest of the school year. Please welcome them. Why don't you three introduce yourselves?"

Naruto stepped forward and said, "I'm Uzumaki Naruto and I'm originally from Hokkaido. I'm pleased to meet all of you and hope to do well. Before anyone asks, my Mother is a foreigner and blond is my actual hair color. He bowed respectfully and stepped back.

The class murmured a bit among themselves at Naruto's introduction.

"He's a natural blonde, cool!" said one girl.

One of the boys said, "What's with those whisker marks on his cheeks?"

"I hope he sits be me." whispered a girl. "I think he's cute."

It was Kasumi's turn and she stepped up. "I'm Tenshin Kasumi and I'm originally from here in Kyoto, I hope we can all be friends!" She then bowed properly and rose with a smile on her face.

Class 2's boys were rather enthused.

"She's hot!" whispered one of the boys with a slight nosebleed.

One of the girls said, "Typical boys, they're all staring at her chest."

Another girl replied, "At least she doesn't seem stuck up like our resident Ice Queen Graves."

"I wonder if she has a boyfriend?" thought one boy aloud.

Hinata took a breath and stepped forward. "I'm Hyūga Hinata and I come from Hokkaido also. I'm very new to Kyoto so I hope we all get along. Thank you." She bowed as well.

"Oh my lord; two new sexy babes in our class!" whispered one boy. "Thank you god! I must have been living right."

"Her violet eye color is so amazing!" commented one girl. "She's really pretty."

Another girl grumped, "She and the other new girl are just as built as Kokoro. This is not fair."

"I hope they sit her close to me so I can get to know her." said another boy in a sleazy tone.

"You're just a pervert." growled a girl near him.

….

Naruto was soon sitting beside Alyssa Graves and diagonal from Kokoro Douglas. He really wished he could trade with Kasumi because she was sitting between the perverted kid and Yuji. Hinata was sitting between two girls in the back row with and empty seat in front of her.

Naruto got out his textbooks and said a short prayer that it wouldn't be as boring as Iruka-sensei's lectures. He tried to say hello to Alyssa and Kokoro but Alyssa made a point not to look at him and Kokoro just waved shyly and gave a gentle hello before she turned her attention back to Iwata-sensei. The first two hours passed quietly as Naruto struggled with math and English. In between classes Alyssa Graves turned to him and asked, "Are you friends with those two new girls?"

Naruto smiled and said, "Yes, Hinata-chan and Kasumi-chan are-"

"You will introduce me to them over the lunch hour." said Alyssa in a commanding tone. "I wish to speak with them."

Naruto's blue eyes sparked in anger and locked with Alyssa's brown ones. He said with a small spike of killing intent, "Is that the way you ask for a favor Graves-san?"

The sandy blonde haired girl was taken aback and blushed hotly. 'H-how dare he speak to me that way!' she thought.

Kokoro said in a warm tone, "Uzumaki-kun is new here Alyssa-chan. You should be kinder to him." She turned her gray eyes to Naruto and said; "Alyssa and I hoped to befriend Hyūga-san and Tenshin-san." She felt Naruto's killing subside a bit and thought, 'Uzumaki-kun knows how to fight. I can tell from my Ba Ji Quan training.'

The flustered Alyssa said, "I would like to meet them if you please Uzumaki-san."

Naruto simply said, "I'll see what I can do."

….

Kasumi was visiting with Naruto's roommate Yuji who was dazzled by the kunoichi's beauty. "Ayane-chan is my little sister. The whole family knows the Tenshin style of kenjutsu."

Yuji blushed slightly a Kasumi's smile and asked, "So is Hinata-san related to Maya-san as well?"

The Uzumaki kunoichi nodded, "They are cousins but very close." She motioned to the pervert on her other side and asked, "Who is he? If he keeps staring I might have to hurt him."

Yuji cringed slightly. 'She really is the Dragon Lady's big sister!' "Um, he's Soji Shindou and is kind of a pervert. You might want to watch it around him."

About that time a lanky and sloppily dressed boy entered the classroom and said, "Made it!"

The class rep Izumi Yora said, "You're two hours tardy Tooru-san!"

"Don't worry about!" said Tooru in a dismissive way. He walked back and saw Hinata's voluptuous figure sitting in the formerly empty chair behind him. "Well hello baby!" he said lecherously. He smiled….until he saw Hinata's burning glare.

Tooru shivered and Hinata said, "You are one of those three idiots I met yesterday from the karate club picking on Rin-chan. I hope you aren't as stupid as your leader was."

The lanky boy gulped and said; "Ummm….I'll just be taking my seat now…." 'Shit, she completely flattened Tomoki-aniki. I hope she isn't mad at me!'

….

Cafeteria

At lunchtime, Naruto was sitting with Hinata and Kasumi and the three of them were talking quickly to each other about what was going on. Naruto already told the girls about the Ice Queen wanting to meet them and soon Alyssa and Kokoro arrived. Alyssa looked at Naruto expectantly before his eyes narrowed and she got flustered and blushed again. Regaining her composure, Alyssa said, "Ah, Uzumaki-kun. Would you introduce us to your friends? I'm Alyssa Graves and this is my good friend Kokoro Douglas." Naruto quickly made formal introductions and went to sit with Yuji so he wouldn't be a third wheel.

Yuji was soon talking to him about how sweet and kind Kasumi was and Naruto simply smiled and agreed. He was hoping that Hinata and Kasumi would be able to break the ice with Alyssa. 'Kokoro-san seems to be a nice person but Alyssa is a snobbish bitch.' thought Naruto. The blonde ninja saw the boy Tooru that came in late earlier playing with paper shuriken and occasional sneaking glances over in Hinata's general direction. Naruto narrowed his eyes at the troublemaker when the boy darted the two paper shuriken at Hinata one after the other….

Hinata nonchalantly snatched the two shuriken out of the air. One nearly hit her head and she caught it between her index and middle fingers. The second flew wide and was about t hit Alyssa but Hinata caught it between her middle and ring fingers. What freaked Tooru out was Hinata never bothered to even look to catch them.

Naruto growled mentally, 'If that punk wants a prank war against my himes I'll give it to him in spades!' Tooru had no idea what kind of a monster he just let out of its cage….

Hinata quietly set the two paper shurikens on the table. 'If I was a kind person I'd dart these back at that Tooru guy and hit him in the eyeballs….But I think I'll let Naruto-kun have him instead.'

Kokoro was wide eyed. "Did you just catch those without even looking Hinata-san?"

"I heard them coming." said Hinata. "They weren't moving that fast."

Alyssa was impressed but didn't realize Hinata was a martial artist. Kokoro did but chose to remain silent on the subject. The Graves girl continued, "So I always make a point to meet my new classmates to see if I can become friends with them. Since you are both new at this school I didn't want you to fall in with the wrong crowd."

Kasumi signed, [The wrong crowd?]

[Here I was planning to join a local motorcycle gang. Too bad]. replied Hinata. Kasumi covered her laughter with a cough.

"Are you alright Kasumi-san?" asked Kokoro.

Kasumi took a drink of water. "I'm fine, I just swallowed wrong." said the Mugen Tenshin Princess.

….

The three afternoon classes were Phys Ed, Cooking/Home Economics (or in Naruto's and Kokoro's case calligraphy) and finally Japanese Literature.

….

After Class Naruto and Yuji returned to the Firits House dormitory so Naruto could unscramble his brain and do his homework. Hinata and Kasumi shadowed Alyssa and Kokoro until the two were safely back in their dorm room. When the two Uzumaki kunoichis made it back to their dorm room Kasumi groaned, "Now we have all this homework to do!"

"I wonder if Naruto-kun is getting his done okay." said Hinata. "He looked completely worn out."

Kasumi said, "If he needs help I imagine he'll call us. Hopefully Yuji-san is helping him out."

….

Firits House, Roof

That night at precisely 12 AM the Uzumakis slipped out of their various rooms and met on the roof of the dormitory. (Naruto left a sleeping Shadow Clone behind in case Yuji awoke). They were all in their ninja gear and scoping out the situation. Naruto hugged and kissed each of his wives. The lot of them collectively found school to be a royal pain in the ass….

"I move that we pipe bomb the Defense Secretary's car after this job." grumbled Maya. "I've already been through this hell once." She brought up a map of the dormitory on her tablet showing where everyone's rooms were. "Marie Rose and Honoka were delayed on their trip until Wednesday so all we have to worry about for now is Alyssa Graves and Kokoro Douglas."

"I'm working on some surveillance tags for the target's rooms." said Naruto. "Once they are done my clones will put them in place during school hours."

"You do know they want us to join clubs don't you?" growled Ayane. "Some of the boys from the Kendo Club came to see Maya and I after class to get us to join."

"If you join a club it should be to watch a target." said Momiji.

Kasumi said, "The problem is we don't know what clubs our targets are in from the dossiers, just assigned classes."

"According to what we've got, Marie Rose likes horror movies and sewing." said Maya.

"That's rather diverse" commented Aoi. "What about the others?"

Maya answered "Well, I-"

They all heard a 'clunk' noise at the far edge of the roof and Hinata activated her byakugan. "It's a grappling hook on the north side of the roof!"

Naruto said, "Set your radios to channel 502 and scatter." The Uzumukis vanished into the darkness….

….

A man climbed up to the roof wearing a facemask and sunglasses (at night). He also had on a dark hoodie, blue jeans and climbing boots. To round out his appearance he had a large duffle bag. Another considerably shorter man in similar dress climbed up after him and said, "Lets assemble the gear before we head in Kei. We have a lot of targets tonight. Remember we're going in quick and quiet. The maintenance guy should have left the roof stairwell unlocked for us."

"I hope so Naoki." said the taller one. "I don't want to get stuck here."

"This will be easy." said the now named Naoki. "Those girls will never know what hit them. We slip in, silently take our shots and leave before they can even scream."

Kei set the duffle bag down and the two men started industriously assembling something.

"Can you tell what they are putting together Hinata-chan?" asked Naruto over the radio thinking it was a rifle.

Hinata was silent for a moment and then she said, "It looks like….a movie camera?"

Maya groaned. "They are perverts trying to make a porn film. I can just feel it. Garbage like this happened a lot in Tokyo all the time."

Everyone's eyes widened and the two men pulled out cameras with high magnification lenses. "Lock and load Kei, it's time to party!"

….

The next morning Firits House was surrounded by police and fire vehicles. The TV news was there reporting on two men hanging from a grappling hook lashed off to the side of the building. All of their camera equipment was on display on the roof they were hanging from. A lot of students were wondering just what the hell was going on so early in the morning and were watching and taking photos or steaming it all live on the web. Kei had fainted dead away and Naoki was scared witless at what had happened the night before….

Flashback….

The two men were doing a last minute check of their cameras when Naoki was greeting with the heavenly sight of Momiji in her kunoichi gear as she came into sight with a sway in her hips. She said in a sultry tone, "What are you little boys up to this evening? Are you being bad…? I might have to punish you for misbehaving…."

"Oh boy! This is gonna be good!" squealed Naoki."Get the camera Kei. Honey, we're going to have a great time!"

Momiji's amber eyes flashed angrily in the moonlight and she used her naginata to slice the crotch out his jeans before his junk came dangling out on display. Naoki was shivering at the gleaming metal so dangerously close to removing his manhood. The killing intent washing over him from Momiji made him piss right there on the roof….

"That's a really pathetic display there shorty." said Aoi from Momiji's side as she twirled her sais artfully. She pointed one of her blades at him "Do you like games? What do you say I play target practice and pin that tiny thing to the roof?"

"No-no-no-no-no!" screeched Naoki as he covered his privates with his hands. He and Kei turned around to run only to find themselves surrounded by four other kunoichis.

"Where do you think you're running to?" asked Ayane harshly. She channeled lightning chakra between her fingers which reflected in her red eyes. "If you think you can get away you are dead wrong."

Kei made a dash for it only to be hit with a juken strike in the solar plexus courtesy of Hinata. "Don't tell me you were going to jump off the roof. We're not done playing with you yet. We've barely started….You can start by telling us who all is involved in this little porn ring of yours…."

Kei and Naoki's girlish screams carried on for nearly an hour before they both passed out….

Flashback End….

Now the two hapless would be movie makers were being brought down the ladder of a fire truck to the waiting ambulances below. Their clothes were in tatters though their skin was never touched. "The-they were hot girl ninjas I tell you!" screeched Naoki all out of sorts. "One of them threatened to castrate me with a spear!"

Kei was brought around to the land of consciousness with smelling salts and cried, "She-she shocked the living hell out of me with electricity! I'm never, ever going to make a porn film again! It's too dangerous. Put me in jail where it's safe!" Then he started bawling and calling for his Mother….

….

The most interesting thing about it all was kept very quiet….

….

Uji Police Station, Captain Nohara's Office

"Captain Nohara, he just appeared out there at the entrance all tied up with all the information on sixteen people including the two at the Ritsumeikan Uji High School Dorms. It's a whole pornography ring sir." said the police Sergeant.

Nohara looked at the paperwork in front of him. "Sergeant Ikeda, please tell me this has already been forwarded to the Kyoto Prefectural Police Headquarters."

"It has sir." replied the Sergeant.

'Finally, someone competent!' thought the Captain. "Well done Ikeda. Were any on the list here in Uji-City proper?"

"Only the man that was tied up and deposited out front." said Ikeda. "His name is Abe Azumi and does the maintenance for the school district's air conditioners. He admitted to leaving roof key doors unlocked so others could break in."

"And how did he get caught?" asked Nohara.

"Apparently he was captured in his home and questioned by 'angry ninjas' who then knocked him out." replied the Sergeant. "When he came around he was sitting out front of our door."

Nohara groaned. "So he wasn't tortured by 'hot girl ninjas?'

Ikeda got out his report and said, "According to Abe-san there was a female and a male ninja that put a sword to his throat and questioned him. Judging by the results it's a very effective means of interrogation." added the Sergeant in a sardonic tone.

"There is a reason swords and guns are strictly under control laws Sergeant." said the Captain in a droll tone.

"Of course sir!" answered Ikeda brightly.

"So what about his sudden appearance out front?" asked the Captain. "Surely our security cameras picked up someone dropping him off."

"Our surveillance people are looking into it sir." replied Sergeant Ikeda. "Watching the film at standard speeds he just appears. Surveillance is slowing the camera speed down to see what exactly happened."

….

Ritsumeikan Uji High School

Iwata-sensei was addressing her class first thing in the morning. "The Police have reported that two criminals were caught attempting to break into the Firits House last night. We advise all students, particularly female students be careful and aware of your surroundings. Travel in groups if you absolutely must go out after dark. Until this matter is formally settled we don't want anyone in danger."

"What about the ninjas the perverts were crying about on the news?" asked Soji excitedly. "Those two guys were ripped to shreds from I saw on the web. This is some seriously cool stuff!"

"Probable sex offenders trying to break into a high school dormitory is not cool Soji-kun." growled Iwata-sensei. "Get your priorities straight."

After homeroom the class broke into a general chatter about the probable sex offenders. "It's strange. I didn't hear a thing until the sirens this morning. They claim the ninjas caught them in the middle of the night and hung them out to dry." said the Class Rep. "You live in Firits House too Yuji-kun. Did you hear anything?"

Yuji shrugged, "Sorry Yora but both Naruto and I slept though the whole thing. We didn't wake up until my clock radio went off."

"You are roommates with Naruto-kun, Yuji?" asked a girl with stars in her eyes.

"Yeah, Naruto moved in last weekend." said Yuji with a questioning tone. "Why do you ask?"

"No particular reason!" said the girl with a blush as she stole a glance at Naruto who was tiredly looking over his math homework.

Naruto thought to himself, 'Being a ninja is so much easier than being some sort of academic. The whole porn business last night was ridiculous. Those guys really need a hobby.'

His thoughts were interrupted by Alyssa. "Good morning to you Uzumaki-kun." she said in a condescending tone.

The blonde ninja wanted to growl. 'What a troublesome girl. Gods, I sound like Shikamaru.' "Good morning Graves-san." he said in a flat tone. Naruto turned to Kokoro and said in a more upbeat voice, "And good morning to you Douglas-san."

Kokoro smiled and said, "Good morning Uzumaki-kun; is today treating you well?"

"I'm just a bit tired." admitted Naruto. "I'm still adjusting to my new place." 'Not to mention I was up all night chasing moronic perverts around Uji-City. I wonder if they found the fourth guy yet.' "The sirens this morning were unexpected." he fibbed.

The Ba Ji Quan fighter said, "Well, that isn't the norm around here. It's usually quite peaceful. Sex offenders and ninjas are a new one in this area."

"That's good to know." replied the blonde.

….

Uji Police Station, Parking Lot

"A city councilman was funding it? Really?" asked Sergeant Ikeda on his cell phone. "I knew the name was familiar on the list but I didn't think it was that Kawashida Minoru. I'll pass it along to Captain Nohara."

Ikeda walked back into the police station and went to his Captain. "Sir, it appears that City Councilman Kawashida has been located. He was found naked and tied to a chair in a brothel. All the evidence that he was funding the pornography ring is there with him including the illicit bank accounts he was using."

Nohara put down the remote to his TV and said, "Yes; I'm watching it on TV now. Every TV news station and newspaper was given an anonymous phone call that tipped them off this morning. It's a media circus in Kyoto-City. Crooks I can deal with but corrupt politicians….let's just say I'm glad that mess is up at Prefectural Headquarters. Kawashida's face is being broadcast throughout the country. I have to wonder if he wasn't using taxpayer money to fund this porn ring of his."

"Would you be surprised if he was?" asked Ikeda.

"Not one bit Sergeant." answered Nohara. "Whoever these so called ninjas are made damn sure that Kawashida's public humiliation was so bad that he'll never recover his career from the shame. Serves him right."

The Sergent asked, "So he's claimed that was done by ninjas too?"

Nohara nodded. "According to headquarters, there were no signs of a break in at the Councilman's house. No alarms were set off. They nabbed him in his bedroom and left without a trace. The detectives are completely baffled as to how it happened. No one even knew Kawashida was missing until the news vans pulled up. He was raving about female ninjas holding him at knife point until he spilled the bank account information. He says he wants a police manhunt for the ninjas and claims that he's being framed.

Ikeda sighed and shook his head….

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Firits House

Bayman was sitting in Christie's sports car. They were planning on scoping Firits House out to familiarize themselves with it but the building was crawling with police. "What are the odds of there being a major break in the very day we come out here to inspect this place in person?" asked Christie.

The big Russian was looking on his laptop at the series of unfortunate events that unfolded the night before. "An underground pornography ring? Ninjas? What a crock of manure." grumbled Bayman.

Christie was lost in thought about the Uzumaki Clan that Victor Donovan was obsessed with. She wanted to fight Uzumaki Naruto herself. The idea excited her greatly. "Well, it isn't like ninjas don't exist."

Bayman shrugged, "That's very true but why would they be at a high school dormitory?"

"Maybe they are after the same quarry we are." said Christie. "Or they might be after other targets. There are several students that come from wealthy backgrounds after all."

"It just seems a little too coincidental to me." grumbled Bayman. 'I wonder if they are after the same target.' "Let's get out of here. We'll have to keep at a distance for now."

"We could always attack at the high school itself." said Christie with a smirk.

The Russian cringed. "Dealing with all those brats in the Firits House is bad enough. Running around in a school full of them in broad daylight would be even worse."

Christie chuckled before she put her car in gear and sped away from Firits House. 'This could take a lot longer than I anticipated.' thought the British assassin.

Bayman was thinking along the same lines….

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Ritsumeikan Uji High School

The students of Class 2 year 2 were sitting down to lunch in the cafeteria. Naruto was sitting with Yuji and was carefully monitoring the place. He was considering a murderous prank war on Umeda Tooru but about that time the class pervert Soji Shindou came waltzing up to join them. "Hey Yuji, Uzumaki; mind if I join you guys?"

Yuji looked uncomfortable but said, "Um, sure Soji. What's on your mind?"

"You've been getting pretty close with that new babe Kasumi there Yuji." said Soji with a conspiratorial grin. "Good job. I can't decide if she's hotter or Hinata. I mean, the breasts on that girl are awesome! She should thank her Mother for those tatas!"

The glasses wearing boy blushed red and said, "Kasumi-san isn't that way. She's a really nice girl."

"She's nice to look at too. So is Hinata." chuckled Soji. "Phys Ed is next. Do you guys want to go peek with me? The girl's locker room is like a house of a thousand pleasures."

Naruto's head pivoted mechanically to face Soji. His face was shadowed and his eyes were glowing white. "I think that would be a very bad idea." he said in a bone chilling voice.

Soji felt the hairs on his neck stand up as Naruto's voice flowed over him like the chilling caress of death itself. "O-on second thought m-maybe we should just skip the peeking today." said the young pervert.

'Touch my himes and you'll disappear.' Thought Naruto darkly as his face and eyes turned back to normal.

….

Hinata smiled. She had her byakugan active under her violet eyed genjutsu. She'd felt Naruto's killing intent towards Soji and thought, 'No doubt Naruto-kun is being protective again….'

….

Uji Police Station

Sergeant Ikeda gulped as he stared at the image on the screen. He was sweating under his collar. In a second of slowed down digital imagery; a kunoichi with an incredible body appeared in a body flicker and dropped Abe Azumi on his ass. Her eyes glowed violet and she winked at the camera before she vanished. The elapsed time was .85 seconds and then she was gone. All the males in the room were gawking in lust and all the female officers were miffed that their co-workers were acting like dogs in heat ….

"Can I get a copy of this image to use as a background wallpaper for my workstation computer?" asked a male junior officer.

"NO!" roared every female present.

Ikeda was at a loss for words but suddenly understood why the two sex offenders were obsessed with hot girl ninjas. 'That body is a weapon all by itself.' he thought mesmerized. 'I wonder what Captain Nohara will think of this evidence.' He absentmindedly uploaded the file to his computer for the Captain to view. He also uploaded the file to his phone for 'research purposes.'

….

"This is one of our hot girl ninjas?" asked Nohara as he gaped at the visuals. "No wonder those two morons are so ga-ga over them. Do they all look this good Ikeda?"

"I have no idea; I didn't think to ask them sir." replied Ikeda with a sweat drop. "The two that saw them are porn addicts so who knows."

Nohara shook his head as he turned off his computer screen. "Well, writing the identifying features of our female ninja would make us look like a bunch of sexists to say the least. I'll talk to Mariko over in surveillance to get a more balanced description. Not one of the men on the force could possibly remain objective looking at that. Besides, we can't see her facial features except for her eyes and those have to be some kind of crazy contact lenses."

….

Ritsumeikan Uji High School

The boys were playing basketball in the gym and the girls were standing on the sidelines watching. "Lucky!" said Seneca Hayes, an exchange student from the United States that was in Class 2. She was strawberry blonde and very petite. "It's great that we get to sit back and watch the boys for a change. Usually they get to gawk at us but I much prefer to stare at them!"

Kokoro giggled, "You're always so uncouth Seneca-chan!"

"I'm just honest!" said Seneca brightly. "Say, have you talked much to the new boy Naruto-kun?"

"A bit." said Kokoro. "He seems kind of overwhelmed trying to adjust right now. I'm sure he'll settle in."

"I wonder about his whisker marks. They're really cute." said Yasaka Kyoko who sat on Hinata's other side. She was a cute brown haired girl that always had her hair in braids.

Seneca grinned. "I've been much more interested in his body. I mean, just look at all that muscle rippling under that tight t-shirt. And he's got those cute whisker marks too. I think he's sexy!"

Hinata and Kasumi quietly groaned at Seneca and Kyoko's conversation. They were both nice girls that sat in the back with Hinata but both Kasumi and Hinata were less than thrilled that the two girls were staring hungrily at their husband; particularly Seneca. [I so want to put Seneca in her place!] signed Kasumi with a slight frown.

The byakugan princess nodded. [She doesn't stand a chance with Naruto-kun but it's still annoying. Other than lusting after our husband she's a nice enough girl though].

While the two Uzumaki kunoichis were having their silent conversation; Naruto passed Umeda Tooru the basketball making sure the tall boy caught it….with his face. "That's not the way you are supposed to catch the ball Umeda; pay attention!" said Naruto without a trace of guilt.

"Ouch…." muttered Yuji as the coach blew his whistle.

Coach Okayama still, "Damn it Tooru, get your head in the game!" seeing Tooru's nose was bleeding he said, "Go to the infirmary Umeda. We can't have you bleeding all over the place."

"Yes sir…." grumbled Tooru in a nasally tone. He glared at Naruto and left.

"Let's get back to the game boys." said the coach.

Hinata hid her grin. [It seems Naruto-kun has begun already. That creep Tooru is going to regret the day he was born].

Kasumi cringed. [Naruto-kun really made it look like an accident. I had no idea he could do that sort of thing so well].

[Naruto-kun was known as the Prankster King from Hell when we were children Kasumi-chan]. signed Hinata. [That was nothing. Our dear husband put some extra spin on the ball with chakra to make it burn].

[So Naruto-kun is just starting?] asked Kasumi. At Hinata's nod she signed, [It sucks to be Umeda then].

Tooru came back at the end of the period with his nose red as a cherry. The class quietly chuckled at his ridiculous appearance….

….

The next hour was Cooking Class for Hinata, Kasumi and Alyssa. Alyssa and several other girls were openly staring at Hinata's perfect namagashi that was typically served as a sweet at traditional tea ceremonies. Hinata was artfully adding a flower and leaf motifs just for fun. It was a time-honored practice anyway. Her teacher Miyama-sensei tried one of the sweets first and was utterly delighted. Thus Hinata had a crowd around her….

"They look delicious; we have to share these with the Tea Ceremony Club!" squealed one girl.

"Heck with the Tea Ceremony Club!" said another girl. "Join the Cooking Club Hinata-san!"

Izumi Yora said, "Hinata-san, you should really consider becoming a professional chef. These are so good!"

Alyssa tried one of the delicious snacks and felt it practically melt in her mouth. "This is too good to be legal!" she declared. Everyone was shocked at Alyssa Graves praising anybody.

Soon Hinata was making enough for the whole class. Kasumi smiled. 'Hinata-chan is an amazing cook but she's an even better kunoichi.' Kasumi looked down at the charred cookies she just made. 'I think I'll market these as 'Charcoal Bites.' I'm sure I'll make a killing on the market.' she thought with a sweat drop. 'I'll stick with my strong points like fighting and slaying monsters….'

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Uji Police Station

Sergeant Ikeda was talking to Mariko in surveillance. "So we need her measurements for an All Points Bulletin." he explained.

"You want to know her bra size?" asked Mariko rather disappointedly. The middle aged surveillance department head looked less than thrilled. "I thought better of you Ikeda."

Ikeda blushed hotly, "I mean approximate height and weight; not those other measurements. The APB would just say she has a voluptuous build."

Mariko said in a flat tone, "From the cameras and the background we can estimate the ninja girl is fair skinned with dark hair, probably black. She stands at about 5 foot 1 or 2 inches and weighs between 100 and 110 pounds….We also estimate she has a 34 inch bust."

"Damn…." said the Sergeant with a faraway look in his eyes. Seeing Mariko was looking at him boredly; he cleared his throat and said, "What about her eye color? That's a mystery."

"We haven't puzzled that part out yet." said Mariko. "Even when we magnify the image it appears that it's her actual eyes rather than some sort of glasses or reflective lenses. My guess is they are contact lenses of an unknown manufacture. I've never seen anything quite like them. They may help with low light vision but that's just a theory."

"Well, it's a start." said Ikeda. "Thanks Mariko." '34 inches….wow.'

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Ikeda went back to his desk and sent out the APB to Prefectural Headquarters along with the picture so they could tweak the description as needed. He left out the bit about the hot girl ninja's bra size though….

He had no idea that some of the junior officers already had the hot girl ninja's photo posted in their lockers….

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POSTSCRIPT:

Well, it seems that an underground porn ring was inadvertently discovered by Naruto and his wives. On top of that Maya has become a pinup girl for the Uji-City Police Department. It's rather ironic given she was a former police detective. The Uzumakis have yet to discover Bayman and Christie and likewise the two assassins don't know anything other than media rumors about the Uzumakis. Next chapter Marie Rose and Honoka will make their debut. See you next time. Blue out. 9/8/16