A/N- I don't own RFR. Duh! Would Ed and Ted get as much screen time then they did? NO! Oh, this song is a parody from my buddy Hannah (Banana!) who rocks.
(The static clears to see Hannah standing outside with the fans)
Hannah- OK, I'm with the crazy fans right now. What's your name?
(She turns to an Ed look–a-like)
Eli- I'm Eli, from Roscoe, baby! Go Cougars!
Hannah- OK, what do you want to see on the countdown?
Eli- Tons and Tons of E&T! They rock mega-hard!
(The static comes back and clears back to Avi Network H.Q, and the two animated females.)
Mallangel- Sorry to interrupt TRL…again, but this is an exclusive!
Rally4ever- With RFR leaving us on Friday, tons of RFR fans gave us their final cries. We picked one of the best to represent the RFR Fans' movement. Please welcome Roscoefan.
(Roscoefan walks in and sits down with the two avi girls.)
Roscoefan- Hi!
Mallangel- Welcome to the Avi Network. How does it feel to represent the RFR Fans with your song?
Roscoefan- It rocks. As Parker might say, it's cool beans.
Rally4ever- Well, with the video for it, I have to say it's not only cool beans, it's fire!
Mallangel- Yeah, it rocks.
Roscoefan- Well, I try.
Rally4ever- Want to throw to it?
Roscoefan- Would I! OK, this is my video for my song, "The-N Killed the Radio Stars", only on The Avi Network, All Avatars, All the Time! Viva RFR!
Video Time!
(Scene- a living room in any all-Canadian household ((Since Roscoefan's from Canada, duh!)))
A girl (Hannah) is sitting down on the couch, remote in hand, her eyes focused on the TV. She starts singing the first lyric, not turning away from the TV-
I saw this on the television, back in '03
Lying awake intent at tuning in to thee
Finally something different on TV
She turns quick to us to say-
Oh-a oh
She turns back to the TV, which now says "Last Episode", and sings-
But a certain network, cut off this masterpiece
Overwhelmed by shows like Degrassi
But I don't understand why it was necessary
Now three people pop up from nowhere (AKA Dana, Mike and Jamie) and they sing-
Oh-a oh
We go back to Hannah, now holding a protest sign, singing-
When we boycott you (ha, just kidding)
The three backup singers sing again, now holding up signs of their own
Oh-a oh
Hannah takes back the song, throwing away the sign and standing up on the couch, singing-
What will you do then?
Everyone jumps on the couch and starts dancing and singing-
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Hannah- Thanks a lot, you broke our heart.
DJM- Oh-a-a-a oh
The four teens walk outside, all with radios on, as Hannah sings-
Now when I listen to the radio
I sit back and think of that one TV show
Of Question Mark, Shady, Smog and Pronto
DMJ- Oh-a oh
Hannah holds a foam finger when she sings-
You may be number one
The others hold foamies as well when they sing-
Oh-a oh
Hannah throws away her finger as she sings-
But now you're no fun
The teens dump their fingers and sing along-
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Soon, several more teenagers walk over dancing in a big revue as Hannah sings-
Now you've gone way too far
Canceling the show known as RFR...
The backup singers all start singing-
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh
Soon, every teen starts singing like it was a Broadway musical-
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Hannah-
Maybe next time, you'll stop and think
Before booting good shows that were on the brink
Of fame, fans, the whole kitchen sink
The-N, this sucks, you really stink!
The camera moves up, looking down as the large amount of teens circle Hannah, spiraling around her as she wails-
Ohhhh...RFRRRRRR...
Ohhhh...RFRRRRRR...
Everyone grabs protest signs and starts dancing around as Hannah, Dana, Mike and Jamie sing-
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars…
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars …
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars …
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars…
Soon, DMJ leave as Hannah is the only one left, and she sings the final line, as she starts walking away-
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars (The radio stars)
The screen fades to black, as we go back to the three avi girls.
Mallangel- That rocked!
Rally4ever- Yeah, totally!
Roscoefan- Yeah, that's my baby.
Rally4ever- Now back to TRL, already in process.
The-N Killed the Radio Stars
by Roscoefan
I saw this on the television, back in '03
Lying awake intent at tuning in to thee
Finally something different on TV
Oh-a oh
But a certain network, cut off this masterpiece
Overwhelmed by shows like Degrassi
But I don't understand why it was necessary
Oh-a oh
When we boycott you (he he, just kidding)
Oh-a oh
What will you do then?
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Thanks a lot, you broke our heart.
Oh-a-a-a oh
Now when I listen to the radio
I sit back and think of that one TV show
Of Question Mark, Shady, Smog and Pronto
Oh-a oh
You may be number one
Oh-a oh
But now you're no fun
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Now you've gone way too far
Canceling the show known as RFR...
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars
Maybe next time, you'll stop and think
Before booting good shows that were on the brink
Of fame, fans, the whole kitchen sink
The-N, this sucks, you really stink!
Ohhhh...RFRRRRRR...
Ohhhh...RFRRRRRR...
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars(x4)
Oh, The-N killed the radio stars (The radio stars)