Howdy folks! this is my very first Harry PotterficXDI'm so excited! any hoo this is something me and my little brother came up with (WARNING: OOCness)There are alot oferrors,Iknow, butIhope you enjoy any way!

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Harry and Ron's Adventures at the Movies

Ch1 To the Movies!

One day in the fantastic school of Hogwarts, were there's always something to do, Harry Potter and Ron Weasly got really, really, really bored.

"Harry," said Ron in his whinny voice,

"Yes Ron?" replied the great savior of the wizerding world "I'm really bored."

"Ron will ever pay attention, everyone already knows that you just wasted 3 whole words!"

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to!"

"Its too late now Ron what's done is done."

"I'm a bad person!" Ron begins to sob. Harry with his short temper begins to become annoyed with his whimpyness and decides to change the subject.

"Hey I've got an idea,"

Ron suddenly forgets what he was crying about and begins to think of what he'd look like if he were a monkey.

"Ron I said I have an idea,"

Ron is still in his happy dreamland. Harry sighed,

"RON!"

"Oh yes Harry! Sorry what was that?"

"I've been trying to tell you I've got an idea,"

"Do you think Id look better as a green monkey or a blue monkey?"

"What?"

"Personally I like green but I want your opinion on it."

"Were you paying attention at all?"

"I'm really bored."

"Sometimes I wonder what ever happened to your brain Ron," sighed Harry

"Well anyhoo, why don't we go to the movies,"

"Harry! You're never going to believe this but I-I-I have an…idea!"

Harry gasped. This hasn't happened for several months! Could it be? Could Ron actually have a brain?

"Oh Ron I'm so happy for you!"

"I think we should go to the movies!"

Harry's happiness broke. "Ron I just said that,"

"C'mon Harry lets hurry before Snape comes to tell us we're late for detention!"

Harry sweatdroped even though by now he was used to Ron's absent mindedness.

"Ok Ron lets go,"

"Oh gooooodie!"

Out side of Hogwarts

"Harry," Ron said, "how are we going to get there?"

"Hmm good question," Harry pondered and looked around there were some bikes a trashcan and some cars. "Bingo!" he said aloud.

"Harry I don't think playing bingo will get us to the movies," stated Ron

"No silly I've got it we'll take one of the teacher's cars!"

"But Harry, that's stealing!" gasped his red haired sidekick

"No it isn't we're just barrowing the car with out permission." he stated

Ron thought for a second, but due to his absence in mind forgot what he was thinking about and instead began to sing the poke'mon theme song.

"Poke'mon! Oooh you're my best friend in a world we must defend!"

Harry blinked and stared at his friend. "…Ron are you feeling ok?"

"Just dandy Harry!" replied Ron

"…I'm just going to hot wire this car ok?"

"Right-oh!"

Harry turned around and cast an unlocking charm on the car door. After several attempts he finally got the car running and climbed in the driver's seat.

"Awww I want to drive!" pouted Ron as he got into the passenger's seat. Harry shuddered at the thought of Ron driving the car. "No way." he told him, he didn't want to die an early death.

So Harry Potter and Ron Weasly drove off to the closest movie theater, parked the stolen car, and got in line for their tickets.

"Oo, ooo, ooooo! Lets go see Happy Ponies in the Enchanted Meadow Harry!" chanted Ron excitedly

"No way that's a sissy movie probably something hermonie would see," Harry replied

"Don't call my girl friend a sissy!"

"What did you just say?" said a shocked Harry

"Don't call her a sissy?"

"Are you and hermonie going out?"

"Ya, so what?"

"You've got a girl friend and here I'm the most famous wizard in the world and I've got no one!"

"Well maybe if you didn't have such a temper you have a girl too."

" All right that's it Ron! I'm not your friend any more!"

Ron's lower lip began to quiver. "H- h- Harry?" he stammered, "is that true?"

Harry ignored his former friend's question.

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Ron into the sky. He began to sob uncontrollably causing every one to glare at him.

"Oh c'mon Ron, I-I-I didn't mean it," said Harry glancing nervously at the people glaring at him. "In fact you're always my best friend."

"R- r- really?"

"Best friend forever."

"Oh Harry I knew you were kidding." said Ron happily and began to hug Harry

"Ron people are starring," said Harry

"Oops sorry!" he replied as he let go. Harry glanced up at the different movies playing.
"Ok Ron I know what movie we're going to see,"

"Is it the pony movie?" he said hopefully

"No, its Bloody Gory Mayhem Number 2, Ultimate Doom Fest. Muhahahahhahahahahaha!" Harry cackled evilly

"That sounds scary," said Ron inching away from his deranged looking friend

"You bet it is!"

"Harry I really don't think-"

"It's the scariest, goriest, most chaotic movie ever made, in the history of the world!"

"...Well since you're so excited about it and you're really, really, scaring me right now I guess we can-"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Harry as he ran up to the ticket booth

"Can I help you sir?" asked the ticket man in a bored uninterested tone.

"2ticketstoBloodyGoryMayhemNumber2UltimateDoomFestpleeeaaassseee!"

"...Wait what?"

"...He wants 2 tickets to the movie with lots of violence and gore," said Ron

"Oh I see- wait hold on there you kids are too young for this movie." said the ticket guy "WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Harry into the sky.

"Well sorry Harry I guess we'll just have to see a different movie,"

"A DIFERENT MOVIE! NO WAY! I'VE WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS AND I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP THAT EASILY!"

"...Ok so what are we going to do?"

"Don't worry Ron my friend I've got a plan. Muhahahahahahahhahahahahaha!"

You like?I hope so!Please review! All flames will be thrown at Malfoy.

Malfoy: What didI do?

Me: I don't know just felt like throwing stuff at you

Malfoy: Why me!

Comming Up Soon:

Ch 2 Harry Left Me at the Movies