Priya: Hi! This isn't technically a request, but I got the idea from KagamiPINKAgreste. I hope it came out as I hoped it did.

Note: I am a multishipper when it comes to Cunningham ships. So this is a Rachel x Randy ship. Just pretend this is an alternative universe from the Theresa x Randy fic I had.


Randy sat on his bean bag as he threw his controller where the TV was. He and Howard have been playing Grave Punchers, virtually, for 2 hours straight. They could've gone longer, if it weren't for Mort, Howard's father, telling him to go to bed already because it's getting late. Howard refused but Mort insisted that he needed to. Howard denied, and only accepted when Mort told him that he'll give the stubborn boy a doughnut for breakfast.

Randy told Howard a goodnight, and Howard did the same, before turning off the TV and ending their virtual call. Randy slumped in his bean bag as he thought of something to do while he's still awake. Randy looked at his alarm clock to see that it was 10 PM. He smiled as he had an idea, he pulled out his ninja mask and put it on his head, revealing ribbons of red and black and transforming into the ninja. He opened the window of his room, and leaped out of his room.


Rachel was playing her guitar while singing a song she was trying to compose. She was a great singer and she loved singing, so she started composing songs and one of her songs was the reason why she fell in love with a great guy. Speaking of the devil, Rachel heard a shout "Smoke bomb!" outside her house, she smiled, knowing who that was.

She placed her guitar down on her bed, gently, and walked towards her window. There she saw the ninja. The said hero leaped on top of her mailbox to reach her windowpane. Rachel moved backwards so she wouldn't distract Randy from getting up her room.

Once Randy was inside the said girl's room, he went to hug her. "Hi, bunny!" Randy greeted, earning a smile from Rachel as she returned the hug. "Hello, ninja," Rachel greeted back, "What brings you here?" she asked. "Howard and I were playing Grave Punchers but his dad told him to go to bed already," Randy explained, "So I thought I could come and visit you," he said, earning a slight blush and another sweet smile from Rachel.

"Aww, that's so squee of you, ninja!" she said sweetly, "But it's getting late," she said as she looked at the time to see that it was already 11 PM. Randy, still as the ninja, nodded as he yawned, "Yeah, I was maybe thinking I could stay here for the night?" Randy asked the little girl, who still had a sweet smile that could make anyone (or probably just Randy) get hypnotized by it.

"Of course, you can," she said with a happy tone. Randy, then, took off his mask to reveal Randy Cunningham once again. He was wearing his pajamas already, so that wasn't an issue. He sat down at Rachel's bed and Rachel sat beside him. Rachel then looked at her guitar and a thought came to her, "Hey ninja," Rachel began, not bothering that she called the purple-haired kid as his secret ego, "Wanna hear a lullaby?"

Randy stiffened at that, and then whined, like a child, "Aw, but I'm not a baby anymore!" Randy pouted, earning a sweet chuckle from the kind-hearted girl. "Come on," Rachel pleaded, extending the 'o' in the word on, "You'll sleep faster with my lullabies, you know that," she mentioned. Randy sighed in defeat as he lay down on the bed, "Ok, you win, sing me a lullaby," Randy uttered as he earned a small cheer from Rachel.

Rachel grabbed her guitar and put on a thinking face, "Hm, what to sing," she said before an idea popped up in her head, "How about the song I sang when we first met," she said as Randy gave her a closed-eye smile, a hand resting at his torso while the other was holding Rachel's hand, "That sounds nice," Randy replied, receiving a delighted smile from the girl.

She removed Randy's hand from hers so she can hold her guitar properly, she plucked a few notes that matched the melody she sang at the Food Hole, and started to sing,


*They say he's a student just like you and me, the Ninja of Norrisville.

She sang softly as Randy started feeling a bit sleepy.

I'm glad to know his secret identity, and to love him with free-will.

Randy started to close his eyes completely as the little ninja started to fall into a peaceful slumber.

As soothing as the night, he smoke bombs right after a fight.

The Ninja of Norrisville will save us all…


Rachel finished her song and saw Randy snoring quietly on her bed. She smiled sweetly at him and pecked him on the forehead before putting her guitar away, slowly and noiseless-ly. She turned the lights from her room off, showing glow-in-the-dark stars and a moon on her ceiling before laying down at her bed and cuddling with our little ninja.

"Good night, my ninja."


Priya: inhales deeply for a good 10 seconds Boi, I fangirled writing this. It's just so SQUEEEE-! (but that's just me, idk about you guys)

1st *: Yes, I changed the lyrics of the song a bit, so it would be more fitting.

I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I LOVED writing it!

(I really am a multishipper-)